The Wandering Inn

Book 1: Chapter 2

The inn was dark. That was because the world was dark, at least for the moment. Two moons hung in the sky, one light blue, the other pale yellow. But their soft light was obscured by a shifting layer of clouds overhead. Thus, light was scarce. Which made sense.

It was nighttime.

However, despite the late hour one figure moved restlessly around the room. A young woman. Her progress left a trail in the dust as she walked around the room. She paced from wall to wall, muttering to herself. Then she tripped over a chair.

Ow.

Erin brushed dust off her pants and t-shirt in disgust. Well, her clothes were officially dirty now. Parts of her t-shirt were burned black, and her jeans had been cut by the Goblins knives. But that wasnt important at the moment.

Did I just level up?

Erin stared up at the ceiling from her fallen position. She could have stood up, but that would have required effort. And besides, Erin was hungry, tired, and confused. Lying on the floor made her feel better. Even if the dust was getting into her hair.

Ordinarily, that would have been disgusting, but at the moment

Seriously? I leveled up? What is this, a game?

Slowly, Erin pulled herself up into a squat. Then she put her head in her hands.

No. No it cant be. But aa dragon and goblins and now levelingthis is another world, right? One like Dungeons and Dragons? Oror a video game?

She straightened and stood up. The world seemed to be spinning around her. Common sense? Who needed that? Nope. Just hand her a few fire breathing dragons and let her level up by cleaning tables. That made sense.

Right, right. Lets recap. Im in another world which is actually a video game. And there are monsters in this world and I can level up by doing stuff. I even get skills and when I do, a voice in my headno, more like a thought appears that tells me Ive accomplished a task.

She nodded to herself.

Yep. Makes complete sense.

Like hell it does!

Erin screamed and kicked a chair hard enough to send it flying into the air. The chair landed with a tremendous crash which was satisfying to hear. Less satisfying though was Erins foot, which had hit the chair hard enough to jam every toe.

After screaming in pain and hopping around a bit, Erin sat at one of the tables and cried for a while. It wasnt that she liked crying or did it a lot. It just helped at the moment.

After about ten minutes of crying, Erin finally started sniffing and choking back tears. She felt better, but quickly hit upon another problem when she went to wipe away her tears and snot and remembered there wasnt any tissue paper nearby. So she used the rag.

The wet, disgusting rag. But it was better than her shirt. And after that, Erin sat, staring at nothing in particular as the darkness surrounded her.

Im tired.

That was the last thing Erin said before she fell asleep.

-

The next day hit Erin in the face. She groaned and sat up, head aching. Her neck felt twisted, and she was sore from lying on the floor. She still would have slept in longer if it werent for the sun and her stomach.

Hobbling around, Erin looked at the bright daylight streaming through one window.

This is why drapes were invented, you know.

Windows. These ones had no glass or curtains. They were square holes in the wall, but they did have shutters. Too bad Erin had chosen one of the open windows to nap underneath.

Without thinking, Erins hands went up to her head and came back full of dirt and dust. Oh, right. Shed slept on the floor. The dirty floor where all the dust had gone.

Erin sat in a chair and buried her face in her hands. After a little while her stomach growled louder.

Got it. Message received.

Groaning, the young woman eventually stood up. She stood, feeling her body protest the natural law of gravity, and sat down. That felt better, but then her stomach objected. Hunger and exhaustion warred and hunger won out. Erin got up, knowing she had to look for food. There wasnt any in the inn; she hadnt bothered checking the cupboards because why should she? Any food that had been around since the inn had been deserted was probably sentient and had legs by now.

So that only left the outside. But Erin hesitated as she put her hand on the door to the inn.

Monsters.

She shivered. The memory of yesterday returned, fresh and vivid, and her hands began to shake. Her burned arm flared in pain as the cuts on her legs itched and stung. Erin closed her eyes and took a breath. Yes, monsters. But

Ill die here if I dont find something to eat.

So she opened the door. It wasnt courage that made her do it; just the will to survive.

The day was so bright that Erin was blinded for a moment. She walked outside, shading her eyes. And then she stopped. Because a thought had struck her suddenly. Something she had realized but not taken to heart before.

Thisreally is another world, isnt it?

It was a simple revelation that came as Erin looked up. Up, into a sky far vaster than her own. It was hard for Erin to put into words; she only knew that as she stared up into the vivid blue infinity above her head that this sky was different from the one she had seen all her life.

The clouds were too big. Erin could never imagine something like that, but there it was. The clouds wereenormous. Back home, Erin could lie on her back and stare up hundreds, thousands of miles into empty space and see clouds floating inconceivably high overhead. But here

Further than that. So big.

Erin looked up and saw a cloud floating over a mountain that cast a shadow that nearly reached her inn. It looked huge, and yet she could see the grasslands of rolling hills and valleys stretching for countless miles to its base. The peak of the mountain was so high up that Erin couldnt see it when she craned her head back.

And the cloud was higher still.

How large were clouds? Erin had never had to ponder that question before. But she could remember seeing clouds that were large assmall skyscrapers, maybe? Or hills? Were hills larger than skyscrapers? It didnt matter.

This cloud, this single cloud among many, was the size of the mountain below it. She could see it. Erins eyes strained as she made out small ridges and layers of cloud, impossibly small from where she was standing but probably plateaus and massive cliffs in reality. The depth of the cloud took her breath away.

And that was only a fraction of the sky. When Erin looked around she realized this world really was vast. Mountains that seemed to reach upwards forever, wide rolling grasslands untouched by civilizationand how far had she run before reaching this point? At first glance, it seemed like the grass stretched out as a single, flat surface in every direction forever, but closer inspection told Erin a different story.

Theyre hills! Hills and valleys. No wonder I kept tripping last night!

If you walked carelessly, you could lose track of your surroundings and find yourself in a valley thousands of feet wide. And it was all mostly uniform, only a few flowers and rocks breaking up the tyranny of green. The plains stretched on and on without pause

Or did they? Erin stopped as she started to pick out small details on the horizon. Far, far in the distance between the mountain range and the rising sun she saw what looked vaguely like buildings. Was there a town out there? Or a village? Acity?

It was impossible to tell from where she was standing, but the sight of that gave Erin hope that she wasnt alone in this world. However, just the thought of travelling that far on her empty stomach was impossible so she kept looking.

Are thosetrees?

Erin squinted. There was a small collection of trees in the distance, nestled in one of the valleys. They were trees, werent they? Erin felt they looked offuntil she realized she was looking down at them from her vantage point.

It was surreal to feel herself looking down on a forest, but that was the only answer she could think of. It looked like there was a small well, relatively speaking valley to the east filled with trees. It didnt look too far away, and if Erin looked closely she could see small specks of yellow and blue on the trees. Fruits?

There was only one way to find out. And so she began to walk in that direction, her legs and stomach overriding her cautious brain. She needed food. It wasnt hard to walk down the gently sloping hills, and although it was less fun to walk back up the hills, at least Erin could do all of it at a meandering walk. The grass was soft under her shoes and she had good footing. It waspeaceful. Deceptively peaceful.

In the back of her mind, Erin remembered the Goblins. Okay, maybe they werent Goblins but what else could they be? They were strange, deformed children that looked like twisted versions of humans with sharp noses, sharp teeth, little knives and

They were Goblins. And Erin remembered that theyd found her as she was running singed and bewildered from the Dragon.

At the thought of those little monsters rushing her and trying to cut her to shreds Erins heart beat faster and her footsteps faltered. But what choice did she have? Either she stayed in the inn until she starved to death, or she went and got food. The trees werent that far away. She could grab some of those weird fruit things if they were fruit and run away if anything came near her.

That was the plan. It was the plan right up until Erin found herself walking by a huge rock.

There was nothing too important about the rock, except that it was more like a boulder, a gigantic mound of stone rounded at the top and like a small hill. It was twice as tall as a normal person and just as long across. In short, it was a big rock.

Erin ignored it at first, except to look at it and wonder if climbing on top of it would give her a better view. But she was hungry, so she walked right past the rock. It was that which saved her.

As she put the large boulder behind her, Erin felt the whoosh of air and a terrifying loud crack right next to her ear. She jumped, turned around and screamed. Just as quickly she ran as the second pincer nearly took her head clean off.

The thing that had been hiding underneath the rock lifted it up off the ground and scurried after Erin as she ran screaming. She spared only one glance over her shoulder, but that was enough. She ran even faster.

Two large, long pincers made out of a dark brown chitin were poking out from beneath the rock as the crab-monster scuttled towards her. It had lifted the gigantic, hollow shell enough so that Erin could see countless crab legs tearing up the earth as it propelled itself along the ground.

Oh, nonononononononono

That was the voice in Erins head. She couldnt waste her breath because all the air in her body was devoted to keeping her running as fast as she could.

Behind her Erin could feel something huge barely miss her back. She sped up even faster, but it sounded like it was right behind her. The giant crab was making a sound as it ran after her too, a loud clicking that sounded like gunshots going off next to Erins head.

So she ran faster.

Eventually the clicking stopped and Erin realized she couldnt hear anything behind her. She stopped and turned to see a rock with many legs slowly moving back across the plains.

Whatthe holycrab?

Erin could only gasp and clutch at her side. She felt like her legs were about to fall off, and her lungs were about to burst. She was also lightheaded, but she really didnt want to sit down.

Instead she forced herself to keep walking. It hurt. Everything hurt. But she was still alive, crabs or no crabs.

Erin tried to smile. Her legs ached, but eventually she got her breathing back under control. And even better, she was at her destination.

Isis that a tree?

Erin gaped up at the strange plants before her. They were probably trees. They had bark, leaves, and fruit. But in each aspect they were slightlyoff.

The tree in front of her was thin and squat. Well, squat for a tree. It was still about ten feet tall, but its trunk looked far too narrow to support its weight. And not only that, but its leaves were huge.

Its like a palm tree, but with branches. And blue fruit.

So decided Erin after shed tested the tree, to see if she could push it over. The wood was remarkably hard even when she went to push at low-hanging branches she could barely bend the thin wood.

And its grey. Grey bark, green leaves, blue fruit. Who dropped the paint bucket on this thing?

That said, the colors didnt clash horribly. And what interested Erin more than the aesthetics was the edibility of the fruit. And the reachability.

Most of the blue fruits on each of the trees were clustered around the top branches. There were yellow fruits lower down, but since they were smaller they were probably also unripe. Hesitantly, Erin grabbed a branch and after testing her weight on it a few times, tried to pull herself up.

Ihatepull-ups!

Her arms shook as she strained to get off the ground. After a few seconds Erin got her chin above the branch, but no further. After another second she had to let go.

Erin landed on the ground and stared up at the tantalizing blue fruits, just out of reach. If she werent so hungry and tiredshed still probably never get up that high.

Is this how I die? Starving to death because I cant do a pull-up?

No. That was stupid. But the more Erin thought about it

No. No!

Erin jumped and managed to pull herself halfway up the first branch through sheer desperation. But her arms gave out, and she fall on her back with a whumph that knocked the air out of her.

Youstupid tree!

Erins shouts of frustration echoed in the small valley. She tried to grab the branch again, but she couldnt even pull herself up anymore. She screamed in frustration, grabbed at her dirty hair, and then kicked the tree.

The entire tree shook slightly with the force of Erins kick. The leaves trembled, and the blue fruits moved

And one fell to the ground.

Erin stared at the round, slightly fuzzy blue fruit. Then she looked up at the tree. Without a word she grabbed the fruit. Then she looked around expectantly.

Um, shouldnt there be some kind of announcement?

No response. Erin kicked the tree again and picked up another fruit.

[Mysterious Blue Fruit acquired!] Dun dun dun dun!

After a little bit, Erin put her head in her hands to cover her blushing face.

I hate this world.

Once she was done, Erin looked at the fruit in her hands. There wasnt much to see. It was blue, it was probably a fruit, and it was pretty large. Erin had seen monster apples before in stores, the weirdly expensive ones that were three times as big as their smaller cousins. That was about the size of the blue fruit.

Her stomach rumbled just looking at it. Erin raised the fruit to her mouth, and then hesitated.

Am I going to die?

It was a good question. Erin studied the fruit in her hand. She sniffed it cautiously. It smelled faintlysweet. She poked it. Tender. Probably succulent. Then she licked the outside.

Pheh! Hairy!

Maybe it would be better to peel it after all. Maybe it was actually some kind of alien monster she was holding and if she bit it shed be eating a mouthful of guts and blood. That thought made Erin hesitate for few minutes before she started peeling it away.

Its like a peach. Not a monster, not a monster

Erin peeled off the outer layer of blue fruit and found the inside of the blue fruit was a purplish-blue. The juice ran to the ground and smelledErins stomach grumbled but shed found something else that caught her attention.

That is the biggest seed Ive ever seen. Theres more seed here than fruit!

Erin held up the core of the blue fruit, which was indeed a seed core two thirds the size of the blue fruit itself. The shell was a stained purple-brown, but Erin felt something sloshing about inside when she shook it.

Okay, time to see whats inside.

Shed need a rock for that. Erin transferred the seed core to her other hand and stood up. As she did, she squeezed the core gently.

Crack. Crack.

Hollow. The brown shell split open and disgorged a mess of pulpy seeds and brown juice onto Erins pants and the ground. She stared at the mess in silence until the pungent odor hit her nose an incredibly chemical smell similar to antifreeze or some kind of cleaning product.

Slowly, Erin stood up and brushed the seed vomit off her clothes. That did nothing to get rid of the smell, though. Then she picked up the pieces of the seeds core and hurled them as hard as she could against one of the trees.

I hate this world!

-

After a while her stomach began to growl again as the smell from the seed pod dissipated in the morning air. Hesitantly, Erin grabbed the second blue fruit and brought it to her lips. This time she bit into the outer skin and chewed. The texture was unpleasantly rubbery and tough to chew, but thankfully it was edible. And what was more

Wow. This tastes really good!

That was the remark Erin made after shed consumed eight more of the blue fruits, all in rapid succession. The seed pods she left untouched on the ground, but she happily devoured the outer rinds, stripping an entire tree clean before she was finally full.

Groaning with satisfaction she sat back against the tree. She felt good. Sticky, smelly, true, but good. The day was fair and warm, and with her stomach full and the soft grass beneath her there was only one thought on her mind.

Bathroom.

Maybe it was something in the fruits that triggered it, or maybe it was just long overdue.  Either way, Erin was suddenly, keenly aware of a certain need pressing at her. Erin sighed and stood back up.

Nature calls. I hate nature.

She walked behind the nearest tree, and then around it. There wasnt muchcover here, but she really had to go.

Well, what am I hiding from anyways?

Erin thought about that for a moment then deliberately edged around the trunk until the sun was out of view. That made her feel better.

A few seconds later Erin felt refreshed and happy. Her stomach was full, other parts were empty and best yet she was alive.

Now, how am I going to get back past that crab rock-monster?

Erins stomach twisted unpleasantly at the thought and her heart began to pound in her chest. But an idea struck her as she looked at the countless seed pods on the ground.

-

The large, duplicitous rock seemed more and more out of place the more Erin looked at it. If shed been able to think past her hunger before shed have wondered how such a large stone made it all the way to the grasslands without being eroded by the elements. Well, that stupid crab-creature was clearly one of the predators in this world.

And it was quick. Erin didnt want to run away again, so she really hoped this plan of hers would work. Did crabs have noses? Probably not, but she really hoped they could still smell.

Slowly, Erin walked forward. The rock remained motionless. Well, that was fine.

Erin picked up a small stone and hurled it at the rock. It bounced off.

She waited. The rock didnt shift so much as an inch.

Erin picked up another, larger stone and threw it against the rock. She wasnt a good shot so the rock glanced off the side. Again, there was no response.

Uh, isis this the right rock?

Erin looked around. No other suspicious large rocks in sight. But it wasnt doing anything.

Get closerno, thats stupid.

She eyed the rock again. Well, if it wasnt going to move

Erin turned her away. Shed circle around. Far around. She began walking away.

Click.

It was such a small sound. But it made her freeze and then whirl around.

Erin caught the rock-crab crawling towards her stealthily. In just a few seconds it had covered nearly twenty feet. She stared in horror as it reared upwards.

Clickclickclickclickclickclickclick

The rock-crab began its high-speed shuffle towards her. Two enormous claws and a pair of dark antennasor were they eyes? curled up from underneath the rock.

Erin stepped back, half-turned to run, and remembered what was in her other hand. She took swift aim and threw the seed pod she had been holding.

Bullseye. The seed core smacked the rock-crab right in the antennae and burst into a shower of pulpy liquid. Even at this range Erin could smell the toxic odors on the breeze.

If she was honest, Erin didnt know what she expected. Pain, or shock from the rock-crab maybe. Shed nailed it pretty good on the antennae and she was sure that hard to hurt. But still, it wasnt as if the seed cores were that heavy. She expected the crab to recoil, and maybe get scared off by the scent at best.

What she didnt expect was for the crab to freak out and start smashing itself with one of its claws. It was panicking, frantically scraping away at the spot shed struck it with the seed core, ignoring the damage it was doing to its own antennae. At the same time the rock-crab was making distressed sounds.

It sounded like the loudest cricket in the world, only a lot deeper and echoing out from beneath the rocky shell the crab was wearing. That was enough to make Erin back up until she was back among the trees and the crab was barely visible.

Even after shed gone a ways she could still see the crab doing an unhappy dance as it tried to scrape off the seed pod fragments.

Huh.

Erin scratched her head.

Well, its good to know they hate fruit.

Speaking of whichErin decided to get more of the delicious blue fruits. As many as she could carry, in fact. Blue was now the color of breakfast, lunch, and dinner and she only wished she had more hands. Could she make a basket somehow? Out of grass?

She kicked at a tuft of the stuff.

Thats a stupid idea.

How about her shirt then, or pants? But that was a bitwell, there was no one around to see her except the rock-crabs, right? Even so.

Too bad Im not a streaker, huh?

Erin addressed that comment to a nearby patch of patch of grass. The grass said nothing in reply.

With a sigh, Erin walked away. She slowly crested a small hill and found herself looking down on the fruit orchard once more. She also found herself looking at several short, green creatures. They were kicking trees and harvesting the blue fruits that fell to the ground.

For a few seconds they didnt see her. Then one of them looked up and saw the slack-jawed human staring their way. He made a shrill noise and the others looked around.

G-goblins?

The nearest creature took a step towards her. It looked harmless. For a moment. Then it bared its incredibly sharp teeth and drew a knife. Its friends did likewise. They advanced on the young woman.

The young woman for her part stared in horror for two more seconds and then pointed one finger. She opened her mouth and screamed.

Gobliiiiiiiiins!

The green skinned monsters stopped and stared as the young woman screamed and took off running at top speed. But they followed her doggedly despite the insane speed at which she sprinted. These Goblins had learned to hunt other species, and knew that Humans panicked easily and grew tired. Theyd catch her as soon as she slowed down.

Assuming she ever slowed down.

-

It was evening. The sun cast long shadows across the plains. All was silent. Aside from the screaming rock-crab smashing itself in the head and the screaming human, there was no sound in the world.

All was calm.

A single figure sprinted across the grasslands. She was running as fast as she could. Behind her a group of squat creatures followed. It was nearly dinnertime.

Erin Solstice, age 20. A young girlwoman from Michigan with a casual interest in video games and a deep obsession with strategy games. Her hobbies include snowboarding, watching Youtube videos, playing chess, shogi, go, etc. She dreams of one day becoming a professional strategy game commentator.

Currently

Running for her life.

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