Records of the Weakest Emperor

Chapter 243: A Hanging Sausage

Shadis eyed the other men.

In an instant, they made their move and immediately took down Fatty Zachary from the ceiling.

A tape was also plastered across the latter's face as three men carried him inside one of the rooms in the Paradise Room.

While all of this was happening, Charles was quick to clean the room.

In just three minutes, the room was now free of any blood, nor any signs of struggle or battle.

"You may come in." Shadis's voice rang out and the female attendant twisted the door handle. It wasn't even locked in the first place.

Entering the room, she discovered that the room looked completely ordinary, aside from the fact that it was strange how there wasn't any woman inside the room. Turning to look at one of the adjacent rooms, the female attendant seemed to have detected a few muffled noises from unknown sources.

A smile crept up her lips as she thought. This Shadis sure knows how to enjoy himself.

He brought in quite a few women, are they his mistresses?

Of course, the female attendant knew not to ask questions about anything that didn't directly concern her nor the establishment. Slightly bowing to both Shadis and Charles, she said, "An esteemed guest wants to discuss things with you, esteemed guest."

"Another esteemed guest?" Shadis furrowed his eyebrows. "Who does he think he is?"

The female attendant was astonished.

Worry appeared in her eyes since she knew that she might end up offending one of them which was something that she most definitely didn't want to happen.

Raising her head, she mustered her courage and softly whispered. "He seems to be one of those prestigious families..."

A look of surprise appeared on Shadis's place.

"A member of a noble family..."

"M-M-Mister Shad" Charles started to panic.

"Silence!" Shadis criticized in a guttural voice.

The female attendant was startled. She immediately bowed her head and didn't dare to stare directly at Shadis.

Shadis started to ponder. It wasn't impossible that a member of a noble family would come into this establishment, since this Paradise Room was specifically catered to them.

However, they were in the Hamlet of Azucar! Considering how there was a branch of the House of a Thousand Thrusts at the Center Borough, why would they purposely go to this place that was in the middle of nowhere?

Unless...

Shadis glanced in the direction of Fatty Zachary.

Could it be that this is his family's doing?

No, that's impossible.

He has the lineage of civil servants. How could he possibly be a member of a noble family?

But what was going on?

Could it be that this noble came from the distant border territory of Ashmelion that is the closest to this hamlet?

Shadis glanced at Charles.

Charles shook his head in tacit understanding.

I see...

Shadis raised his head and asked the female attendant, "Did you tell that esteemed person that the Paradise Room is occupied?"

The female attendant was about to say, 'yes' when she realized that she didn't say anything about the Paradise Room being occupied.

The other party only flashed his medallion towards her and assumed that the Paradise Room was occupied.

Could it be that the other party knew that there was someone else using the Paradise Room? And that was the reason why he even came to this place?

"N-No..." The female attendant hesitatingly replied, "The esteemed person seems to know beforehand that the room is already occupied."

"I see..." Shadis took his hand out of his chest pocket and waved his hand. "You're dismissed. Tell the esteemed person that we are going to give way for his enjoyment."

"A-All right!" The female attendant immediately bowed and turned around to leave the room.

When the door was closed once more, Shadis took out the pistol that he had pointed at the female attendant out of his chest pocket.

Charles stared at Shadis in astonishment. "Mister Shadis, are we just going to let some random noble kick us out like this?"

Shadis turned to look at Charles. "We don't want any trouble for now. The priority is to sell as much totem as we could until the opportune moment. We cannot be distracted..."

"What's more, that noble came here specifically for us. His intentions are clear. We have to avoid trouble and escape here as fast as we could."

Charles was confused with Shadis's words.

"If you don't mind me asking, Mister Shadis..."

"But how did you know that he came here specifically for us?"

"What if he only came here to have fun?"

"Your words make sense, but it's unlikely to happen..."

"The members of those prestigious families are always arrogant. They despise the common people, and hate filth more than anything else."

"In that case, how could a member of a noble family be in this disgusting place? That goes against their culture and it doesn't make sense!"

Charles was finally enlightened. "S-S-So Mister Shadis is saying that..."

"That esteemed person is an enemy. He came here for us." Shadis calmly stated.

"But why?" Charles asked once more.

"Why do you have so many questions? If you just observe, you'll discover the answer to your question anyway. The most important thing for us to do is to get the hell out of here and leave that fatty in this room." Shadis instructed.

"A-All right!"

Charles still had some questions in his mind, but he didn't dare to ask after seeing the displeased look on Shadis's face.

Charles stood up and gave his commands to his underlings.

Shadis observed the movements of the frantic Charles as a sinister smile appeared on his face.

"It doesn't matter if they are looking for that fatty. That bastard will soon come to seek us out anyway. By then, he would be forced to agree to our conditions. If he doesn't, then he'll wish he was dead!"

Shadis mumbled into the air.

He was confident that Zachary would definitely seek them out after today's events.

As for where he was going to seek them out?

Well, Fatty Zachary himself knew the answer to that question.

At the same time, the female attendant had finally returned to the front desk.

"The esteemed guest in the room has decided to surrender the room for your use, esteemed guest." The female attendant smiled.

"Good..." Calvin nodded.

But he was secretly mocking the actions of the person that was inside that Paradise Room.

It was because he had inadvertently confirmed Calvin's theories.

If Calvin was still unsure about their identities, then he was now certain as to who they were.

"Will you be taking the room for your use, sir?"

"Yes." Calvin nodded.

Christine stared at Calvin in confusion.

Didn't they come here for the esteemed guest inside the room instead of the room itself?

Why was it that he was still going to take the room for himself even though the female attendant had made it clear that the person whom he wanted to meet was going to run away?

Could it be that he plans on doing that kind of th

Christine didn't dare to imagine what was about to happen.

Calvin had taken advantage of her earlier.

Now, he was going to make her enter an isolated room where no one could possibly hear her screams?

Christine gulped a mouthful of saliva.

The sound of her swallowing her own saliva didn't escape Calvin's ears as he turned to look at her in curiosity.

In an instant, a bitter smile spread on Calvin's lips.

What the hell was this girl thinking?

"Don't worry... I won't do anything indecent to you."

Calvin moved closer and whispered into her ears.

Christine's knees trembled.

Her ears turned crimson.

The female attendant couldn't help but blush.

She was usually calm and composed, but at this moment...

She couldn't help but blush in embarrassment.

Seeing a flirtatious couple wasn't out of the ordinary for her, but the problem was these two were both men!

Suddenly, the female attendant felt depressed.

If only this noble guest liked women!

She would've made her move right there and then!

Left without a choice, she could only lead the way to the Paradise Room.

Christine's cheeks were still puffed in apprehension.

She couldn't believe Calvin's words that he wouldn't do anything to her after he casually took advantage of her earlier!

Gnashing her teeth, she made her voice deep with the use of her Mana and spoke, "Miss, don't you need to ask us for any proof that we are real VIP clients?

The female attendant's footsteps came to a halt.

Calvin's pupils constricted.

He glared at Christine but the latter had once again stuck her tongue out and teased.

Hmmph!

You took advantage of me earlier, so you better find a way to keep me safe from this mess!

This girl...

Calvin was once again incensed.

Veins bulged on his forehead as he swore in his heart that he would definitely punish this unruly girl in the future!

The female attendant stood frozen in the hallway.

She couldn't understand why the partner of the esteemed guest asked such a stupid question.

Could it be that he doesn't know that this esteemed guest was a member of a noble family?

The female attendant pondered. Then, an idea came to her mind.

Ashmelion was a city that could be considered as having liberal views. However, homosexuality was still frowned upon.

In other words, this man beside this esteemed guest must be a mistress!

He must have no idea as to just how powerful or influential this esteemed guest is!

Yes, that must be the reason why he was asking this stupid question.

But what should I do?

Should I ask for proof?

But the medallion and the knowledge that the Paradise Room even existed in the first place are already sufficient proof to prove that this esteemed guest is indeed a VIP Client of our establishment!

Wouldn't asking for more evidence the same as offending this esteemed guest since I'll be basically making him look like a liar?

The female attendant turned around and saw that there was a firm look on Calvin's face.

'Don't you dare to ask for more proof! I don't have anything to give you! Shouldn't be my knowledge in regards to the Paradise Room and that medallion sufficient proof to prove that I am a VIP Client of this place?'

Calvin used his gaze to warn the female attendant.

But he didn't dare to voice these thoughts out since there was a risk that the female attendant might discover that he was pretending.

The female attendant saw the serious look on Calvin's face and delight soon spread on her face.

I get it!

He's trying to say that I should help him let his mistress understand how influential and powerful he is!

Well, if it's pretending... I should be able to help him!

I'll go and ask him for more proof.

If I do this, then that would make his mistress realize that he is infallible and influential!

A cold look appeared on the female attendant's face.

I'll pretend to be angry and cold, then if he humiliates me with words...

That would make him bigger in the eyes of his mistress!

I'll be helping him, and I will also be able to earn his favor! This is two birds in one stone!

The female attendant was so excited that her acting skills shot through the roof.

"I apologize for this oversight, esteemed guest. May I request further proof of your membership?" The female attendant asked.

Calvin furrowed his eyebrows, "I do not have any identification with me right now. Is the medallion not enough?"

The female attendant was astonished.

He doesn't have any identification aside from the medallion?

Doubt started to appear on the female attendant's face, but then she suddenly realized what was going on.

I see!

Now, I understand!

He's trying to make himself look smaller while making me look more threatening so that when he humiliates me, it would be more satisfying!

In this case, I must press him for more proof.

"Esteemed guest, your medallion is sufficient proof of your affiliation. But our policy says that we are allowed to request more identification to prevent fraud and identity thief." The female attendant respectfully said.

Calvin didn't know what to say.

He had no idea why, but he felt as if this female attendant seemed to be misunderstanding something.

The look on her face was cold, yet excitement was thick within her eyes.

Pondering for a moment, Calvin recalled the identification card that he had back then as a VIP Client of the House of a Thousand Thrusts in his previous life.

Christine was now starting to get worried.

She had no idea that the situation would escalate to this point.

Just as she was about to confess and tell the female attendant everything, Calvin suddenly spoke.

"I saw, I came, I ran."

The female attendant's pupils constricted.

Christine looked at Calvin in shock.

What was he saying now?

But then all of a sudden, the female attendant bowed her head in defeat and revealed an apologetic smile.

"I apologize for doubting your identity, esteemed guest. I shall not be holding you back any further."

Calvin revealed a smile. "It's not a problem. You are just doing your job, that's all."

The female attendant bowed once more before she left with a look of excitement on her face.

Christine stared at Calvin in doubt. "Why do I feel like what you've said just now sounded lewd?"

"It only sounds lewd in the ears of degenerates." 

"Are you saying that I am a degenerate?" Christine retorted in anger. 

"Heh..." Calvin casually chuckled.

"Nom!" Christine bit on his shoulder.

"Ah!" Calvin yelped in pain. "Just what the hell are you doing?"

"I'm taking my revenge!" Christine scowled.

"Taking your revenge? You almost messed everything for us earlier, and you're the one that should take your revenge?" Calvin was angered.

He scooped Christine off the floor and carried her into the Paradise Room.

"You..."

Realizing that she was now being carried by Calvin and that he was walking straight into a bedroom, Christine started to panic. "You rogue!"

"Where are you taking me?!"

"What are you going to do?!" 

She struggled incessantly in Calvin's arms.

"Shh!" Calvin silenced her with his serious look.

Opening the doors of the adjacent bedroom, Calvin saw the naked Zachary hanging upside down from the ceiling.

"AAAHHH!"

Christine shrieked. 

It was because when the door was openedthe first thing she saw inside the room was none other than a hanging sausage!

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