PUBG Online Romance of the Century

Chapter 91 - Wiped a bit

Edited by Noks

The two of them bathed separately before getting into the bed together again. Their arms were close to each other, and there was a calendar open in front of them.

Ever since this calendar had been placed on the table by Yu Yan, it had never been flipped through. Today, it had finally seen the light of day.

Yi Chen moved his pen first and crossed out a large bunch of upcoming days.

“I have meetings on all these days, and will also have to go on business trips.”

Yu Yan followed next and also crossed out a few days. “I made an appointment with that lawyer for these days…”

After only a few strokes from two pens, what was left unmarked were just a few days in this month. These unstruck dates were all intermittent and couldn’t be connected.

So they could only meet next month.

The two of them were silent for a moment.

“In fact, I can talk to that side and change the meeting time.” Yu Yan took up his pen, adjusted one of the days again, and said with a smile, “This way we can have three days.”

Because he was still weighing matters internally, Yi Chen didn’t speak.

He wanted to come over even on those few intermittent free days. Even if it would result in him flying to Manyang and then leaving on the same day, he felt that was fine, since it was only a few hours’ flight.

But if he did so, Yu Yan would definitely come to pick him up. It took nearly an hour to get to the airport from his house, so Yu Yan’s day would be consumed by the journey and livestreaming, leaving him with no time to spare for them.

Just as he was thinking that, he met Yu Yan’s smiling eyes abruptly.

All the youthful vigor he hadn’t felt when he was in school was now being given to him by this person.

He shifted his gaze back to the calendar and circled those three days with his pen.

“Alright, when the time comes, you don’t need to come to the airport. I’ll find my way.”

As expected, Yu Yan didn’t want to take a shortcut. “I’ll go to pick you up.”

And thus, it was settled. Yu Yan got up to put the calendar back on top of the table.

The moment he got up though, a short cellphone prompt suddenly sounded out from between the pillows.

Their cellphones were exactly the same, so Yi Chen instinctively looked over, and the screen just displayed the default wallpaper of a certain fruit.

He thought it was his cellphone, so he picked it up.

[Push notification] Station D: The user you have specially followed, “DILI Mi” has uploaded a new video: “Ying Da new animation!! BL foreign love story! Ying Da’s first time taking on a challenging black bellied role! Uncut version!”

Yi Chen squinted at it.

Ying Da, new animation, challenging black bellied role?

What was all this?

And he hadn’t subscribed to anyone called “DILI Mi”. He suddenly thought of something, reached out, and another cell phone’s screen soon lit up from between the pillows. Sure enough, it also had the default fruit wallpaper.

When Yu Yan got into bed again, his cellphone was handed over to him.

“There was a push notification,” said Yi Chen.

Yu Yan let out an “oh,” casually took it into his hands before glancing at it, and then immediately froze.

As time passed, the screen darkened, so he immediately clicked the home button, and kept staring at his cellphone in disbelief.

After reading the push notification back and forth three times, he took a breath—

Yi Chen noticed his change in expression and raised his eyebrows. “What…”

However, before he could finish speaking, he saw the person stand up and quickly open the drawer to pick out his headphones.

Yu Yan plugged his headphones into the phone and turned around and said, “I’m going to the bathroom!”

After tossing out this sentence, he hurried into the bathroom and quickly closed the door.

Yi Chen: “?”

He had obviously just come out of the bathroom, why did he go in there again? And with headphones?

As soon as Yu Yan entered the bathroom, he rushed to click open Station D and click into the contents of the push notification from just now.

Who was Ying Da?

Ying Da had been Yu Yan’s favorite Japanese CV these past few years, the one who had switched to doing big uncle roles later on. Of course, ever since then, Ying Da had been trying various different roles, which included those grandpas, old demons, and even children oriented roles. He had just never managed to land into a young man role again.

He hadn’t expected that Ying Da would have actually managed to pick up the young uncle role this time!!

And the genre was even BL?!

This was simply the role of a lifetime ah!!

Sure enough, just minutes after the video was uploaded, the number of comments it received had already broken 100. Station D was different from Weibo and other forums; people who watched their videos didn’t like to comment on them very much, so it was very telling of a video’s popularity if it had managed to get past 100 comments in only a few minutes.

Yu Yan didn’t even think before bookmarking it, giving coins, and then commenting. He did the series of things that fans should do, and only then did he click on the video.

….

Yi Chen leaned against the head of the bed, picked up his cellphone, and glanced at it.

Two minutes had already passed, and there had been no movement from the bathroom.

He opened Station D on his phone, clicked on its search bar, searched for the several keywords he had just seen from memory, and a list of videos quickly jumped out on his screen.

“[Ying Da] is going to snipe your heart today!”

“Top 10 classic clips featuring [Ying Da].”

He ignored all this, sorted the list by latest release, and successfully found the video he was looking for.

He turned the volume down and clicked on the video. At first, the video image was dark, and then a deep magnetic male voice sounded out, speaking Japanese.

Yi Chen could understand the language and didn’t need to read subtitles, so he started to look through the comment section while listening.

“AHHHHH, look at what I’ve found!! Ying Da NB! ”

“Ying Da, good attack, I’m dead.”

He scrolled down twice and soon stopped.

He saw a familiar ID.

“Yan01111: Ying Da sugoi. Thanks Owner PO for sharing. I’m looking forward to the next episode with coins in my hands.”

—Published just a minute ago.

There were tens of millions of netizens named Yan in the world. The reason he could recognize this one was because when Yu Yan had previously gotten drunk, he had seen this ID on Yu Yan’s cellphone.

At this time, images began appearing in the video.

He shelved his thoughts and glanced up.

First, two anime heroes collided in a corner, and the items in the main character’s hands got damaged. A low and gentle male voice sounded out, saying that he was willing to compensate him and wanted to treat the protagonist to a meal as an apology.

It could be seen from the barrage that the voice just now belonged to “Ying Da”.

The camera cut, and the two people went to a restaurant.

The camera cut again, and the two people were in a bed in a hotel room.

These clips cut quite fast and accurately, and had a quick pacing. As soon as the protagonist woke up, he discovered this man doing this and that to him, and he wanted to make a sound to bring him to account, but found that he had been drugged.

“Ying Da” laughed softly and told the protagonist, “Don’t resist. It’s useless, just enjoy it ba.”

The pictures and sounds immediately became indescribable.

Yi Chen: “…”

——

Yu Yan held his cellphone and watched the whole clip.

He didn’t read the subtitles. He only knew a little Japanese and could only understand some simple words.

However, that didn’t affect his excitement. After all, he just wanted to relive Ying Da’s voice again. He didn’t actually have much interest in the foreign love story.

After listening, he happily closed the app and then opened the door.

At the same time, Yi Chen locked his cellphone and threw it aside.

Yu Yan had just lay down in bed when the man next to him suddenly leaned over and pinched his ears.

Yu Yan was stunned. “Huh?”

Yi Chen remained silent for a long time before he said, “If you want to watch that kind of film, I’ll find some for you. Don’t watch these ones, they have all been embellished. They’re not real, and you can’t learn from them.”

Yu Yan didn’t understand. “What film?”

Yi Chen replied, “The one you just watched.”

Yu Yan blinked. “Did you see the push notification?”

“En.” Yi Chen took on the tone of a senior and said, “Also… You just did it yesterday. Don’t do it too often, it’s not good for your health.”

Yu Yan’s face was dazed. “…What?”

Yi Chen looked at him meaningfully but did not speak.

Little children’s faces were thin, just lightly touching on the subject should be enough.

At this moment, Yu Yan’s cellphone suddenly rang again. Both of them lowered their heads at the same time——

[Push notification] The user you have specially followed, “DILI Mi” has uploaded a new video: “Ying Da update on the new animation! BL foreign love story chapter 2!”

Yu Yan’s eyes brightened, and he was about to move to pick up his cellphone, but found that the back of his hand was suddenly being held down.

Yi Chen frowned. “You still want to watch? Are you ever going to sleep?”

Since he had been found out, Yu Yan didn’t avoid the subject any more. He said, “It’s very short, just a few minutes. I’ll go to sleep after watching it.”

“……” Yi Chen controlled his rising temper to remain gentle. “Watch it next time.”

Yu Yan said, “Anyway, I’m not sleepy right now…”

As soon as he finished speaking this sentence, the strength with which the hand that was holding him down grew heavier.

Yi Chen turned over and pressed the person under him. He looked unhappy. “I said it’s not good for the body, but you’re not listening?”

Yu Yan was shocked and looked at him innocently. “…no ah, why would it be bad for my body?”

Yi Chen paused and suddenly asked, “You used to do this all the time?”

Yu Yan let out an “ah” and asked, “What?”

Yi Chen narrowed his eyes. “You would watch these videos for several days in a row?”

Yu Yan was very honest. “For a while, I watched it every day.”

The two of them were so close that Yu Yan found it difficult to breathe, and his cheeks were hot. His hand slowly moved to his cellphone, and he said, “Are you sleepy? Then forget it, I’ll watch it tomorrow.”

His tone was full of regret.

Yi Chen’s brow tightened even more.

Putting aside whether it was healthy or not—

He was right here, and Yu Yan would still rather go to the bathroom and handle such matters while watching an animation? And he still wanted to go again?

After a long time, he asked, “Do you really want to watch it?”

Yu Yan moved uneasily. “Right now, I don’t particularly want to anymore… Shall we sleep ba?”

Instead of answering, Yi Chen suddenly pulled himself up onto his knees.

Yu Yan thought he was going to get up and started to move his legs to let Yi Chen across the bed.

Who knew that before his legs could even move, they were pushed open by Yi Chen’s hands.

Yu Yan: “?”

He was still in a daze when he felt a chill on his waist.

His pajamas were pulled down easily.

“??” He was thoroughly confused, and was so startled that he started stuttering after propping himself up, “W-what’s the matter?”

Yi Chen pushed him back onto the bed with one hand and lowered his other hand down.

He was half-kneeling and looked down at him from a height. His expression wasn’t friendly. “If you want to do it, I will help you. What do you want to do with that shabby film?”

“…………???”

Once things got started, it became completely impossible to stop.

Yu Yan felt that maybe he felt way too good during this, which was why he couldn’t understand what Yi Chen was talking about. As soon as the other party’s hand came up on him, he sank into a state where he couldn’t distinguish between anything.

It was tens of thousands of times more exciting than doing it by himself.

At first, Yi Chen had just wanted him to forget the perverted animation, but when he looked up to see Yu Yan’s completely flushed, confused and blurred face in the midst of his hand’s movements—

A single person event became a double person event.

…

After they finished, Yu Yan, who now possessed a completely red face, hurriedly sat up agitatedly. He looked at the mess in Yi Chen’s hand and said in a hoarse voice, “I’m sorry, I-I didn’t hold back… I’ll get some wipes!”

He reached his hand out, swiped up the tissues on the table, and wiped himself first.

Then, with a thoroughly red face, in a very thoughtful manner, he also wiped Yi Chen.

As soon as the tissue was thrown away, Yi Chen held his wrist.

“Does it feel better than when you watched the animation?”

“…… It does feel good.” Yu Yan asked with red ears, “But what does it have to do with the animation ah?”

Yi Chen said, “Don’t you usually like doing it while watching that animation?”

“……”

Yu Yan was dumbstruck for a long time, and then finally came back to his senses——

Listening to Yi Chen’s tone, it seemed that he had already seen the clips.

The new animation of Ying Da’s was BL.

There was also bedplay in it.

Just now, this part of the video seemed to have spent most of the time showing the “en en ah ah” parts??

His eyes flew wide. “You didn’t think that…”

“I,” He stuttered through, “I—watched—that—that—to do what…we just did ba?”

He understood everything with a glance at Yi Chen’s expression.

It was actually true.

He was shocked and said incoherently, “No, how could I… I wasn’t watching it for the animation.”

“I just really like that male voice actor very much—I chase after all of his works, I just want to hear his voice…”

Yu Yan’s internal shame had straightforwardly nearly peaked as he said, “Not to do that…”

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Juurensha: You know, for all the vague descriptions of what’s happening (handjob in case it wasn’t clear), it was actually kind of hot? Although the misunderstanding was greeeeeat, Yi Chen actually offering to go find Yanyan “films” to watch if he really wants that. (Realistic films, not black-bellied protagonists apparently). It was a bit forceful, but Yanyan did enjoy himself (and was consenting I think), so I guess it’s alright? Although in real life guys, do talk things through.

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