Should Have Let Me Die

Chapter 13: What Kind Of Fucking Logic Is That?

When the pair of twins finally calmed down, Alex turned around to me with a strange look on her face. Her eyes were glassy, and Alex's face was filled with emotion. She walked up to me and then went down on one knee.

"I pledge myself, body, mind, and kingdom to you, Hyde, Great Master of the world. Please, give my other children this gift, and I will always be by your side. Please allow me to take your hand."

'Wait!' -Gripton.

'What?'

'Be gentle with her. My daughter is putting her heart out to you. This time isn't a grab for power like the original offer. She is asking for your right hand now.' -Gripton.

Man, I get that she is all happy now, but doesn't anyone know what privacy is? Fuck it. I'll try to lay this on her as gently as I can. I kept my gloves on as I reached down to lift her, so she was standing and facing me.

"I accept,"

I took my glove off and prepared for some Romeo shit. I slid my left gloved hand around her waist and pulled Alex into a kiss. As our lips connected, I put my right hand to the side of her face and clamped my eyelids down.

'HEY! That's my daughter!' -Gripton.

'Save it, old man! I'm just following orders!'

When we pulled apart, I slid my hand down and squeezed her bottom, eliciting a giggle from Alex. Grip raged, but I ignored the bastard. This mess all was his fault. I'm just the puppet. A puppet that has loose strings, but they are still there, so I might as well have fun.

I opened my eyes and wanted to grab her back and do that again. Alex now only had two arms and legs, plus her body was that of a Goddess. I tried to pull her back, but now I was in her court. She pushed me back with one finger, mouthing "maybe later," which made me extremely hot and flushed.

Suddenly, I remembered where the fuck I was and who was around me, but everyone had made themselves busy when I looked around. Kalita was with her father, Markeye, and one other person.

The other person was a very busty elf that looked like she might tip over if she leaned forward. I left Alex with the twins and walked over to the group. There were talking about directions, but then suddenly, a 3D map popped out of nowhere between the large breasted woman, and I stopped before walking into it.

"Woah, now that's pretty cool and useful!"

The woman looked at me strangely, and then she tried touching the map and then putting face into it. Kalita started laughing s hard, she almost fell over, and I turned to her with a scowl. When Kalita finally got herself under control, she told me that Larissa was trying to see if the map was cold to the touch.

I cracked a smile, but at seeing the blush that had spread even to her generous cleavage, I gave Kalita a chop on the top of her head.

"Owo!"

"I'm sorry for that, "cool," means useful or unique, I guess."

I didn't feel like that was a proper explanation, but Larissa seemed to understand.

"It's OK. I was just pointing out our best path with my magic."

"This will be a big help. How far can you zoom out?"

Instead of answering, the three by three map zoomed out until we could see the planet from directly above us. According to Larissa, she could go further, but it was pointless, she couldn't move the map, and there were no names. What she could do was mark targets and moving objects within two-hundred feet, which wasn't far, but it was a big help for marking food and other things we might see.

Suddenly a familiar female was yelling out, and then I could hear someone coming up the stairs in a hurry. Kyra came running to me carrying a green dress that she threw to Kalita before pouncing on me. I caught Kyra, and she wrapped her leg around me and somehow lifted my shirt up. I started to get a warm feeling on my stomach, and I looked down.

Kyra was grinning suggestively, and as I looked down the see what was causing me warmth, my heart started to thump in my chest like a hammer. Kyra wasn't wearing underwear again and was wiggling up and down. I peeled her off me before everyone got the wrong idea and cleared my throat.

"OK, everyone! Are we fucking ready to roll out?!" Transforming robots crossed my mind as I called out to my party and whatever the fuck everyone else was to me.

"Yeah!"

"Great, I'm going to take a nap. Buddy, can you watch my door so I can get some sleep?"

"Oh yes, Great Master Hyde!"

"Oh, boy," I sighed.

I went down the stairs and into the wood door hallway and found a room to crash out.

"Now, don't let anyone disturb me, OK?"

"Oh yes, Great Master Hyde!"

I was going to say something smart but then stopped myself. I would be just wasted words. I closed the door and went to lay down, getting comfortable in the leaf packed beds. I wasn't long till I drifted off. Even after a week of rest, I was still tired, but come on, that skill was crazy.

I woke up to the warmth of another soft body on top of me. I had kept my pants on, but now I had awoken pretty stiffly if you know what I mean. When I opened my eyes, the naked and hovering Kyra started to kiss me and grind into me. I kissed her back, and soon I could feel my stomach start to get sticky, and I began to lose control of my manly urges.

As I was about to take my pants off, the door banged open.

"Master, there is a guest here, OH! I am so sorry, Miss Kyra!! Oh no, Mr.wolf, don't come this way!"

Too late. The same wolf that Kyra had talked to before was back, and he looked pissed. I was pretty sure that this was Kyra's brother. Considering the lack of blankets and clothes, along with my hands between her legs, trying to take my pants off should be enough to make any brother want to take me out back and whoop my ass.

The wolf approached us growling, but Krya screamed at the wolf to get out. The door slammed shut, but the fire had left both of us. I pulled her close and kissed her, and told her to get dressed. She scowled at me, but I grabbed her bottom when she got up, and that got me a smile.

I wanted to do some dirty things to this cat-elf, but it looks like I had to deal with this first. It seems like the girls were going to keep on forcing themselves on me until I cracked, so I would have to deal with them in turn. The whole waiting till marriage concept was just me being a pussy. If I am going to be the king, I had better start acting like one.

'Oh? Did we just have a character-building moment right there?' -Gripton.

'No! Well, ya, maybe. I don't know Grip, but I'm gonna look like a pretty half-assed ruler if I'm scared of my wives.'

'See? You can do this! Now, if we can just work on the foul mouth!' -Gripton.

'Piss off old man!'

I pulled my shirt on and then pulled the now dressed Kyra close. I kissed her on the forehead, and she became red in the face and turned her head away from me. Oh? What was this? Now she is playing shy again as soon as I start acting like she seemed to want.

Alex had been the same way after I had pulled her in for the kiss. Maybe that was the real trick of it all. If I act like I want it, then I don't get it? What the fuck was that logic? How was a man supposed to function?

I let go of Kyra, and she went to leave, but I slipped my hand under her skirt and gave her bottom a soft pinch. She let out a squeak and ran off down the hall and then up the stairs. I laughed to myself but then took both gloves off and walked out and up to the patio deck.

Everyone was waiting, and for the first time, I noticed that we were moving. Somehow there was barely even a tremor as the large house was pulled along by the massive beetles.

I heard that familiar growl, and I turned to see Kyra hammer fist the wolf's head.

"Ouch! That hurt!"

I was momentarily shocked to hear the wolf talk, but Kyra's cute smile made me remember her magic and soft bottom.

"So, What the news, little wolf?"

"What did you just call me?!!"

The wolf sent spit flying just short of me, and words barked out of his mouth.

"My brother's name is Linkun, but just ignore him. My father is excited to see all of us, but he asked that my brother stays with us for the trip as a protector."

"I think you will be protecting him, hehe," but this time, Kalita slapped the back of my stubbled head.

Suddenly, we came to a complete stop, and most of us fell. I got up Quick and ran to the back, waving for everyone to stop, then I turn to see everyone rushing to the front. Someone was shouting up from the ground, so I gave an entire five seconds of consideration, and they started to run.

"Who's there?" I ask, running to the front.

"Lizardmen bandits!" Krya yelled.

"Trem and Kadence, grab my hands!"

I ran to the edge, and they turned to meet me. I grabbed the hands of fire and gravity with a smile and jumped out into the air, pulling them with me.

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