This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

Chapter 73: Selling Talismans on Live Broadcast?

Translator: 549690339

Xu Yang:

Women, as expected, are creatures who say one thing but mean another!

Female ghosts are no exception!

He pulled down his shorts again, but this time Liu Shishi didn’t provide Xu Yang with any “merit points” and instead, a pillow was thrown at him.

“It seems that scaring ghosts also requires some skills… like scaring Shishi, you have to catch her off guard; once she is prepared, it won’t work…”

Xu Yang walked towards the bedroom while holding his pants up.

“Ding!”

“The female ghost was frightened, and merit points +30.”

Upon raising his head, he saw Yang Yin staring at him incredulously.

Xu Yang was overjoyed, and he pulled off his pants again.

“Ahhhh!!!”

Yang Yin’s face turned red, and she quickly covered her eyes with her hands. Her eyes darting around between her fingers, she exclaimed, “Master Xu, how… how could you do this!”

No merit points again!

Xu Yang casually pulled his pants up and said, “I’m going to bed first… You guys should rest early too.”

When Xu Yang entered the bedroom.

Swish!

Yang Yin immediately floated to Liushi’s side, her face red, and with a shy expression, she said, “Shishi, is… is Master Xu affected by something?”

Liu Shishi calmly said, “He’s always like this, you’ll get used to it.”

As for whether her inner feelings were as calm as her expression showed, only she knew that.

Meanwhile.

In the remote countryside and an ancient house.

“This dream is fantastic… it’s just a bit tiring on the waist!”

Ma Long muttered to himself, feeling extremely exhausted, and fell into a deep sleep.

He didn’t realize that the moment after he fell asleep, a Yin wind blew past, and the ancient house he was in suddenly turned into a dilapidated temple.

A group of seductive and charming women changed their faces into fierce expressions.

One of them even pounced on Ma Long, her hands growing half a foot long black nails.

She reached out and grabbed his abdomen, tearing out two bloody kidneys, and was about to swallow them up.

“Hold on!”

At this moment, a woman spoke up.

The woman with black nails couldn’t help but say, “Da Jie… it’s been three months since we sisters did this… aren’t you afraid? 1 say, that piece-of-shit Supernatural Affairs Bureau is just for show; a group of martial artists wants to catch us four sisters?”

The woman called “Da Jie” was wearing a long red gauze dress.

She emerged from the darkness.

As the Yin wind blew, her gauze dress fluttered, revealing her fair and jade-like skin.

She looked at Ma Long lying on the ground and said, “This man has a special constitution. He doesn’t have any Yang energy on him, but rather the purest Yin energy. I’m sure my sisters have noticed… absorbing his energy can make us stronger. Instead of killing him, we should keep him.”

“In the future, we sisters can meet him in our dreams and absorb the Yin energy from his body to strengthen ourselves. One day, we can all step into the true realm of the Red Robe level… and then, we can follow the Ghost King’s example, establish our territory, and open our own Ghost Realm!”

After discussing with the other three female ghosts, Da Jie said, “Alright, Hong Laoer, put his kidneys back.”

Black nails reluctantly stuffed the two bloody kidneys back into Ma Long’s body.

Ma Long mumbled and turned over in his sleep, utterly unaware.

He slept until midday, and when he woke up, he felt weak, with an aching waist and back. He went to the bathroom and saw two obvious dark circles under his eyes in the mirror. He couldn’t help but mutter, “What’s going on?”

“Can wet dreams actually affect your sleep?”

After washing up.

He went downstairs, and at this time, Xu Yang’s phone call came in.

“Hello… Lao Xu.”

“I didn’t do anything. I’m about to have breakfast.”

In the funeral shop.

Xu Yang was exasperated, cursing, “It’s already past 12 o’clock, you’re eating a fucking breakfast… Alright, alright, stop talking nonsense, come to the shop first.”

After hanging up the phone.

Xu Yang looked at the text messages from the bank on his phone and couldn’t help but say, “The Spirits Management Bureau is really part of the national military organization. They’re reliable… The 1.5 million reward was transferred so quickly.”

He called Yang Yin and Liu Shishi over and said, “Get ready; we’ll go shopping later. I’ll buy you a phone and a computer, so it’ll be more convenient to contact each other in the future.”

Liu Shishi responded with an “oh.”

Yang Yin, on the other hand, seemed extremely excited.

Just then, Wan Baolu brought a girl with him and peeked his head into the shop.

“Master Xu, you’re here?”

As soon as he entered the door and saw Xu Yang, he enthusiastically greeted him.

The girl behind him also looked delighted when she saw Xu Yang and said, “Master Xu, it really is you!”

This girl was none other than Taozi, the “Outdoor Mysterious Adventure” live streamer.

Taozi was very excited and said, “1 had a feeling that the master mentioned by Mr. Wan yesterday might be you, and I didn’t expect my guess to be right… Master Xu, thank you so much for what happened last time. This is a little token of appreciation from me and Mr. Wan. I hope you won’t mind.”

She was carrying several large and small bags.

There were expensive tea leaves, Mao tai wine, and several boxes of valuable health products.

Xu Yang gave a signal, and Yang Yin immediately stepped forward to accept the gifts.

He naturally knew why Wan Baolu was here and immediately took out a “Evil-warding Talisman” and a “Safety Talisman” from his storage space, saying, “These two Daoist talismans were just made by me this morning.”

“This is the Evil-warding Talisman. Wear it, and it can drive away evil spirits. Ordinary Yin spirits and malevolent beings will not dare to approach you.”

“This is the Safety Talisman…Wearing it can help you resolve a disaster once.”

Wan Baolu happily accepted the talismans and asked how to wear them.

Xu Yang said, “Wrap the talismans in red cloth, sew them into a triangular shape, and sew them onto your clothes… Remember, take them off during a bath; these talismans will become ineffective if they touch water.”

Wan Baolu carefully put away the two talismans and took out thirty thousand dollars from his wallet.

Since he already received their gifts, Xu Yang didn’t intend to take their money.

But Wan Baolu insisted, “Master Xu, this is the incense money I’m offering for the talismans… As the saying goes, sincerity is the key. You must accept this incense money, or else I won’t feel comfortable using the talismans.”

Taozi also wanted a talisman upon seeing this.

Xu Yang glanced at her and saw that her body was wrapped in dark mist, a sign of impending disaster, most likely due to her previous mysterious adventure live streams. He gave her a “Ghost-repelling Talisman” and a “Safety Talisman” and instructed her to wear the talismans in the same way as Wan Baolu, but to remove them during her “monthly period.”

Taozi put away the talismans and also took out thirty thousand dollars.

Xu Yang expressionlessly accepted the money.

He couldn’t help but lament in his heart.

This money… is just too easy to earn, isn’t it?

Meanwhile, Wan Baolu brought up the matter of “live streaming sales” again. He said, “Master Xu, I have an immature idea…. Can you mass-produce these talismans?”

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