Senior Sister, Shut Up!

After teasing Senior Sister, Jiang Miao was almost kicked out of the bedroom.

Su Huaizhou was merely throwing a minor tantrum. After he pulled her into his arms, she only struggled symbolically for a moment before settling down.

Leaning in Junior Brother’s arms, she grabbed the collar of his bathrobe and took in his refreshing scent after his shower.

She felt a sense of calm.

In contrast, Jiang Miao was much more restless.

After all, in his arms, Senior Sister was likely only wearing a white bathrobe, and there probably wasn’t anything underneath.

Holding her like this, even though the bathrobe was much thicker than a simple T-shirt, it was much more tempting to Jiang Miao than ordinary clothes.

Moreover, Su Huaizhou had turned her body slightly to lean sideways into his arms, and her legs followed. As a result, the hem of his bathrobe parted, revealing her smooth thighs.

However, the robe wasn’t completely open. Its upper part was tied by the belt, leaving only a teasing glimpse below.

But it was precisely this half-covered, half-revealed state that made her all the more enticing, causing Jiang Miao to steal a few glances.

Previously, Senior Sister always wore cropped pants, and even when she wore skirts, they extended below her knees.

This was the first time Jiang Miao had seen her pair of soft thighs.

With this thought in mind, he hugged Senior Sister’s shoulders while stealthily moving his other hand.

First, he gently brushed the hem of her bathrobe, stroking it a couple of times.

When he saw that she didn’t resist, his fingers gradually inched closer to the exposed skin where the robe split at her thighs.

But just as he was about to succeed, her palm pressed down on his sneaky hand.

“Pervert,” Su Huaizhou murmured, pinning Junior Brother’s large hand while using her other hand to pull the hem of the bathrobe back in place, completely covering the beautiful sight.

Jiang Miao couldn’t help sighing at this. “Senior Sister, it’s very uncomfortable for you to tempt me like this but not let me take the bait.”

“How am I tempting you? Don’t talk nonsense.” She reminded, “This is just for material.”

“Then who hugged me at lunch and said how much she liked me?”

“I don’t know! I don’t know this person! I have no idea!”

“Isn’t it just because I found out about your Congee Boss identity…” Jiang Miao chuckled. “Senior Sister, when you found out about my author identity, I didn’t make such a fuss.”

“Ah! Stop talking about it!” Su Huaizhou couldn’t stand hearing this the most now. She quickly pushed him away and dove under her blanket. “I don’t know any Congee Boss!”

Watching her act like a child, Jiang Miao was caught between laughter and tears and at a loss for words.

He sat by the bed and looked around. When he noticed Senior Sister’s phone on the desk, his eyes lit up, and he took out his phone.

[Peach Jam]: Boss, after I confessed to my senior sister, she refuses to admit it. Didn’t you say that I’d definitely succeed as long as I confessed?

As soon as Jiang Miao sent it out, the phone on the desk buzzed. “Senior Sister, looks like someone’s looking for you.”

Su Huaizhou poked her head out from under the blanket, reached over to grab her phone from the desk, and then buried herself back under the blanket.

When she opened her phone in puzzlement, she froze for a moment. Then her cheeks turned red, and her small, delicate foot kicked Jiang Miao’s waist in mock anger.

It didn’t hurt at all.

In fact, it even felt a little nice.

Jiang Miao turned to look at Senior Sister’s foot. Her toes were as delicate as pink pearls, and the graceful curve of her foot had a perfect arc. In the soft lighting, her skin was fair and smooth like a tender cabbage leaf.

It made him want to take a bite.

[Congee Boss]: You must have been too stupid and made her angry. Why else would she reject you?

Seeing this message, Jiang Miao immediately smiled.

[Peach Jam]: Then what should I do? I should have known better than to upset her.

When Su Huaizhou, hiding under the blanket, saw this message, she raised her chin proudly but quickly realized something wasn’t right.

If Junior Brother hadn’t chosen to upset her, wouldn’t that mean he wouldn’t have exposed her alternate identity?

And if he had never revealed it, wouldn’t she have been completely left in the dark and continued to tease him while hiding under the guise of Congee Boss—only to have Junior Brother, who was aware of everything, quietly watching the whole time?!

[Congee Boss]: You’ve already made her mad, so what’s the use of dwelling on it now?

[Peach Jam]: Then what do you think I should do to make up for it?

[Congee Boss]: Of course write ten thousand words a day.

[Congee Boss]: Your senior sister really likes reading your book. If you write ten thousand words a day, she will definitely calm down.

Jiang Miao: “…”

However, if he really wrote ten thousand words a day, Senior Sister would calm down, but he would be at death’s door…

[Peach Jam]: Is there any other way?

[Congee Boss]: Make her happy.

[Peach Jam]: How should I make her happy?

[Congee Boss]: How did you make her angry?

[Peach Jam]: I caused her to suffer social death.

His waist was kicked again.

[Congee Boss]: Then it’s easy.

[Peach Jam]: What do you mean?

[Congee Boss]: Think of a way to embarrass yourself too. As long as your social death is worse than hers, she’ll definitely calm down.

Jiang Miao: “???”

[Peach Jam]: To be honest, Senior Sister’s social death is on a pretty high level.

As soon as he said this, he received another kick to his lower back.

He felt a bit wronged. After all, he was telling the truth.

On the surface, Senior Sister said she was just helping him gather material. But behind the scenes, she had used her alternate identity to encourage him to confess to her.

In the end, before he could even confess, her secret identity had been exposed. Not only that, but he had taken advantage of the information gap to thoroughly tease her.

At this level of social death, Jiang Miao truly felt inferior in comparison.

However, after thinking it over, he put away his phone, flopped onto the bed, and said to Senior Sister through the blanket, “Senior Sister, will you really forgive me if I suffer social death with you?”

“What are you talking about?” Su Huaizhou’s muffled voice came, feigning ignorance. “I don’t understand.”

Alright then.

Playing along with her act, Jiang Miao pretended he still didn’t know that Congee Boss was Senior Sister. He grabbed his phone, took a few screenshots of his chat with Chen Haoshang, and sent them to her on WeChat.

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Curious, Su Huaizhou, still hiding under the blanket, clicked on the images.

Seeing that Chen Haoshang had discovered his novel title and pen name, she burst out laughing.

[Zhouzhou Loves Congee]: You’re so dumb. How could you let this be discovered?

[Miaomiao is Deep in Thought]: It’s all thanks to you. If I were in the dorm room, I wouldn’t have been discovered.

[Zhouzhou Loves Congee]: It’s clearly your fault for being careless! You didn’t even remember to turn off your laptop before going out.

[Miaomiao is Deep in Thought]: That’s because I was so eager to see you. I couldn’t even wait for the time it would take to turn off.

Oh~

Reading Junior Brother’s sweet words, Su Huaizhou immediately felt shy. She blushed and squirmed like a little worm under the blanket.

[Miaomiao is Deep in Thought]: So, Senior Sister, have you calmed down? I’m already so miserable. Please don’t be angry, okay?

[Zhouzhou Loves Congee]: How is this enough? At least all three of your roommates have to know.

[Miaomiao is Deep in Thought]: At this rate, I’m not far from jumping into the Qiantang River…

[Zhouzhou Loves Congee]: I don’t care.

[Zhouzhou Loves Congee]: I’ll only agree when all three of your roommates know.

[Miaomiao is Deep in Thought]: Agree to what?

[Zhouzhou Loves Congee]: To be your girlfriend.

[Miaomiao is Deep in Thought]: Deal! Senior Sister, you finally agreed!

Su Huaizhou was stunned for a moment before realizing she had been tricked. In a huff, she immediately withdrew her last message.

But Jiang Miao was quick on the draw and had already taken a screenshot to send over.

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[Zhouzhou Loves Congee]: Anyway, I haven’t agreed yet! You can’t go back on your promise!

[Miaomiao is Deep in Thought]: Okay. But I have a question. Senior Sister, what do you think couples can do together?

[Zhouzhou Loves Congee]: What do you mean?

Su Huaizhou looked wary, sensing that Jiang Miao was up to something.

[Miaomiao is Deep in Thought]: I mean, if we were to divide couples into three stages, each with a characteristic action, how do you think we should categorize them?

[Zhouzhou Loves Congee]: Holding hands, hugging, kissing?

[Miaomiao is Deep in Thought]: Oh, I see~

After sending the message, Jiang Miao held back his laughter and stealthily reached a hand under the blanket to grab one of hers.

“W-what are you doing?” Su Huaizhou was startled by his sudden move. “Do you still need material?”

“This isn’t for material,” he said solemnly. “Senior Sister, you said it yourself. Couples are divided into three stages. Since I’ve already suffered social death with one of my roommates, doesn’t that mean I can unlock a third first?”

Su Huaizhou: “…”

She choked on his words and couldn’t think straight for a moment. She felt what he said made sense.

The next moment, her left hand was taken out by Junior Brother, who gently kneaded it and began playing with it.

This wasn’t about gathering material anymore. Even without this excuse, she didn’t resist and instead silently accepted his advances.

Hiding under the blanket, Su Huaizhou bit her lip, feeling Junior Brother’s reasoning quite persuasive.

Since she had agreed to be his girlfriend after all three of his roommates knew, now that one of them had found out, didn’t this mean she was now one-third of Junior Brother’s girlfriend?

So holding hands was completely in line with the rules, right?

Even without the pretense of gathering material, it was perfectly fine!

In that case, once all three of his roommates found out, wouldn’t that mean she and Junior Brother would k-kiss?!

[Miaomiao is Deep in Thought]: Senior Sister, if I reveal my identity as an author in the dorm room group chat now, will I be able to jump straight to the latter two stages?

[Zhouzhou Loves Congee]: No way! You’re being shameless!

Su Huaizhou was flustered.

How could there be such a person?

He had been terrified before, but now he was rushing to social death?

However, Jiang Miao was just joking. If Xun Liang knew he was writing My Girlfriend Is a Content Creator, he might as well die.

As for the condition Senior Sister mentioned, it was just a casual remark.

He didn’t believe for a second she could endure it.

After all, with the excuse of gathering material, they could already hug.

When he thought about it this way, Senior Sister was really cute right now.

He placed his phone on the bed and held her hand with one hand while propping his elbow on the bed with the other. He lay on his side, watching Senior Sister, who was sprawled on the bed.

Her head was buried under the blanket, but her slender body in the bathrobe was still outside.

The smooth curve of her back gently rose towards her slender waist, forming a rounded hill.

Because she was lying on her stomach, the hem of her bathrobe had lifted to her knees, revealing her alluring lower legs.

Especially her delicate and tender calves, they made him want to pinch them.

Not to mention the pair of small and soft feet dangling off the edge of the bed, occasionally swinging back and forth, Jiang Miao really wanted to grab them and tickle her.

After appreciating Senior Sister’s graceful figure for a while, he suddenly recalled his clothing situation. “Senior Sister, I’m going back to the dorm tomorrow.”

“Huh?” Su Huaizhou paused for a moment before poking her head out from under the blanket. “Why? The National Day break is until the seventh.”

“But I only have one set of clothes.” Jiang Miao spread his hands helplessly. “I can’t keep wearing the same thing, can I?”

“… Why didn’t you say so earlier?” She rolled her eyes at him, got off the bed, slid into her slippers, and walked towards the guest room. “Come here.”

Jiang Miao followed Senior Sister into the guest room and saw her open the wardrobe.

Inside were all suits and dress shirts.

Su Huaizhou randomly picked out a light blue shirt, held it up to Jiang Miao for a moment, and nodded approvingly. “Here, just wear this tomorrow.”

Jiang Miao stood there, staring at the wardrobe full of men’s clothes, and asked, “Senior Sister, whose clothes are these?”

“My dad’s,” she replied nonchalantly. “He hardly comes here now, so just wear them. It’s fine to give them to you.”

He didn’t have the habit of collecting other men’s clothes. It was fine to wear them temporarily, but accepting them as a gift was another matter altogether.

He quickly shook his head.

Jiang Miao took the shirt from Senior Sister and placed it by the bed.

With a change of clothes sorted, he wouldn’t need to go back to his dorm room tomorrow.

Otherwise, he would have to endure Chen Haoshang’s strange looks upon his return. Just thinking about it was unbearable.

In the future, he planned to shower and get into bed before ten at the latest to avoid awkward eye contact with Chen Haoshang when he returned from his food delivery job.

Just thinking about it made him cringe.

“Now, pants.” Su Huaizhou closed the wardrobe, squatted down, and found a pair of shorts and underwear from the drawer below. “I’ll wash them for you. Just wear these.”

Seeing Senior Sister suddenly become so virtuous, Jiang Miao was really not used to it. “No need, it’s fine. I can wash them myself.”

“I don’t have to hand wash them. There’s a washing machine at home.” She rolled her eyes at him. She looked around the room, found the clothes at the foot of the bed, and walked over to pick them up.

Before Jiang Miao could stop her, she had already grabbed his clothes and dashed out like a thief.

Left standing in the room, he held onto his future father-in-law’s pants in a daze.

Meanwhile, on the balcony, Su Huaizhou carried Jiang Miao’s clothes over but didn’t rush to throw them into the washing machine.

With curiosity written all over her face, she examined Junior Brother’s clothes, poking them with her fingertips. Soon, she found her target.

When she saw his underwear, her face turned red.

After seeing this thing, she immediately pulled her body and head away, but curiosity still compelled her hand to pick up a corner of it carefully.

She lifted it up…

… gave it a glance…

… and then another.

T-there’s nothing special about it…

As she thought about this, Jiang Miao emerged from the guest room.

As he approached the balcony, he immediately noticed Senior Sister doing something strange, causing him to stop in his tracks with his mouth agape.

He never expected her to have such a hobby.

After glancing at the item several times, Su Huaizhou finally discovered Junior Brother staring at her from the living room. Her face turned as red as a tomato, and her hand trembled. The item fell into the gaping maw of the washing machine.

“Senior Sister…” Jiang Miao’s lips twitched, but he still said understandingly, “If you’re interested in that, you can just tell me directly. I won’t judge you.”

Su Huaizhou panicked and quickly defended herself. “N-no! That’s not it! Don’t spout nonsense!”

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