Chapter 81: Rogue peacock
We set to work, chatting and laughing as we cooked. It was a perfect morning, filled with laughter and love.
"I think I put too much cheese in this one," Seraphina said, peering into the skillet with a mock serious expression.
"Is there such a thing as too much cheese?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Fair point," she conceded, grinning. "But it might just turn into a cheese pancake instead of an omelet."
"I'm okay with that," I replied, laughing. "Cheese pancake it is!"
Just as Seraphina attempted to flip her overly cheesy creation, there was a loud crash from behind us. We turned to see Lady Elowen standing in the doorway, her eyes wide and her mouth agape.
"Mother!" Seraphina exclaimed, trying to stifle a laugh. "Did you trip over something?"
Lady Elowen straightened up, smoothing her dress with an air of dignity. "I most certainly did not trip. I merely... stumbled."
"Stumbled, huh?" I said, biting back a smile. "Can we offer you an omelet? Or maybe a cheese pancake?"
Lady Elowen sniffed the air disdainfully. "I see you're still experimenting with breakfast foods."
"Experimenting? Mother, it's an art form!" Seraphina said, feigning indignation. "We are culinary artists."
Lady Elowen rolled her eyes. "If you say so. But no, thank you. I've already eaten."
"Suit yourself," I said, grinning as I handed Seraphina a plate with her cheesy masterpiece. "More for us."
Lady Elowen sighed, her eyes twinkling despite her disapproval. "Well, I came to tell you that the council meeting has been moved up to this afternoon. Apparently, there are urgent matters to discuss."
Seraphina groaned. "Can't we ever have a day without meetings?"
"Unfortunately not," her mother replied. "Being in charge comes with responsibilities."
"Alright, alright," Seraphina said, waving her hand. "We'll be there. Now, if you'll excuse us, we need to enjoy our breakfast before facing the council."
Lady Elowen shook her head, but there was a hint of a smile on her lips. "Very well. Don't be late."
As she left, Seraphina and I burst into laughter.
"She's impossible," Seraphina said, shaking her head.
"She just wants what's best for you," I said, nudging her. "Even if her way of showing it is... unique."
"Unique is one way to put it," she replied with a chuckle.
We finished our breakfast and cleaned up, still giggling over Lady Elowen's dramatic entrance. With some time to kill before the meeting, we decided to take a walk in the garden.
As we strolled through the vibrant flowers, Seraphina reached out and plucked a particularly large bloom.
"For you, m'lady," she said with an exaggerated bow, presenting the flower to me.
"Why thank you, kind sir," I replied, playing along and taking the flower with a curtsey.
We continued our playful banter, enjoying the peace and tranquility of the garden. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and everything seemed perfect.
That was, until a loud squawk shattered the calm. We turned to see one of the castle's peacocks strutting towards us, its feathers fanned out in a dramatic display.
"Looks like we've got competition," Seraphina said, eyeing the peacock warily.
"I think it wants your flower," I said, laughing.
"Over my dead body," she replied, holding the flower behind her back protectively.
The peacock squawked again, stepping closer. Seraphina backed away slowly, keeping the flower out of reach.
"This is ridiculous," she muttered, trying not to laugh.
I couldn't hold it in any longer and burst into giggles. "Just give it the flower, Sera. We'll find another one."
"Never," she said dramatically, backing into a bush and nearly tripping.
The peacock took advantage of her momentary stumble and snatched the flower from her hand, then strutted away triumphantly.
"Well, I guess the peacock wins this round," I said, still laughing.
Seraphina pouted. "That was my flower. Rude bird."
We made our way back to the castle, still chuckling over the peacock encounter. As we approached the entrance, we saw Nara standing there, looking a bit flustered.
"Is everything alright?" I asked, concerned.
"Yes, yes, everything's fine," Nara said quickly. "But I must warn you, Lady Elowen is on a rampage."
"Again?" Seraphina groaned. "What is it this time?"
"I'm not entirely sure, but it involves the kitchen staff and a missing pie," Nara said, trying not to smile.
"Missing pie?" I echoed. "This I've got to see."
We hurried inside and made our way to the kitchen, where we found Lady Elowen lecturing the staff about the importance of kitchen inventory.
"A pie doesn't just walk away on its own!" she was saying, her hands on her hips.
"Maybe the peacock took it," Seraphina suggested, trying to keep a straight face.
Lady Elowen shot her a glare. "This is serious, Seraphina. Someone stole that pie, and I intend to find out who."
"Mother, it's just a pie," Seraphina said, exasperated.
"It's the principle of the matter," Lady Elowen replied. "If we allow pie theft to go unchecked, who knows what will be next?"
I bit my lip to keep from laughing. "She's got a point. Next thing you know, someone will be stealing the cheese pancakes."
"Not the cheese pancakes!" Seraphina gasped dramatically.
Lady Elowen rolled her eyes. "You two are impossible."
"But you love us," Seraphina said, grinning.
Lady Elowen sighed. "Yes, I suppose I do."
The rest of the morning passed in a blur of activity. We prepared for the council meeting, making sure we had all the necessary documents and notes. As the time for the meeting approached, we headed to the council chamber, feeling a mix of anticipation and dread.
The council meeting itself was uneventful, with discussions about various issues facing the realm. Seraphina and I did our best to stay focused, but it was difficult not to let our minds wander to more amusing thoughts.
During a particularly dull discussion about grain storage, I leaned over and whispered to Seraphina, "Do you think the peacock is plotting to steal more flowers?"
She stifled a giggle and whispered back, "Definitely. We need to keep an eye on it."
"Seraphina, Elara," Lady Elowen said sharply, glaring at us from across the table. "Is something amusing you?"
"No, Mother," Seraphina said quickly, trying to look serious. "We were just discussing... grain storage."
Lady Elowen raised an eyebrow. "Very well. Pay attention."
We nodded, doing our best to look attentive. As the meeting dragged on, I couldn't help but let my thoughts wander back to the more lighthearted moments of the day.
Finally, the meeting ended, and we were free to go. Seraphina and I made our way back to our room, feeling relieved.
"That was painful," Seraphina said, collapsing onto the bed.
"Tell me about it," I replied, flopping down beside her. "But at least it's over."
She turned to look at me, a mischievous glint in her eye. "So, what do you want to do now?"
I thought for a moment. "How about we take a nap? We've had a busy morning."
"Sounds perfect," she said, pulling me close.
We lay there in comfortable silence, enjoying the peace and quiet. Just as we were starting to drift off, there was a loud knock on the door.
"Who could that be?" Seraphina groaned, sitting up.
"I'll get it," I said, reluctantly getting up and opening the door.
To my surprise, Lady Elowen stood there, looking flustered. "What's wrong?" I asked, concerned.
"It's the peacock," she said, her voice trembling.
"The peacock?" I repeated, confused.
"Yes, it's... it's gone mad!" she exclaimed.
Seraphina and I exchanged a bewildered look. "Gone mad? What do you mean?"
"It's attacking the servants!" Lady Elowen said, her eyes wide. "You have to help!"
We hurried out of the room and down to the garden, where we found the peacock indeed causing chaos. It was chasing the servants around, squawking loudly and flapping its wings.
"What on earth?" Seraphina said, staring in disbelief.
"I think it's gone rogue," I said, trying not to laugh.
"We need to catch it," Seraphina said, rolling up her sleeves. "But how?"
"Maybe we can lure it with food," I suggested.
"Good idea," she said. "You grab some bread, and I'll try to corner it."
I ran to the kitchen and grabbed a loaf of bread, then hurried back to the garden. Seraphina was doing her best to corner the peacock, but it was proving to be quite elusive.
"Here, peacock!" I called, waving the bread.
The peacock turned its attention to me, eyeing the bread hungrily. Slowly, I started to back away, leading it towards a
more confined area of the garden.
"That's it," Seraphina said, creeping up behind it. "Just a little closer..."
With a sudden burst of speed, she lunged forward and grabbed the peacock, holding it tightly.
"Gotcha!" she said triumphantly.
The peacock squawked in protest, but Seraphina held on firmly. "Quick, get a cage or something!"
I ran to the stables and found a large cage, then brought it back to the garden. With some effort, we managed to get the peacock inside and close the door.
"Well, that was exciting," I said, breathing a sigh of relief.
"Too exciting," Seraphina replied, wiping her brow. "Let's hope it stays calm now."
We took the caged peacock back to the stables, making sure it was secure. As we walked back to the castle, we couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation.
"I can't believe we just wrangled a rogue peacock," Seraphina said, shaking her head.
"It'll make a great story for the council," I replied with a grin.
As we entered the castle, Lady Elowen approached us, looking relieved. "Thank you for dealing with that. I don't know what got into that bird."
"Maybe it was just having a bad day," Seraphina said, smiling.
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