Playboy Cultivator in the Apocalypse

"I called my mom and posted a video on Yanko proving that I'm alive." Evalyn said in a solemn voice as she returned from the bathroom.

"Thanks for doing that." Kaze chuckled bitterly.

"Heh. You make it sound like I did it as a favor." She scoff-laughed, "You're so famous I'm sure there's a citizen investigation going on after I disappeared for two days."

He chuckled bitterly, annoyed the internet was destroying his reputation as fast as it rebuilt it.

Evalyn sat down on the bed next to him with a downcast expression. "Thank you for sparing him."

Kaze gave her a sidelong glance before closing his eyes.

"In the future, I will not accept such requests, as doing so is to court death." He replied, "However, the world is still peaceful, and your mind is still pure. So I'll accept it, if it's only this much."

"Please hug me." She requested in a low voice.

"If that's what you wish." Kaze said with a slight smile. He opened his arms, and she fell into them, dropping to the bed.

The two lay on the bed in silence for fifteen minutes before he pulled out his phone.

"Cheer up. There's bound to be something amusing online after our absence." Kaze said in a charming voice.

Evalyn giggled. "Let's see what type of firestorm you've caused."

He opened the Yanko app and grinned at the 87,281 notifications he got from people worldwide. Instead of reading them, he checked the testimonial video left by the Trotsky couple.

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Video Testimonial of the Emperor's Offering

Views: 827,928,917 | Likes: 283,298,782

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"Hello, My name is Phillip Trotsky, the head of Trotsky Technologies.

Recently I've reached out to a man going by the pseudonym the [Emperor] to buy cultivation techniques and help my wife, Inessa Trotsky, reach the Earth Realm of cultivation.

We had the Emperor arrive with a full team of armed guards to validate his offer. Within minutes, he had directly given me an earth-grade cultivation technique as proof.

After validating the profound technique he provided me, he guided my… wife to the Earth Realm of cultivation from the lower Mortal Realm within an hour. The results were.... remarkable."

"I'll add that it was an extremely professional and positive experience. The Emperor was gentle with the cultivation, and I felt comfortable during the entire experience."

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Evalyn narrowed his eyes at Kaze when she saw Phillip's lifeless eyes. They spoke volumes about how "professional" it was, far more than the glowing expression on Inessa's face.

Kaze sent her a mocking smile that read, [did you expect anything less?].

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"... Yes. We had guards outside the room. They can verify that the Emperor did not ask or force my wife to do anything unprofessional.

… Afterward, we received an offensive technique from the Emperor, which we will demonstrate now.

Not only will you get to see the power of an earth-grade technique, but you'll also be able to see the difference between the Mortal and Earth Realms of cultivation."

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Phillip waved his hand, and a fireball crashed onto the concrete wall of the shuttle dock. A moment later, Inessa replaced his hand and waved her arm.

BOOM!

The entire wall exploded in flames, and the area burst into flames. Those in charge of putting out the fire panicked as the fire spread rapidly.

Whoooooosh! Shiiiiishhhhhsiishh.

A man in a black mask waved his hand, and a massive water ball crashed onto the fire, instantly extinguishing it and flooding the area.

More shocking, the man waved his hand, and the area in front of the couple warped and twisted. When the water crashed against it, it disappeared into a void.

Evalyn looked at Kaze with shock twisting in her eyes. She hadn't practiced her offensive technique yet, so she had yet to understand the true power of cultivation.

Kaze shrugged with a smug expression and continued watching in amusement.

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"Y-Yes. As you can see, the difference between the Mortal Realm and the Earth Realm is night and day.

And the difference between the E-Earth Realm and… whatever the Emperor is at is comparing mortals against demigods.

The results speak for themselves. So when you see the post he had left on Yanko offering techniques and dual cultivation, know that it's worth any amount of money."

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The video cut and Evalyn's stared at the screen blankly. "How far apart is the Earth Realm from the Divine Realm?"

"Mortal, Earth, Skye, and Heaven realms, come before Divine realm." Kaze chuckled.

"The difference between the first and second stages of Divine Realm is farther than Mortal and the third stage of Heaven. Your technique is the pinnacle of the third and final stage of the Divine Realm."

Evalyn stared at him in shock. Seeing her contorted expression, he smiled and continued looking at how orders were doing.

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***Hard offers from prominent people only.***

I offer to help any woman break into the Earth Realm of cultivation with dual cultivation, a powerful sex-based cultivation technique.

Will journey to the client and offer their husband earth-grade cultivation and offensive techniques if they're married.

$10,000,000 for the first woman; must leave a public testimonial.

***Waste my time with baseless [contact me] messages, and I'll double it again.***

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…

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Evalyn stared at the comment section in disbelief. She couldn't figure out which topic was more unbelievable. "What did you do to that woman?"

"Do you want to find out?" Kaze asked with a charming voice.

Her face flushed bright red to the tip of her ears, and she buried her head into his chest.

"Of course not!" She replied in a muffled voice.

"Hoh? You don't look disinterested." He replied mockingly.

Evalyn lifted her face with a narrowed gaze but immediately buried her head again when she saw his smile.

"Okay, I'm not completely disinterested." She whispered into his chest, "Just not yet… I mean… if… gah!"

She turned away again in embarrassment. The blonde didn't want to admit her desires for the man; she didn't deny them but hated that she was wrapped around his finger.

"When the time's right." Kaze said with a smile.

Evalyn looked up with a pouting expression. "What if I'm curious now?"

"Hoh? What's the rush?" He asked with a mysterious smile, "We have plenty of time together; right now, we need to get to work."

She scrunched up her face in discontent. "That's as unfair as it is arrogant."

"I'll happily please you in ways you cannot imagine." Kaze said with a charming smile, "But it's not the right time."

"Why isn't it the right time?" Evalyn asked in perplexion, "You don't have an aversion to flirting with teachers or sleeping with people's wives in their homes. Yet you won't have sex with the woman you risked your life for last night?"

"That's because I don't plan to spend millennia with those flowers." He replied with a genuine smile.

Evalyn's eyes trembled. Her body was instantly flooded with countless emotions, sending mixed signals in a complex web.

Kaze hugged her and gently rolled her off him, leaving her dazed.

"Now, let's get started." He said, "Tell your uncle to meet me at the next jet, and I'll fulfill whatever sketchy promise you made to him. We have work to do."

Evalyn gave him a wry smile, sighed, and then got off the bed. She pulled off his shirt before him, showing him her toned body in protest.

She turned a bit self-conscious when he replied with a mocking smile.

"What… What should I do… about Ivanka Rhodes?" Evalyn asked hesitantly.

"Ignore her, of course." Kaze scoff-laughed, "And wipe that self-consciousness off your face. It's a treasonable insult to your beauty and charm."

Evalyn turned away with a complex smile. After a moment, she turned back to him. "Can I use your computer?"

"Only if you stay." Kaze replied with a magnetic voice.

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