The Principle of a Philosopher by Eternal Fool “Asley”

Chapter 14.5, Everyone’s After Stories, And A Few Words From The Grand Philosopher Part 4/4

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Melchi

Affiliation: Far East Wasteland

Alias: Philosopher’s Second Student, Devil King’s Senior

Status: Immortal

Background: After the war against Devil King Lucifer, Melchi chose to live in the Far East Wasteland with Tūs and Gaspard. In a gesture of affection — or perhaps just on a whim — she took Gaspard as her husband, though they never held a wedding reception. Details about her personal life in the distant wasteland were scarce, but according to Tūs, “She’s as loud as ever.” A senior to the Grand Philosopher.

Ryan

Affiliation: Holy Demon Kingdom

Alias: Devil King’s Messenger

Background: After the war against Devil King Lucifer, Silver Corporation received a national request: to assign a guardian to the doors leading to the Devil King’s audience chamber. Ryan, whom the Devil King trusted deeply, was deemed the perfect candidate. With his sharp gaze that allowed no intruders to pass, he guarded the chamber, often unnerving even the Devil King himself. When Ryan tried to leave the castle after his shift, the Devil King frequently asked him to run errands. Over time, Ryan’s role as an errand runner became so common that he earned the title “Devil King’s Messenger.” Upon learning that he had ingested a Drop of Eternity, Ryan remarked, “Regret might come later, but so will a lot more fun.” A friend of the Grand Philosopher.

Russel

Affiliation: War Demon Empire

Alias: True Light

Status: Immortal

Background: During the war against then-Devil King Lucifer, the perfect healing spell invoked by the now-Devil King Asley restored Russel’s eyesight. Russel then served as one of the War Demon Empire’s governors, earning the love of the people with his fair and just nature. They soon began to call him “True Light.” A friend of the Grand Philosopher.

Latt

Affiliation: Holy Demon Kingdom

Alias: Dark Communicator

Status: Immortal

Background: After the founding of the Holy Demon Kingdom, Latt continued serving as Warren’s Familiar, residing in the Devil King’s castle. To avoid unnecessary telepathic communication in the castle, Latt’s main task became relaying messages between the Junior Ministers — becoming the “black thread” of connection between them. For his ability to accurately grasp and convey their intentions, some called him the “Devils’ Messenger.” But the Black Emperors didn’t approve of this name, instead spreading the title “Dark Communicator.” When the two ministers discussed this forced name change through him, Latt remarked, “You two are the real Devils here. Maybe I really am the Devils’ Messenger.” A friend of the Grand Philosopher.

Lala

Affiliation: Holy Demon Kingdom

Alias: Farm Girl

Status: Immortal

Background: After the war against Devil King Lucifer, Lala led a major reform of Lala Farm. Alongside her mentor and Familiar, Tzar, she established the Seventh Lala Farm and dedicated herself to the development of agriculture worldwide. Years later, Tzar revealed to her the truth about her father, Diarmuid. Lala annulled her adoption and pushed Prime Minister Leon to officially recognize her and Diarmuid as parent and child in the Holy Demon Kingdom’s registry. Since then, she has spent her free time helping out at Diarmuid Kitchen, showing her gratitude to her father. A friend of the Grand Philosopher.

Reid

Affiliation: Holy Demon Kingdom

Alias: Worldwide Big Bro

Status: Immortal

Background: After the war against Devil King Lucifer, Reid took on the mantle of ambassador for the Holy Demon Kingdom, backed by Silver Corporation. With the approval of various nations, he embarked on a worldwide inspection tour. Reid visited cities, villages, remote settlements, and even solitary dwellings, ensuring he understood the situations of the people he met and reported back on them. His willingness to listen and stay involved until problems were resolved earned him the love of many. Whenever there was an encounter with an unfamiliar tribe, Reid was always present, his brotherly warmth breaking down barriers. It wasn’t long before people began calling him “Worldwide Big Bro.” A friend of the Grand Philosopher.

Lylia

Affiliation: Holy Demon Kingdom

Alias: God and Devil King’s Shield

Status: Immortal

Background: Lylia became the captain of the Holy Demon Kingdom’s royal guard and swore her sword to the Devil King. Though no intruder had ever breached the castle, she never relaxed her vigilance. Because of her close friendship with Giorno, she became known as the “God and Devil King’s Shield.” However, Lylia wasn’t fond of this title. She always insisted, “I’d rather be just the Devil King’s shield,” though the reason for this remained unclear. She was also a regular participant in the Devil King Cup, where she put on many memorable performances. A friend of the Grand Philosopher.

Ricky

Affiliation: Northern Alliance

Alias: Acting Leader

Status: Immortal

Background: After Barun and Minerva formed the Northern Alliance, Ricky supported them every step of the way. Barun’s habit of escaping responsibilities never changed, so Ricky gradually took on the same tasks, eventually earning the unofficial title of “Acting Leader.” Barun, displeased with this, tried to assert his authority over Ricky and manage his duties properly. But, as always, Barun’s attention waned, and he fell back into his old ways. A friend of the Grand Philosopher.

Lina

Affiliation: Holy Demon Kingdom

Alias: Silent Witch

Status: Immortal

Background: After the war against Devil King Lucifer, Lina became a diplomatic ambassador for the Holy Demon Kingdom, dedicating herself to fostering good relations between nations. Her efforts earned her the trust of people worldwide. Alongside her beloved Familiar, the four-winged Dragon Baladd, she soared across the skies, devoted to peace. Many likened her to an angel. Lina also regularly competed in the Devil King Cup and famously defeated her rival, the Black Emperor Warren, in the second tournament, winning a year’s worth of meals at Diarmuid Kitchen. It was worth noting that the prize for monopolizing the Devil King for a day was removed from the second tournament’s rewards after the Devil King himself objected. Lina was the Grand Philosopher’s first disciple.

Reyna

Affiliation: Holy Demon Kingdom

Alias: Late-blooming Sword Princess

Status: Immortal

Background: After the war against Devil King Lucifer, Reyna took on the role of training new recruits at Silver Corporation, but she took a break after a year. The reason: she and Ryan had finally been blessed with a child. Even while on maternity leave, Reyna never skipped training with Ryan. Although she had always possessed talent with a sword, this daily practice helped her master a more fluid, flexible style, contrasting with Ryan’s. Reyna’s skill soon rivaled that of Betty, and after returning to work, she became known as the “Late-blooming Sword Princess.” Her fashion sense remained as distinctive as ever. A friend of the Grand Philosopher.

Laeus

Affiliation: Holy Demon Kingdom

Alias: Contemporary Mister Popular

Status: Immortal

Background:

Laeus, the eldest son of the Kisaragi household, had been invited to work for the Holy Demon Kingdom. Although he still had much to learn from Don, he had already crafted his own unique techniques, impressing even the seasoned master. He took charge of decorating the Devil King Museum, earning high praise for both its interior and exterior from nations around the world. His rising fame led to him being dubbed “Contemporary Mister Popular.” Surprisingly, his future aspiration was not to remain a craftsman but to become a Devil King himself. The Grand Philosopher has refrained from commenting on this. A friend of the Grand Philosopher.

Leon

Affiliation: Holy Demon Kingdom

Alias: The Only Sane Minister

Status: Immortal

Background: Leon assumed the role of Prime Minister with the founding of the Holy Demon Kingdom. With the assistance of the Black Emperor, he brought stability to the realm. Though deeply devoted to the Devil King, Leon was known to show a fearsome temper when provoked. (Really, he’s super scary). Since his appointment as Prime Minister, he had distanced himself from the arcane arts, yet his talents earned him the respect of both the Devil King and Tūs. The populace often said, “Even without the Devil King, Leon is a reassuring presence,” though Leon himself denied this. (He’s truly a good guy). A friend of the Grand Philosopher.

Pochi

Affiliation: Holy Demon Kingdom

Alias: Grand Heavenly Beast

Status: Immortal

Background: After the war against Devil King Lucifer, Pochi served as the Devil King’s assistant in the Holy Demon Kingdom. The Grand Philosopher’s CLOSEST FRIEND.

Background (Redacted): Her contributions to the Kingdom were superficial at best. How did she end up like this, anyway? Pochi was the principal culprit in the infamous “Eternal Stew Incident.” Yeah, more like the ONLY culprit! Seriously… Just recently, she declared, “I like the smell of Master’s clothes,” and proceeded to scatter MY underwear all over the Devil King’s castle, brewing a complete disaster. Why was it such a disaster? Because that day, Master Vaas, the War Demon Emperor, was visiting! Damn that furball! I will never forgive her for that! Although Master Vaas found it amusing, Leon, Warren, and Bright were on edge. It’s no exaggeration to say that the belly dance performance I put on as a distraction prevented a diplomatic rupture! …Strangely, I also got scolded by Leon, but that’s beside the point. I will never, ever forgive that dog! Yeah, she’s generally the culprit in most incidents nowadays.

Asley

Affiliation: Holy Demon Kingdom

Alias: Eternal Fool, Devil King, Idiot, Fool, Dunce, etc.

Status: Immortal

Background: Asley, the greatest contributor to the war against Devil King Lucifer, Grand Philosopher, and the very author of this book, made numerous achievements while governing the Holy Demon Kingdom as the new Devil King. His original magic, known as the “Central Gate,” allowed for the transportation of many people simultaneously, greatly boosting trade between nations and earning widespread gratitude towards the Devil King. Though Asley was accused of being the mastermind behind the “Eternal Stew Incident,” he vehemently denied any involvement. This incident sparked the nickname “Fool” among the populace, yet he achieved a suspicious 100% support rating in every public poll. This record remained unbroken year after year. Asley and his Familiar Pochi frequently sneaked out of the Devil King’s castle, earning scoldings from Prime Minister Leon and the Black Emperor. His usual excuse began with, “But Pochi did–,” while Pochi’s defense started with, “But Master did–.” As a result, both of them ended up being reprimanded. Though he boasted unmatched strength, Asley had lost several times to his lifelong rival, Tūs, who had mastered both the “Darklight Eikon” and the “Eternal Fool.” Despite Asley’s higher win rate, the outcome remained unpredictable. (Damn you, muscle-headed elf… You won’t get away with your shenanigans forever!)

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Greetings!

Allow me to introduce myself. I am the “Grand Philosopher,” the author of this tome, Principles of a Philosopher. How do you find this book? It may sound immodest coming from me, but I believe this is a book by a Philosopher, for Philosophers. With this, you too are a Philosopher starting today. I won’t dwell on my intentions, but if you’ve read this book, you’ll understand the struggles I’ve faced.

Yes, I have been called a “fool” for as long as I can remember – as well as an idiot, a simpleton, a blockhead, etc. But I assure you, such names will not last. In fact, I’ve used my personal resources to print five hundred thousand copies of Principles of a Philosopher. With this, the world will come to understand and appreciate my achievements. Although others advise against it, I’m already preparing for a second printing. If my dear friend Warren reaches out, we’ll be ready to commence reprints immediately. I eagerly anticipate it.

Oddly, my loyal familiar Pochi and Tūs have claimed it’s “impossible,” but I have no time to entertain their delusions. Aside from my literary endeavors as the Grand Philosopher, I am engaged in another significant job that keeps me busy. Despite this, rest assured that I’ve already completed the plot for Volume Two of Principles of a Philosopher. Though some dissuade me, I chalk it up to jealousy of my unique role as an author.

To those who have noticed my mental and physical struggles through this text, I am deeply grateful. Your kindness reaches the heart of this Grand Philosopher. Regardless of what others say, the release of Volume Two is a certainty. This volume focuses on my struggles and growth, but it’s only the beginning. Expect much of my endeavors as the Devil King to feature prominently in the second volume.

The release date for Principles of a Philosopher is Month 10 Day 18, Holy Demon Calendar Year 3, a date with profound significance. It symbolizes my separation from the term “fool” – “gu’sha” in T’oued language – reflecting my wish to leave it behind in Month 9 Day 48, or “948” – “ku-shi-ya”. By adding 18 days to Month 9, I set Month 10 Day 18 as the release date. Bright has told me, “It’s impossible to part with the name of Eternal Fool,” but as a Philosopher, I find such titles merely obstructive. Being a Philosopher, I’m confident in my ability to thwart any resurgence of the Devil King without issue. Nevertheless, others continue to prevent me with all their might, a plight of the popular, no doubt (chuckles).

I’ve requested printing and binding from Silver Corporation, but due to budget constraints, this is where my “afterword” must end. Regrettably, I fall short of Itsuki’s economic prowess, so I’ll conclude here. Finally, my gratitude to everyone involved with Principles of a Philosopher. To Lina, Tifa, Fuyu, Haruhana, Lylia, and Irene, thank you for your design work. Bright, your contributions in editing – and Pochi and Warren in proofreading, are much appreciated. To everyone at Silver Corporation, thank you for your assistance with binding. And to you, dear reader, who purchased this book — thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Until we meet again in Volume Two of Principles of a Philosopher.

Farewell! Bwahahaha!!!

—Grand Philosopher

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Principles of a Philosopher

Published:

Holy Demon Calendar Year 3, Month 10, Day 18 (First edition, first printing)

Author:

Grand Philosopher

Book design:

Lina + Tifa + Fuyu + Haruhana + Lylia + Irene

Publisher:

Asley

Bright

Proofreaders:

Pochi + Warren

Publishing House:

The Land of Beginnings

Printing and binding:

Silver Corporation

Website being hosted on:

Divine Dao Library

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