Chapter 56 Mr. Arthur, please come to collect your underwear after hearing the broadcast.
[Mr. Arthur Sunny of Dormitory 301, Radiant Holy See's Sixth Diocese Third Dormitory, please proceed to the Alchemic Sixth Church's storage room to retrieve your lost item after hearing this announcement—your underwear was left in the examination hall.]
[Your underwear was left in the examination hall.]
[Mr. Arthur Sunny of the Radiant Holy See's Sixth Diocese...]
[Your underwear was left in the examination hall.]
...
The voice of the magic broadcast echoed in the hall, with the church's broadcasting system's penetrating effect ensuring the message played several times over, clearly heard by all the saints passing by.
The entire Sixth Diocese could hear it.
"The announcement has been broadcast, Mr. Lister."
The beaming smile of the freelance old priest, who wasn't on the church's official roster, shone as he turned his head to look at the elegantly dressed young man beside him.
"Hmm. Thank you for your trouble."
Gentleman Lister graciously removed his hat in thanks.
From his education onward, Lister had prided himself on being a gentleman of noble demeanor, constantly holding himself to a high moral standard—doing good deeds without leaving his name behind, which was very much in the spirit of the noble Moon Family.
Arthur had left in such a hurry from the examination hall that he dropped his underwear—a detail that the observant Lister had naturally noticed.
But the crowd was too dense, and Arthur had left too quickly for chasing after him to be practical.
Besides, navigating such a crowded corridor would compromise the elegance of his own stature as Lister.
However, the clever Lister soon thought of a solution: he would go to the storage room and make a lost and found announcement so Arthur, upon hearing it, would joyfully come on his own to claim his underwear.
"Would you like me to leave your name?" the old priest asked again.
"No need."
Lister pushed his glasses up calmly and flashed a serene smile, "This humble individual never leaves his name after doing a good deed."
Humility was indeed one of the noble virtues.
The crowd in the corridor had mostly dispersed, and he walked straight through the door, leaving the examination hall behind.
The holy candidates, having finished the day's exam, had another thing lined up: to report to the Celestial Church's Fourth Church for tomorrow's final test.
As the final examination for entry into the priesthood, this test would be uniform for candidates from all six Churches.
The first two exams were devised individually by each Church, but for the final one, all candidates, except those native to the Celestial Church, had to participate.
Not just the candidates from the Radiant Holy See, but those from the Churches of Order, Alchemic, Chastity... all the candidates would be together.
All the masters and geniuses from the Entire Hell would gather in one place.
Bishops from each Church would also attend to invigilate and observe.
Such an ultimate stage was exactly the time for them to show off their skills!
After leaving the examination hall, most of the reporters outside had already scattered.
However, the reporter from the Imperial Capital Morning Post was still lingering—hoping to catch a big scoop.
After all, he had not yet managed to obtain the secret magic technique that was the ultimate prize.
Upon seeing the familiar face of Lister, the reporter immediately approached; he felt that interviews with these candidates from the frontier regions always led to explosive news.
According to rumors, Mr. Lister's exam scores were also perfect.
"Mr. Lister, I heard you excelled in this exam," the reporter said with a smile, "do you have any secrets to share?"
Lister frowned; he wasn't fond of giving interviews.
After all, as he said, he was a gentleman who preferred humility and keeping a low profile.
But then, something crossed his mind.
"Is this for the national newspaper?" Lister inquired.
"Yes," the reporter said with a proud smile, "our newspaper has nationwide sales and is ranked in the top three in the imperial city."
Lister fell into contemplation. True to his claim, he was a gentleman who enjoyed helping others.
The "Holy Infant's Comfort" designed by Brother Ansu was a groundbreaking product that should not be left unnoticed; if marketed successfully, it could easily sweep into the homes of expectant mothers among the imperial capital's nobility.
Lister knew the Morningstar Family was into commerce, and if sales of Holy Infant's Comfort were a success, their family head would surely appreciate Brother Ansu's business acumen. Perhaps he would even pass on the family fortune to Ansu directly.
And now was the perfect opportunity for promotion. An interview with concerning the Saints' Examination was sure to catch the entire imperial city's attention as hot news.
Engaging in such a good deed of helping others, Lister naturally found it impossible to decline.
"I have only one secret to my success,"
Lister, under the reporter's surprised and astounded gaze, proceeded to pull down his trousers, revealing the pure white diaper underneath.
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"That's the Holy Baby's Anle brand diapers!"
The reporter's pupils dilated once again, as he took out the magic camera from his backpack again and snapped another photo of his lower half.
What on earth do you want to do...
You folks from the border like to expose your lower halves, huh?
"What are diapers?" the reporter asked.
"Diapers are a name I've just come up with—Holy Baby's Anle brand diapers."
Lister calmly pushed up his glasses,
"This is precisely my secret to success.
They feature an ultra-thin softness, high breathability, and strong absorbency, capable of being worn all night long, providing babies with the most peaceful and comfortable sleep. While the quality is excellent, the price is cheap. Alchemy shops interested in large-scale cooperation can come to room 301 to discuss contracts."
"The first step for a saint, Anle diapers."
You're here to advertise?
The reporter was utterly at a loss for words.
But as Lister stuffed a bag of gold coins into the reporter's arms, the upright journalist once again showed a smile, "Mr. Lister, this is... this is too..."
"I am not Lister." Lister said calmly as he pushed up his glasses.
True to his word, he was a gentleman who did good deeds without leaving a name.
A humble and low-profile noble.
He never wished for An Su and Arthur to be grateful to him because of this; he only wanted to act with a clear conscience.
"Then you are...?"
At times like this, they could only rely on him again.
It surely wouldn't bother the one lying in the sickbed to do a diaper endorsement.
"I am the spokesperson for Anle diapers," Lister said serenely, "Kavensis Black."
You rich folks call the shots... Mr. Reporter quietly noted down the name Kavensis.
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The following morning.
The border.
The first day's exam results had come back.
The Sun Family, Archduke Annand was seething with rage, Arthur got a mere seventeen points, the family's bravado had already been proclaimed far and wide, the rebellious son!
Stab him with a sword—Archduke Annand thought.
The Moon Family, Marquis Norman was seething with rage, Lister scored eight points, the family's bravado had already been proclaimed far and wide, the rebellious son!
Hit him with a book—Marquis Norman thought.
The Morningstar Family, Count Karlo was seething with rage, An Su scored full marks, the gold mine had already been arranged, the rebellious son!
Drown him in money—Count Karlo thought.
The Church at the border, Priest Black could not even vent his frustration.
Still before the same desolate grave.
Priest Black gazed tremblingly at "The Imperial Capital Morning Post" in his hands, feeling the world so strange and alien.
#Kavensis Black boldly exposes himself in the exam room, dramatically stimulating#
There was also a photo with Holy Light splashed over it attached.
Priest Black felt he was about to have a stroke.
He then saw the adjacent advertisement for rent, boldly writing #Recommended by Kavensis—The first step for saints, Anle Diapers, the intimate apparel for babies#
The news students in the Imperial Capital are quite skilled,
Based on these two completely unrelated pieces of news, he concocted a very plausible story.
'This man, named Kavensis, is a saint candidate who wet his pants during the alchemic exam out of fear, so he had to take the test naked, boldly exposing himself, dramatically stimulating, but was ultimately eliminated.
But if you have Anle Diapers, you will never have to worry about such awkward problems again—The first step for saints, Anle Diapers!'
Priest Black looked gloomily towards his own child's grave.
After his son had won the resurrection match and made his debut, how did he get involved in advertising sponsorships too...?
Exorcise him with the Bible—Priest Black thought.
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