This Curse Is Just Awesome

Chapter 294: The Invincible Bug!

Ka…

Kacha…

Qingcheng, on the second floor of the alien realm.

Chen Yu looked at the broken pieces of the spacetime door that were falling off like glass and had a myriad of thoughts.

The BB on his back also had a complicated expression.

“Are you sure you want to go with me?”

“Yes.”

“Then we really can’t go back.”

“Yes.” BB nodded.

Kacha —

Huala…

With the last crisp sound, the huge dimensional door was completely gone.

Only nrown fragments were left on the ground.

“There’s nothing left…” BB muttered.

“I have a feeling.” Chen Yu squatted down, picked up a fragment, and played with it in his hand.

“What feeling?”

“Maybe it won’t be long before we go back in again.”

“Ah?” BB was puzzled. “Didn’t you say that we won’t be able to go back?”

“…”

Chen Yu was silent and did not explain anything.

He took out his backpack, opened the middle pocket, and filled the floor with debris.

When BB saw this, she quickly came over to help.

“Pretty lucky,” Chen Yu said as he pretended to be pretending.

“Are you talking about me?”

“No, I’m talking about me. I’m pretty lucky.” Chen Yu shook the broken glass in his hand and explained, “You know a little about humans, right?”

“A little.”

“Human society has countries. In Asia, official power is generally strong. So under normal circumstances, the disappearance of an alien realm is definitely news that will shock the whole country.”

Chen Yu shrugged. “Especially for someone like me. The last one to come out will definitely be unlucky. Fortunately, the country was gone last month. Isn’t that lucky?”

“Oh…” BB didn’t quite understand.

Crash.

Picking up his backpack and zipping it tight, Chen Yu waved his hand. “That’s enough. Just put these in for research. Leave the rest.”

“Okay.” BB jumped lightly and lay on Chen Yu’s back skillfully.

Chen Yu said, “…Come down first. Put on some clothes before you go out.”

“It’s okay.” BB refused. “This is good.”

“This isn’t a question of whether you think it’s good or not. Isn’t it crazy to not wear clothes in public?”

“You’re not wearing any either.”

“What are you and crazy… F*ck! What can you compare to me? And I didn’t say that I’m not wearing any?”

“What are you guys doing here?”

While the two of them were arguing, the woman who was selling tickets on the first floor rushed over when she heard the sound. When she saw the two of them without any clothes, she was shocked. “Who are you guys?”

When she noticed that Chen Yu was naked, her face turned pale. “Monster?!”

Chen Yu: “…”

…

Five minutes later.

Chen Yu put on a pink down jacket. His waist twisted left and right as he checked up and down. “It seems a little tight. BB, what about you?”

BB put on a sweater and a pair of gray long johns. She clumsily took a step forward. “It’s… a little loose.”

“Can you walk?”

“I can walk, but it’s not very convenient.”

“It’s fine. I’ll go back and find you a new set of clothes.”

“Okay.” BB nodded obediently and then pointed at the female conductor who had fainted on the ground and was only left with her shirt and pants. “What about her?”

“No one came to this alien realm either. She’ll wake up in two minutes. Don’t worry about her.”

As he spoke, Chen Yu took out a stack of hundred-dollar bills from his backpack, placed them under the conductor, and left with BB.

After leaving the alien realm square, he stood in the middle of the T-junction. After thinking for a moment, he decided to bring BB to Ma Li’s side.

He didn’t know how to explain it to Mother Chen.

It was not suitable for a little girl to suddenly appear when the family lived together.

Moreover, he had some things to deal with when he went to Ma Li’s house, so it was convenient for BB to go with her.

After thinking about it, Chen Yu picked up BB and changed the direction.

Along the way, BB was dumbfounded and her small neck twisted. Pedestrians, vehicles, flower beds, trees… Including the buildings that rose from the ground, everything seemed to be in her eyes.

“Prosperous, right?” Chen Yu raised his eyebrows.

“So powerful…” BB was shocked. “This… This is the world of Lord Humans?”

“Yes.”

“So many people. Every one of them looks different.”

Chen Yu: “?”

“Every one of them is unique.” BB sighed. “As expected of noble humans.”

“Wait a minute, aren’t your Glory Robots also different in appearance?”

“Our appearance is random, but the type is fixed.” BB explained, “Look at humans, there are tall and short, fat and thin, old and young, men and women… Oh, there are men and women, and Glory Robots are the same.”

“No, they are not the same.” Chen Yu said, “We also have people who look like men, but in fact, they are women. And there are those that are very beautiful, and they dress like women, but in fact, they are men.”

“Oh!” BB was surprised. “Amazing…”

“Just in terms of gender, there are even more amazing things.” Chen Yu was addicted to chatting. “For example, woman in the upper body, men in the lower body. Man in the upper body, man in the lower body. Women on one side, man on the other side, or man and woman on the same body…”

“Oh oh oh!” BB covered her mouth. “No… as expected of a human being. A hundred flowers bloom.”

“That’s a good word.” Chen Yu gave him a thumbs up. “But I suggest ‘Hundred Ghost Night Walk’.”

“Ghost? What is a ghost?”

“It’s a part of human beings. There are many branches and a huge scale. There are evil ghosts, malicious ghosts, drunkards, smokers, gamblers, female ghosts, poor ghosts, dead ghosts, perverts, devils, little devils, foreign devils… and so on. Among them, perverts are the most awesome. They are known as the dominators of the ghosts!”

“It’s so exciting…” BB’s eyes were wide open, and then she sighed dejectedly. “If only I were a human.”

“Don’t think too hard.”

“Ah?”

“It’s not so easy to be a human.”

They talked along the way, and not long after.

The two entered the Qingcheng Villa Area and came to the door of Ma Li’s house.

Since some time ago, Ma Li’s house had become Chen Yu’s activity base…

“What a beautiful house.” BB raised her head and praised, “The human world is really too beautiful.”

“You’re late. If you came earlier, I would have brought you to the capital city to see where it’s more prosperous.”

“Can’t you do it now?”

“Yes. The capital city has been destroyed. There should only be ruins now.” Chen Yu pondered. “If I have the chance to bring you to Shanghai, it’s not bad there too.”

“Okay.”

“Don’t talk nonsense when we go in later. Just follow me.”

“Okay.”

Without knocking, Chen Yu climbed over the wall with his BB in his arms and pushed open the villa’s door.

Clang!

The door opened.

In the hall, there were more than twenty naked men hanging on racks.

Under the racks were seven or eight beautiful maids.

Each maid was holding a horsewhip tightly in her hand…

Chen Yu: “…”

BB: “…”

Dong.

The door was closed again.

Chen Yu turned around and asked, “BB, did you see it?”

BB: “I… I saw it…”

Chen Yu: “Let’s go, I’ll wash your eyes.”

BB: “You can take it off and redo the system.”

Chen Yu: “Good Idea.”

The two of them had not gone far when Ma Li stumbled out of the door. “Brother Yu! You’re here.”

“Don’t touch me!” Chen Yu jumped up and distanced himself from the other party. “In broad daylight… No, in broad daylight… No, it’s a sunny day… the army is under broad daylight, what are you guys doing?”

Ma Li stuttered, “We… We didn’t… do it.”

“Such… Such a hasty scene, and you guys haven’t done anything yet?”

“There’s nothing I can do.” Ma Li spread her hands. “There are more than 20 death warriors of the Bahuang family, and the underground garage is occupied by Bahuang Yao. I have nowhere else to put them, so I can only put them in the hall on the first floor.”

“Why are they hanging them up?”

“If they were tied up and put together, they would always do something to untie the ropes. They wouldn’t be able to run away if they were hung up.”

“Why aren’t they wearing clothes?”

“They are a bunch of stubborn fools. It doesn’t make sense. They always think of hiding all sorts of things to harm my subordinates. One of my maids was stabbed.” Ma Li was exhausted. “We can only strip them naked. It’s more convenient to inject them.”

“What about the whip?”

“I’m not sure about that.” Ma Li shrugged. “My maids all want to use the whip. They say that it’s finally their turn to play. I don’t know what they mean either.”

Chen Yu: “…”

After a moment of silence, Chen Yu carried BB and left. “Let’s go, I’ll bring you to wash your ears again.”

BB: “You can take them off and redo the system.”

“Can you redo the system for your ears too?”

“Yes.”

“Awesome, awesome…”

“Wait… wait a minute.” Ma Li quickly went around to stop Chen Yu. “Brother Yu, you have to deal with those death warriors, right? It’s not a good idea to keep them in my house.”

Chen Yu: “It’s not a good idea to keep them in my house.”

Ma Li: “…”

“Alright then.”

Seeing the other party’s increasingly hostile gaze, Chen Yu scratched his ear awkwardly. “Let me help you deal with them. Don’t make more than twenty death warriors stay in your house for ten months. When you go back, there will be thirty of them.”

Ma Li: “Brother Yu, you really know how to talk.”

Reaching out, he tidied the collar of the baby in his arms. Chen Yu’s smile disappeared. “Take me to see Doramumu.”

“Doramumu?!”

“Oh, it’s Bahuang Zhen.”

“Phew…”

Hearing that, Ma Li heaved a heavy sigh of relief, she immediately turned around to lead the way. “Brother Yu, hurry up and settle him. These twenty over death warriors are too difficult to take care of. Not only do they require comprehensive nutrition for three meals a day, they even have to agree on a time to take a dump. How can my house have those bathrooms?”

“As expected of a death warrior.” Chen Yu praised. “Professional.”

They went around the main villa.

The three of them walked along the goose egg road through the pavilion and walked to the right side of the villa.

As they walked, Ma Li turned around to look at BB in Chen Yu’s arms.

Chen Yu was expressionless. “If you want to ask, just ask.”

“I’ve wanted to ask for a long time, but I didn’t dare to ask.” Ma Li slowed down her pace and moved closer to BB. “Who is this little girl?”

“Hello… Hello.” BB waved her hand. “Respected Human Lord, my name is BB.”

“Respected human lord?” Ma Li was surprised and looked at Chen Yu. “What did she call me?”

“In the future, if you see anyone, you don’t have to address them respectfully.” Chen Yu patted BB’s little head. “Just call her… Hmm… Eh? Ma Li, what’s your name again?”

Mary: “…Ma Ma.”

“Yes.” Chen Yu nodded. “From now on, just call her Ma Ma.”

“Hello.” BB waved her hand again. “Ma Ma.”

Ma Li was silent for a long time. “This is your child, right?”

Chen Yu was puzzled. “Why do all of you say that?”

Soon, everyone came to the side villa.

Ma Li took out the key to open the door and led Chen Yu into the house. In a windowless room, they saw Bahuang Zhen.

It was different from the death warriors in the main hall of the main villa.

Bahuang Zhen was dressed normally. He sat on the wooden bed obediently, as if he was resting with his eyes closed.

“Has he taken the deactivator?” As they walked into the house, Ma Li asked the maid by the door.

“Yes.” The maid nodded. “We just fought for an hour.”

“Alright, let’s leave.”

“Yes.”

“Wait.” Chen Yu put down BB. “Ma Li, take her out too.”

“Sir…” BB hesitated.

“It’s alright. Just treat her as a piece of sh*t and ignore her.”

BB: “Alright.”

Ma Li: “…”

Dong!

After closing the door angrily, Ma Li and the other two left.

Only Chen Yu and Bahuang Zhen were left in the room.

“Hey, are you dead? Say something.” Sitting on the chair, Chen Yu crossed his legs and patted Bahuang Zhen’s shoulder.

“Chen Yu.” Bahuang Zhen opened his eyes and looked at Chen Yu calmly.

“Yes, it’s me.”

“When will you let me go?” he asked.

“When can you not contact the Bahuang family headquarters?”

Bhang Zhen shook his head. “I will contact them after I get out.”

Pa!

“That’s good.” Chen Yu clapped his hands. “You won’t be able to get out of here in this lifetime.”

“Then I won’t go out.” Bahuang Zhen closed his eyes again.

“Do you really think that I don’t dare to kill you?” Chen Yu’s tone turned cold.

“Death warriors have never been afraid of death.”

“…”

Chen Yu scratched his chin, feeling troubled.

These death warriors were really impervious to both soft and hard tactics.

A month ago, Chen Yu learned from the communication with Bahuang Zhen that it was the order of the Bahuang clan to find the body of Bahuang Yao.

The purpose was naturally to do research.

And this Bahuang Yao’s father actually didn’t have any doubts. All he wanted to do was to send his daughter’s body to the headquarters and let others dissect and spoil her.

Chen Yu couldn’t understand how Bahuang Yi and Bahuang Yao spent their childhood growing up with such a heartless death warrior.

“Dog.” Chen Yu rushed forward and lowered his voice. “I’ve told you many times. Bahuang Yao isn’t dead at all, but if you send her up, she will definitely die.”

“It doesn’t matter if she’s dead or not.” Bahuang Zhen opened his eyes. “The family wants her corpse. If you don’t give it to them, you will be making an enemy out of the Bahuang clan.”

“Am I not making an enemy out of the Bahuang clan now?” Chen Yu spread his hands. “I’ve uprooted all the members of your Qingcheng clan.”

“So you are playing with fire.”

“…”

After exchanging glances with the other party for a long time, Chen Yu suddenly sat back in his chair and changed his direction. “Alright, you are a good father. Since you are questioning whether your daughter should die, why should I stop you? It’s your family’s mess anyway.”

“Of course.”

“Then let’s make a deal.”

“What deal?”

“Didn’t you want to complete the mission?” Chen Yu narrowed his eyes. “Give me one thing, and I’ll give you the body of Bahuang Yao.”

Bahuang Zhen stood up, his face expressionless, but his eyes flashed with excitement. “What thing?”

“…” Chen Yu remained silent.

He could tell that the change in the other party’s eyes was due to the excitement of completing the mission.

“How sad.”

After spitting out two, Chen Yu also stood up and said, “It’s a martial art, the Psychic Lock of Dense Luck.”

After saying this, Bahuang Zhen’s expression changed slightly.

“Looks like you know about this thing.” Chen Yu smiled.

“What do you want this for?”

“Don’t worry about it.” Chen Yu looked elsewhere. “Bring me the martial arts and I’ll give you the corpse.”

Over the past month, Chen Yu finally thought of a way to resurrect Bahuang Yao.

He would learn Bahuang Yi’s ‘Psychic Lock of Dense Luck’.

Then, he would randomly find a criminal and bind himself to the criminal.

After binding him, he would commit suicide.

After death, Bahuang Yao would resurrect.

Then, he would kill the criminal.

If the criminal died, he would also resurrect.

With this operation, wouldn’t he and Bahuang Yao both come back to life?

Moreover, if he played this trick well, he and Bahuang Yao would be able to resurrect endlessly, crazily blocking bugs!

“Invincible.”

As he thought about it, Chen Yu revealed a smile of a ‘fool’.

However, Bahuang Zhen’s next sentence made his smile freeze.

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