Chapter 43: Split Personality Tuantuan
The plane took off.
"I must get a kill this round; I can't just wander around without any dignity."
Maybe it was the rhythm of her live chat that made Tuantuan feel even with Jiang Siming leading, she had to show her prowess!
She didn't want everyone to see her as just someone carried by her 'boyfriend,' even though she loved hearing that phrase.
"This time, I'll be a killer, a killer with emotions! I have a strong sense of pride, just so you all know!"
Jiang Siming let her chatter away by his side like an old lady, not bothered but somewhat entertained.
Choosing a relatively remote city, they landed, only to find two other teams following them.
"Great! Little Ming, if I get a kill this round, can you praise me, please?"
"Sure, no problem," Jiang Siming readily agreed.
With Tuantuan's confidence boosted by his affirmation, she chose a house a bit far from Jiang Siming.
She was afraid he might snatch all the kills.
Jiang Siming trusted in her skills and started searching on his own.
However, not even half a minute passed before he heard her screaming in distress.
"Wow! Little Ming, come quickly, please! I'm begging you, I'm about to die, wuwuwu, they're right outside my house!"
Jiang Siming glanced over and saw that her health was already halved, indicating she'd been hit.
"I'm coming over now; you hold them off."
"I can't hold them off, wuwu, they're coming in!"
"Then tell them, 'Bro, don't kill me.'"
"Bro, don't kill me, please, I have a family... Ahh! Useless! They're rushing in!"
"Switch to English, bilingual broadcast."
"Oh... umm... brother...brother... dont...kill...me...no...no...no..."
Their back-and-forth brought explosive entertainment to the live stream, leaving the audience in stitches.
Perhaps Tuantuan's 'sonic attack' had some effect; the opponents gave up on storming the building and opted to throw grenades instead.
Jiang Siming swiftly wiped out the team as soon as he reached the scene.
Tuantuan, still trembling from the ordeal, grabbed some items and stuck closely to Jiang Siming, not wandering off anywhere.
"What about killing on your own?"
"What about being a woman with a strong sense of pride?"
"I'm a killer with emotions, and now?"
"Go kill someone, Tuantuan."
Faced with her live chat's reactions, Tuantuan didn't fall for it anymore.
"I feel like if it's a duo game, I can't ignore Little Brother Ming and rush on my own; it'll be very dangerous for him without anyone to protect him."
Tuantuan said very "loyally," not blushing at all. Seriously, she even had time to take a sip of pearl milk tea.
"Do you have any shame? Does Ming God need your protection?"
"I'd be praying for others not to bump into him. What use is there for you to protect him!"
"Tuantuan's face is getting thicker and thicker."
"You're sticking to Ming God so much, aren't you afraid that the old lady will get jealous?"
Chat: Say what you want; Tuantuan claims she can't see it, continues to drink her milk tea, being Xiao Ming ge's follower.
After drinking too much, she accidentally let out a loud burp in the live broadcast.
Jiang Siming was about to tease her, but he found that this girl had already started self-justifying.
Tuantuan: "Little sister, who told you to burp? Sister is in a live broadcast; you're making them think that I burped."
Little sister (the split personality): "I didn't (pitifully)."
Tuantuan: "Liar! Don't admit it. Do you know this is called being dishonest? Sister usually teaches you how to behave; how can you be so disobedient?"
Little sister: "Wuwu, I'm sorry, sister."
Tuantuan: "Hmm, that's more like it. Go play outside; sister has to work."
Little sister: "Bye bye, sister."
Tuantuan: "Alright, everyone, my little sister was naughty just now. Don't mind, Little Brother Ming, don't misunderstand~"
Jiang Siming was stunned, didn't expect such a play?
With Tuantuan, the split personality drama queen, Jiang Siming's journey of killing in the game became a lot more fun.
In a game where Jiang Siming easily and comfortably secured a chicken dinner with 26 kills, Tuantuan, with a score of 2000, was just a mere addition. Their combined matchmaking scores dropped significantly, making it seem like Jiang Siming was fishing in a pond—too easy.
And because Jiang Siming always got the kills, Tuantuan managed to kill a whopping 6 people, leaving these two idiots laughing uncontrollably.
After winning a chicken dinner, Tuantuan excitedly returned to the lobby, loudly and proudly declaring to everyone, "My KDA must be soaring. Now, let me show you my KDA!"
When she clicked on her own match data, Tuantuan suddenly fell silent.
Curious, Jiang Siming checked Tuantuan's data.
KDA: 0.22
This KDA was truly unique; he couldn't fathom how she managed to get it...
Embarrassed, Tuantuan, unwilling to accept it, opened Jiang Siming's match data.
KDA: 22.99
Exactly a hundred times more than Tuantuan's...
The audience teased Jiang Siming, saying he could defeat a hundred Tuantuans; the data was too tragic.
With KDA rising again, Jiang Siming didn't feel much about it.
He has become even stronger now. In the last chicken dinner, he received three white fragments: VSS, AWM, and MK14 mastery.
The essential techniques for two airdrop snipers are now in Jiang Siming's hands. At this point, he has completely mastered the sniper rifle category.
As they were planning to continue matchmaking, Jiang Siming suddenly received an invitation from [4am_govdzzz].
"Wanna team up? I'm soloing," the message from Weishen came.
Jiang Siming directly added him to the team.
"Wow, it's been a while, Weishen," Little Tuantuan greeted.
Weishen smiled and teased, "Have you become arrogant with Old Jiang? You haven't asked me to play games with you for a long time. You used to call me every day."
"Hehe, Little Brother Ming is really awesome now. I only need him to lead, that's enough for me."
"Heh, women, always fickle creatures," Weishen scoffed.
"Hey hey, Weishen, if you keep teasing me like this, I might file a complaint and report it to Sister Bee!"
"Hey hey hey, just kidding. Don't take it seriously. Let's get started, Old Jiang," Weishen casually skipped the topic.
The three officially entered the game. Weishen ignored Tuantuan and chatted with Jiang Siming.
"The PCPI national elimination matches will start next month. We need to start from the domestic competition and at least get into the top three to qualify for the UK. If you have time this month, come for more training. We need to coordinate and practice tactics."
"Yeah, if I don't have anything important, I'll come over."
Jiang Siming didn't take it too seriously because he believed that, in the face of true strength, tactics weren't reliable. The main purpose of tactical training was to increase the tolerance for mistakes in marksmanship. It compensated for deficiencies and errors in marksmanship.
In this FPS game, as long as your skill level far exceeds others, any tactics are just a matter of bullets. Even if the enemy surrounds you, they need to reveal their positions in a gunfight. As long as they dare to expose their positions, Jiang Siming is confident in taking them down!
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