The Psychopath's Harem



As Xia Tian leisurely strolled down the bustling streets, he exhibited an eccentric behavior that could only be described as utterly insane.

With a nonchalant demeanor, he nibbled on random snacks he found along the way, much to the bewilderment of onlookers.

Shopkeepers, taken aback by his peculiar actions, received payment in gold coins for the most mundane of purchases.

Word quickly spread about this enigmatic figure, and soon, the streets were filled with curious spectators who couldn't help but capture Xia Tian's antics on their mobile devices.

The sight of him munching on snacks and tossing gold coins into the air drew both laughter and amazement from the crowd.

Commentary filled the air, as people found themselves unable to resist sharing their thoughts on this prodigal son in the most comedic of ways:

"Look at him! Eating street food like it's a royal feast! He must have a bottomless stomach!"

"Hey, did he mistake the sidewalk for his personal treasure trove? I wouldn't mind finding gold coins on my way to work!"

"I think he's trying to bribe the entire city with gold. Maybe he wants to become the honorary mayor!"

"Someone needs to tell him that he's in the wrong era. He should have been born during the Tang Dynasty, showering everyone with gold!"

"He's got a flair for theatrics, that's for sure. I wonder if he's auditioning for a role in a wuxia drama."

"Look at the faces of those shopkeepers! They must be questioning their life choices right about now."

Laughter echoed through the streets as Xia Tian continued his extravagant display, waving to people with a mischievous grin, and even playfully hurling gold coins into the air.

His antics were nothing short of a spectacle, leaving everyone entertained and bemused.

Amidst the laughter and the whispers, one thing was certain—Xia Tian had managed to turn an ordinary stroll through the streets into an unforgettable act that would be retold for years to come.

[...Umm... Master, I thought we were going to keep a low profile...] Luo Xue spoke, feeling troubled by Xia Tian's actions.

The latter laughed, "I am already low-key!"

[Is this what you consider being low-key, master?] Luo Xue questioned.

Xia Tian nodded.

Luo Xue instantly began to question her life choices. If this was Xia Tian's version of being low-key, she couldn't help but wonder how he would behave when he wanted to flaunt himself.

Before long, a black Rolls Royce pulled up on the street, stopping just a few meters away from Xia Tian.

The car's windows rolled down, revealing an eccentric young master sitting in the back seat.

He stepped out of the car with elegance, his eyes shining with a predatory glint as he approached Xia Tian.

"Hello there, young man. I am Peng Xitong, young master of the Peng Clan," he introduced himself with an air of superiority, extending his hand for a handshake.

Xia Tian stared at him for a moment before placing a single gold coin in his hand, leaving Peng Xitong stunned.

"...."

"....."

There was short silence, before Peng Xitong exploded.

"How dare you pay with a gold coin to this young master!" Peng Xitong exclaimed, placing his hands on Xia Tian's shoulders to stop him from walking away.

Xia Tian turned around with a frown, "Are you an idiot?"

"What!? You Lao Tzu is an Idiot! " Peng Xitong was taken aback before he snorted, "Kneel down and call me grandpa, and I might let you go!"

Xia Tian couldn't help but laugh inwardly at how easily he was able to rile up this young master.

"And what if I didn't?" he challenged.

Peng Xitong's face turned red with anger as he shouted, "How dare you! Do you know who I am? I am the young master of the great Peng Clan!"

Xia Tian couldn't help but roll his eyes at Peng Xitong's arrogance. "Well, I don't care who you are. I'm just a simple man enjoying my stroll. Now if you'll excuse me," he said before turning to walk away.

Peng Xitong was left speechless as Xia Tian walked away, wondering how someone could be so indifferent to his status.

He saw Xia Tian casually throwing off wealth and coming here to make acquaintances, but the man was still as arrogant as ever.

Listening to the crowd's whispers, Peng Xitong's face turned red in embarrassment as he ran behind Xia Tian to teach him a lesson.

"Hey, you! Bastard! This young master will teach you a lesson today!" He voice shouted from behind.

Xia Tian turned around to find a disheveled and irate Peng Xitong charging towards him, his face contorted with anger.

The crowd around them sensed the impending clash and gathered around, eager for some drama to unfold.

Whispers filled the air as people exchanged excited remarks.

"Look, it's that mysterious guy from earlier! Things are about to get interesting!"

"Who would've thought he'd attract the wrath of a young master? This is going to be epic!"

With a mischievous glint in his eyes, Xia Tian calmly prepared himself for the confrontation.

Whoosh!

As Peng Xitong swung his fist at him with all his might, Xia Tian's movements were as smooth as flowing water, effortlessly evading the attack.

The onlookers gasped in awe, astonished by his agility.

Turning the tables on his pursuer, Xia Tian spun around with a wicked grin on his face, leaving Peng Xitong momentarily frozen in fear.

The crowd erupted into murmurs, their voices filled with anticipation and amusement.

"He's like a ghost! I can't believe he dodged that!"

"Poor Peng Xitong, he's offended a hidden dragon!"

In a swift and calculated display of martial prowess, Xia Tian delivered a series of lightning-fast strikes, each one landing with pinpoint precision.

Peng Xitong's expression transformed from anger to bewilderment as blow after blow rained down upon him.

The onlookers couldn't contain their laughter, finding the situation both unexpected and highly entertaining.

But Xia Tian's actions didn't end there. Seizing the perfect opportunity to inject a touch of absurdity, he mischievously stripped Peng Xitong of his ostentatious clothing, leaving him standing in nothing but his undergarments.

To everyone's astonishment, even the underwear seemed to magically slip from Peng Xitong's grasp, falling to the ground with a comical plop.

Gasps filled the air as the onlookers couldn't help but overhear a whispered comment from one of the women nearby, "Hey, that young master's package is smaller than my husband's."

"Humph! Your husband is just the same as him. My husband is far bigger," another woman interjected, only to realize her unintentional slip of words.

"How do you know my husband, Xueli?" the first woman turned around, her anger mixing with amusement.

Their conversation caught the attention of others in the crowd, fueling the flame of amusement and curiosity.

Gasps and laughter erupted from the onlookers, their amusement written all over their faces.

Meanwhile, Xia Tian swiftly changed into modern clothing, relishing in the chaos and comedic pandemonium he had created.

The crowd couldn't contain their laughter and cheers, their whispers filled with playful commentary.

"He really knows how to put on a show!"

"Did you see that? Peng Xitong didn't stand a chance!"

"He's not just rich and handsome, he's can also fight!"

The women in the vicinity blushed and giggled, their eyes sparkling with admiration for the audacious Xia Tian.

They exchanged playful whispers among themselves, their words tinged with a longing for a similar whirlwind of laughter and excitement in their own lives.

"If only I could be swept off my feet like that!"

"Who needs a prince when you have an man as handsome as him?"

The scene had transformed into a full-blown comedic spectacle, with Xia Tian standing triumphantly and Peng Xitong left humiliated and exposed, much to the delight of the crowd.

Laughter reverberated through the air, echoing off the surrounding buildings as the crowd relished in the unexpected twist of events.

Xia Tian's victorious feat had left them in stitches, unable to contain their amusement.

Meanwhile, Peng Xitong, now stripped of his opulent attire, desperately clutched at his modesty, covering his exposed form with his hands.

Panic flashed in his eyes as he pleaded, "G-give me my clothes, you bastard!"

The onlookers erupted into a fresh wave of laughter, finding further delight in Peng Xitong's undignified retreat.

With a sheepish expression, he scurried towards his car, his hands still shielding his nakedness, resembling a startled mouse desperately seeking cover. "T-the young master would teach you an lesson time, wait for me!" 

Peng Xitong didn't bring any bodyguard, so facing an martial arts, expert, he can only run and hide.

Xia Tian turned to watch Peng Xitong's hasty retreat, his gaze a mixture of amusement and disdain.

The crowd roared with laughter, their mirth punctuated by playful jabs and whispers.

"Look at him, trying to preserve his dignity!"

"The land is full of crouching tigers and hidden dragons!"

As Peng Xitong managed to escape into the safety of his car, the surrounding spectators couldn't contain their glee.

The infamous Peng Clan, known for their shady business, had been dealt a blow that left everyone surprised and amused.

Xia Tian's audacious actions quickly made him a legend in the media.

He appeared out of nowhere, showering money and defeating the Peng Clan's young master with ease.

The headlines practically wrote themselves.

Luo Xue finally realized the true intent behind Xia Tian's plan. [Master, did you create this chaos on purpose?] she asked.

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