The Two Hundred and Eighty Pound Fat Girl and Her Five Husbands

Chapter 50

Just as Lin Zaozao was lamenting the loss of her cooking husband, a mocking laugh from behind interrupted her train of thought.

"Fart Fairy, you came back looking for me."

Lin Zaozao looked in the direction of the voice to see the peach-faced man from this morning leaning against a willow tree, gazing at her affectionately with his eyes.

Meeting his eyes, it was as if she was his old lover.

Lin Zaozao twitched her mouth slightly, dragging her plump body over to stand in front of the peach-faced man and said,

"Little Peach Blossom, why didn't you leave just now?"

"I'm injured inside, I can't move. I can even sit up now, thanks to your help."

"Little Peach Blossom, can you cook?"

"I can. What's the matter?"

"Is the food you make tasty?"

"Try it and you'll know."

"Little Peach Blossom, do you fart when you cook?"

"Fart? What do you mean?"

The peach-faced man looked at her with peach blossom eyes, puzzled as he looked at Lin Zaozao.

"Oh, it doesn't mean anything!" Lin Zaozao waved her hand dismissively.

She had spoken too smoothly, accidentally letting slip an old saying from her past life.

The peach-faced man looked at Lin Zaozao. What was with this fat woman? She ran back, shouldn't she be fawning over him, and then take him as her husband?

How could she just come back and ask if he could cook? Didn't this little fatty feel anything else when she saw his handsome face?

Or was she playing hard to get?

"Little Peach Blossom, if you can cook, I'll take you as the cooking husband in my family. Your reward will be that I'll treat your injury, how about it?"

Facing Lin Zaozao's frank tone, the peach-faced man's expression was complex.

What was going on?

Had his looks been ruined?

Why was this little fat auntie's focus not on his handsome face, but wanting him to be her cooking husband?

Did he look like a cooking husband right now?

But when the peach-faced man's gaze directly met Lin Zaozao's fair and tender face right now, his eyes narrowed immediately.

This morning, there was clearly a large black spot on this face. He was very particular about people's looks, so he could be certain the black spot on her face this morning was definitely not painted on.

Yet after just one morning, the face of this little fat auntie in front of him had become so fair and delicate.

It seemed this little fatty was really interesting!

Then he could also try being this cooking husband.

As for whether she could live after eating the food he made, that would depend on her fate!

"Alright, I agree to cook for you. But you did say just now that you would definitely treat my internal injury."

"I know, I know, stop wasting time and come with me quickly. I've been hungry all morning, I've almost starved thin."

Lin Zaozao patted her bottom, rolled her eyes at the peach-faced man, and took the lead walking towards her own courtyard.

"Fart Fairy, what's your name?"

"You're the Fart Fairy! I'm called Lin Zaozao. What about you!"

"Other than Little Peach Blossom, you can call me anything you want." The peach-faced man replied indifferently with his hand over his chest.

"Then I'll call you Little Chrysanthemum! Picking chrysanthemums...under the eastern fence, leisurely viewing the southern mountain. Hehehe, I feel this name suits you more."

Saying so, Lin Zaozao looked back towards the peach-faced man's nether regions obscenely.

Lin Zaozao's blatant stare made the peach-faced man's body stiffen.

This fat woman in front of him was not a woman, but a man in disguise right!

Why else would she sound so obscene when speaking!

"Lin Zaozao, you're a woman, why do you sound so obscene when you speak!"

"What's obscene about how this lady speaks! I called you Little Peach Blossom and you weren't happy, I called you Little Chrysanthemum and you say I'm obscene. You're such a dick! It's so tiring to talk to you!"

"Alright alright, don't talk anymore. Remember, never call me Little Chrysanthemum."

"Fine, I know, Little Peach Blossom."

Hearing Lin Zaozao address him, Little Peach Blossom looked at the fat woman in black walking ahead of him.

His eyes were full of inquiry.

From when he was injured and collapsed in the reed marsh, he knew that with such heavy internal injuries, even if the divine doctor Ji Fantian was before him, he still wouldn't live.

At that time when he grabbed this fat woman, he also hoped that after he died, she could bury him properly.

After all, when he was alive he drifted around everywhere, and didn't want to become a lonely ghost after death. But he didn't expect that this fat woman could actually save his life.

Although his chest still hurt badly right now, at least for the moment he no longer had to worry about his life.

This fat woman was not simple.

And so as Little Peach Blossom secretly speculated, Lin Zaozao also brought him back to the courtyard where she lived.

"Gu Shan, Lin Wuwu, Lin Wanwan, I found a free cooking husband to cook for us."

Hearing Lin Zaozao's exceptionally delighted voice, Gu Shan who was sitting in a wheelchair looked in the direction of the sound.

With just one look, his expression immediately turned cold.

This silly woman Lin Zaozao, where did she find this plague god to bring back.

And asking him to be a cooking husband, wasn't she afraid he would poison her to death.

And so when Gu Shan's and Little Peach Blossom's gazes met, both sides saw shock in each other's eyes.

But before Little Peach Blossom could finish being shocked, the people walking out of the room like Ji Fantian, Murong Hai and others made Little Peach Blossom's eyes bulge wide open immediately.

Where had he ended up?

"Gu Shan, this is Little Peach Blossom. Starting today, he'll be our family's free cooking husband."

After introducing, Lin Zaozao patted Little Peach Blossom's chest, pointing to the kitchen and said,

"Little Peach Blossom, the kitchen is over there. Quickly go cook, I'm starving to death. Remember, make the food tasty!"

Hearing Lin Zaozao's unabashed urging, the eyes of Murong Hai and the others were full of shock.

This was...

Before both sides could finish being shocked, Lin Zaozao slapped Little Peach Blossom's bottom.

"Why are you spacing out! Hurry and go cook, I'm going to starve to death. Remember, five people, four dishes and one soup, must have meat and vegetables, the 'colors, aromas and flavors' must be perfect!"

Seeing Lin Zaozao's bold actions, Ji Fantian, Murong Hai and the others couldn't help but twitch their foreheads.

This little fatty Lin Zaozao, was she looking to die! Daring to slap that person's bottom, and order him to cook.

But what happened next shocked them even more.

Little Peach Blossom was also not angry, only smiling at Lin Zaozao before turning and walking towards the kitchen.

Hearing the sounds of cooking from the kitchen, only then was Lin Zaozao satisfied as she turned back and walked over to Gu Shan.

"Gu Shan, starting today we don't have to go hungry, someone is here to cook for us."

"Zaozao, where did you find this cooking husband."

Gu Shan pulled Lin Zaozao to his side, asking doubtfully.

"In the reed marsh by the stream, he was nearly dead just now. I took pity and happened to save him.

I was originally going to take his medical fee and ignore him, but who could expect I don't know how to cook! Hey! So I just went back to the reed marsh to find him, to be our cooking husband."

Hearing Lin Zaozao's explanation, Gu Shan, Ji Fantian and the other's eyes twitched continuously.

Eating the food made by that person was simply seeking death!

Under the heavens, only this little fatty Lin Zaozao dared to ask that person to be a cooking husband.

Ji Fantian looked at the ignorant expression on Lin Zaozao's face, feeling that his life ahead would definitely become more exciting.

"Lin Zaozao, hurry and chase away that Little Peach Blossom, we won't eat the food he makes."

"Ji Fantian, you've really given yourself a lot of face! Who told you to eat? I only asked him to make meals for me, Gu Shan, Wu Wu, morning and night. If you guys want to eat, go make it yourself."

"But we still don't agree to let him stay here." Murong Hai said solemnly.

"Whether you agree or not doesn't matter. After all, I, Lin Zaozao, am the head of this household. So your opposition is, to me, invalid!"

"Fatty, we're kindly advising you. If that person takes advantage of you, don't come to us for help." Ji Fantian said resentfully.

"Take advantage of me?"

Lin Zaozao lowered her head and squeezed her chubby belly, then glanced back at the kitchen and immediately smiled with joy.

"Ji Fantian, you're worrying too much. I'm afraid he won't take advantage of me! Besides, with the two of us together, who knows who is taking advantage of whom!"

Seeing Lin Zaozao's fearless attitude, Ji Fantian and the others couldn't help but furrow their brows.

"Fine, Lin Zaozao, you go ahead and enjoy the meals that cheap cook makes for you!"

Ji Fantian shook his head at Murong Hai and Ye Yi Ruoqiu, then turned and sat in front of his own door.

They wanted to see if this fat girl Lin Zaozao would regret her decision later.

Ignoring the watching eyes of Murong Hai and the others, smelling the scent of food coming from the kitchen, Lin Zaozao nodded satisfactorily.

Mmm! This smell is amazing.

Her approach is really wise.

Finally! She can now live a life of having clothes put on her and food served to her.

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