No Otaku with Harem System

Chapter 366: Certified Trouble Multiplier

I have spent two years cleaning this city so that these kinds of idiots do not appear, but now it seems that the idiots multiply like flies….

As the idiots smiled and stood up, I thought of something strange.

It's true that I have a lot of plot armor, but it doesn't make sense for so many idiots to appear in such a short time...

Oh that's right...

I looked at Umaru as I increased the power of [Reader's Madness] to measure her Energy of Destiny and Karma.

Now I see the problem...

My sister has always been a magnet for trouble. Every time she left the house, a pervert would show up who wanted to harass her or some idiot woman who wanted to humiliate her.

In the end I had to kill them all...

Just as my system allowed me to survive all kinds of injuries, it seems that Umaru was fated to be a member of a chat room, so she already had plot armor that makes her prone to trouble, that way, the owner from the chat room could appear to save the princess.

That was the default setting, but my presence made things different. I have always protected the brat, so the chat room was not necessary….

It was only when Umaru felt the desire to protect me that the chat room was activated, and by a fucking coincidence, it was at the same time that my mother was summoned in the Tower of Awakening.

Shit. Our three plot armors are a ticking time bomb.

If my mother manages to get out of that fucking tower then there could be a disaster due to excessive plotting….

This is a fucking headache… The more time passes, the more trouble will appear around Umaru since her plot armor is being fed by my own plot armor.

Maybe I should put her in a cage and isolate her from the rest of the multiverse...…..

Come to think of it, maybe my father also has strong plot armor and he chose to have a family with my mother because she has a strong Destiny, and therefore her children will have great potential to be time bombs. …

Ah shit… too much trouble….

My head hurts….

I didn't realize this before as I've been too busy trying to fix my broken mind, but now that I know what's going on, I'm upset….

Shit author.

No, I'm on vacation. I won't think about the author's stupid things and focus on my normal life… I need to improve my skills based on [Reader's Madness] or it will be too hard to beat the Harem Emperor…

I massaged my forehead as the idiots closed in on us.

Umaru and Ina noticed the idiots, but they were calm since I'm here.

On the other hand, Saki noticed the idiots when they were a few steps away. The girl's face turned pale, her body began to tremble and she seemed to want to escape, but her body was unable to move.

From what I see, Saki has been abused and trained to be turned into a sex toy.

She was terrified and didn't want to be touched by those idiots, but her breathing began to come faster as her body heated up.

She wasn't aroused or wanted sex, but her body has been subjected to so many violations that she now responds unconsciously.

The human mind is fascinating because of its adaptability. In some cases, there are people who develop a masochistic side in order to have the ability to endure torture and despair.

Madness can be better than the suffering of reality….

Saki is not such a boring girl as I thought, in fact, she is interesting…

"Look who's here~" – One of the idiots approached with a disgusting smile.

Saki couldn't speak and she seemed to want to cry. It seems that she doesn't want her new friends to know the kind of life she's had since she's afraid they won't talk with her anymore.

I'm not in the mood for an overly dramatic scene, so I sighed and tried to reason with those apes. – "Please do not bother us, we just want to eat in peace"

Again and completely predictably, the idiot looked at me with contempt and mockery.

The idiot rested his hand on the table while he sneered at me. He's a head taller than me, plus he's standing while I'm sitting, so he's in a good position to act intimidating.

The idiot was about to say stupid things that I should shut up and go so he and her friends can have fun with my sister and her friends, but I'm not crazy enough to talk to inanimate objects. The shit doesn't talk.

The idiot's right hand was in front of me on the table. I moved my hand and used my index finger to press his hand right into the space between the ligaments that move the index and middle fingers.

The idiot turned pale as he felt intense pain running through his entire body. The pain was not only coming from his ligaments and muscles, I also made sure to press the nerve so that his entire body was paralyzed in pain.

I put more force into my hand causing a small cracking sound to be heard.

"I don't care who you are, who you know or your family name... Don't go near Saki again or I'll break every one of your bones" – I didn't hide the anger in my voice and frowned as I increased the strength in my finger which made the idiot want to cry in pain, but he wasn't able to move or speak as his brain was numb because I'm manipulating his nervous system. – "Now get out of here and don't bother us again"

I removed my finger from his hand and the idiot fell to his knees while holding his hand. He couldn't hold back the tears in his eyes, but he was too scared from the pain, so he didn't dare to argue with me.

The idiot's friends tried to help him up, but the idiot was too scared of me so he ran out of the restaurant while his friends accompanied him.

The waitress who was serving them tried to stop them to tell them to pay the bill, but they ignored her and ran away.

The waitress had a blank expression, then frowned and looked at me angrily.

I gestured for the waitress to come over and when she was close I spoke to her listlessly. – "I will pay for what those idiots ate"

The waitress quickly smiled adorable. – "It is a pleasure to serve such a kind customer~"

Yeah, whatever.

In any case, I do not lack money and in some places it is customary to give a prisoner a last meal before his execution...

"Monika…" – I spoke internally while the waitress went to serve another table, although before leaving she winked at me flirtatiously.

"Don't worry, dear" – Monika replied with her usual loving voice. – "I have already obtained the information about these parasites, someone will take them to the basement tonight"

It's nice to have such an efficient wife.

On the other hand.....

My head hurts.....

Today I have had to contain too much anger and I have not found the opportunity to vent.

Frustration is destroying my liver...

The food still hadn't arrived, so the girls talked again, but this time the talk wasn't about anime.

"Luis-senpai, can I ask something?" – Marin asked her with eyes full of curiosity.

I smiled slightly. – "Fine, but just tell me Luis or senpai, my name sounds strange when you mix it with Japanese honorifics"

"Are the rumors that Luis-senpai is an evil and violent gang member true?" – Marin ignored my request and asked me with bright eyes. She is like a girl who sees her favorite hero.

I raised an eyebrow in confusion. - "Well, yes…"

"Oh!" – Marin and Sylphynford seemed excited.

I looked at Umaru. – "What happens with your friends?"

Umaru smirked. – "Onii-chan is like a bacon and asparagus roll type men"

…Now I have more doubts than answers, but I no longer want to understand this stupidity…

"Actually…" – Ina adjusted her glasses. She likes to use them to hide her face a bit since she is very shy. – "The bacon and asparagus roll type man is a Japanese way of describing a man who has a strong, masculine, aggressive, dominant and seductive exterior, but internally he is a kind, warm and tender man"

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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THEY USED FOOD TO SAY YOU'RE A TSUNDERE BITCH!" – Navi fell to the ground laughing….

Even Tsubaki and Nia are laughing!

Shit.

My mouth twisted and I glared at Umaru angrily. – "Did you just call me tsundere?"

"..." – Umaru hid her face with the menu. – "Look, there is strawberry ice cream…"

Damn brat.

"Cool evil leads with warm hearts are fun" – Marin had a big smile. – "You are like a mix between a shonen protagonist of a martial arts manga, an evil protagonist in a yakuza-themed shoujo manga, and a villain in an NTR doujin where the blond boy corrupts the innocent girlfriend of a shy boy with black hair"

…..That was eerily specific.

"Wow, this is the first time I've seen a smart blonde woman!" – Navi was flying happily in front of Marin. – "She managed to describe you quite well, she just missed saying that you have a strong Oedipus complex and that you are my bitch! As a reward you should make her moan all night muahahahahaha!"

I don't even feel like getting mad at Navi.

Sylphynford nodded as she looked at me with growing interest. - "It's true! I already know what cosplays you can do!"

What? No, wait…

"I also have several ideas!" – Marin took out her cell phone and began looking for stupid things… -"Luis-senpai could dress as Sesshomar00! I have a Kagom0 outfit so we could cosplay together!"

….

"Onii-chan could also be Dab00 and we could be the waifus of class 1-A" – Umaru, for God's sake…

"Um, years ago I saw Akatsuk00 no Yon00" - Sawako joined the useless conversation... - "I think senpai looks like the bodyguard Ha00..."

"Umaru, show them Luis's photos" – Ina, please don't you… - "Luis cosplayed Sebastia00 Michaeli00 and it looks amazing! He Even he can do the evil but attractive laugh!"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVIL LAUGHTER BUT ATTRACTIVE AHAHAHAHAHAHA! You sound like a home breaker bitch!" – Navi….

Damnit, I shouldn't have given in to Nyaruko's stupid requests to cosplay, and even worse, I shouldn't have let Umaru get those pictures…

"OH! He really looks like a cool shojo manga villain!" – Marin's eyes almost turned into hearts… - "Can you pass me the photos?!"

Umaru smiled. - "Yes, there are also videos"

Were there videos? …. oh god, I want to die...

"Here is your food, dear customer" – Misaki finally brought our food.

In addition to the maid dress, she now also had a cat ear headband and a fluffy cat tail had been added to her skirt.

She looked so ridiculous that I wanted to tease her, but her damn smirk made my mouth quiver with annoyance.

The girls weren't being discreet and raised their voices a lot, so several people heard us.

Some girls seemed to be curious since they seem to know about anime, but other people looked at me with a mixture of sympathy and mockery.

On the other hand, Misaki was doing her best to contain her laughter.

I sighed and regained my composure.

I ignored the girls who kept saying stupid things and smiled at Misaki. – "Well, you can start arranging the cymbals now~"

"…" – Misaki frowned, but she sighed with resignation and placed the omelet in front of me, then she drew a heart with the ketchup sauce and began to do ridiculous actions while her face flushed red with embarrassment and disgust. – "B-Become delicious! M-Mofu mofu mofu l-love!"

"Oh God, this is cringe, even I can't laugh at this…" – Navi stared at Misaki, even though he doesn't have eyes. – "I'm kidding, it is morally necessary to laugh at otakus! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Misaki's embarrassed and furious expression calmed my frustration and the blond boy's hateful and jealous look lessened my migraine.

There is a phrase full of wisdom that I heard years ago; Happiness is in the suffering of others.

I smiled. – "Don't forget the neko-maid service"

"...…" – Misaki gritted her teeth, but forced herself to smile as she raised his hands to imitate the pose of a smiling cat. – "N-N-Nya~!"

"…" – I smiled with sincere appreciation, although my expression was more like contemptuous mockery. - "How cute"

"…." – Misaki seemed to want to die from embarrassment.

Oh yeah, I feel better. I have even forgotten about the matter of Kirino..........

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...…..

Shit, I hate having an excellent memory.

One way or the other.

I kept ordering food for Misaki to do pathetically cute actions.

The poor girl was so embarrassed that her face had turned a permanent red.

After eating, I left an excellent tip that almost made Misaki faint.

Tipping is frowned upon in Japan as it can be seen as a derogatory act. It's kind of like telling the waitress that she's too poor.

Misaki frowned when I told her she'd tip her, but she stilled when I grabbed her hand and forced her to grab the money.

She was about to refuse to accept the money, but I met her eyes and spoke with a mixture of seriousness and empathy. – "What you said a moment ago was true, before I was a beggar who slept in the street and many times I searched for food among the garbage"

Misaki was about to apologize, but I kept talking. – "My father left me so many debts that I many times wanted to die to have some peace, but I managed to get ahead, I got a good job and now I can take care of my sister"

I pressed the money into Misaki's hand and smiled slightly, but this time it was a sincere smile. – "I don't know you and I honestly don't like you, but I see that you are responsible, hardworking and I can sense that you have this job because you have some kind of financial problem…"

Misaki's gaze turned complicated. It was a mix of discomfort because I'm right, but he also showed a strange sense of understanding and empathy when I brought up the trouble my father caused me.

"…" – Misaki was uncomfortable since she needed the money, but she didn't want to get involved with me since my infamy with women was disgusting to her. In fact, she feels disgust when she feel that I hold her hand.

"I don't need your pity" – Misaki frowned and looked at me angrily, although part of that anger was against herself for feeling a slight warmth at my kindness.

I didn't show anger and continued with my friendly expression. – "I do not pity you, I only understand you"

Misaki couldn't keep feeling pure anger and now she felt complex. Her hostility towards me decreased significantly.

I sighed softly. – "Look, you are a good girl and it would be a shame if you had to leave school for something as stupid as money, so accept this so you can focus on your studies, besides, now I have a good job so this amount doesn't it matters to me"

"...I'll give it back to you when I can" – Misaki held the money, but her expression was full of bitterness.

I raised an eyebrow and smiled wryly. – "Do you get out of one debt to get into another? Are you stupid?"

Misaki wanted to hit me, but I shook my head and smiled again. – "Look, just do your best in school, go to a good university and live honestly, if you do that then you will have paid me, just don't end up like me"

"…" – Misaki seemed confused by what I said, but she began to think that there was a more complex meaning in my words.

Maybe I'm not a bad person, but my circumstances forced me to be a despicable man. Her thoughts went to a strange place.

I removed my hand from her hand. Now Misaki was holding the money without me having to force her to accept it.

I smiled as I gestured for the girls to leave the restaurant. – "I hope your situation improves and who knows, if you try hard enough you could get me expelled from school"

"I..." – Misaki widened her eyes when she heard me say that. She wanted to say something, but she didn't know what to say.

I smiled and turned to leave the place while Umaru and her friends accompany me.

Misaki kept looking at my back while holding the money firmly. It was enough money for a family to live humbly for a few months.

She didn't want to admit it, but now she had a complex mix of emotions in her chest, especially an uncomfortable feeling of warmth.

Throughout the entire scene, the other waitresses and customers were giving us strange looks. For them it was like watching a dramatic scene in a low-budget romantic movie.

The blond boy was now glaring at me with such hate that he wanted to hit me, but he's a civilized boy and he didn't want to be impulsive. How funny…

As we left the restaurant, the girls started talking about how I'm like a millionaire young master who falls in love with a lowly waitress in a shojo manga…

"Hey Listen! Everyone kneel before young master Lu San! Ahahahahahahahaha!"

… Whatever.

It was still early so the girls continued to shop around for anime nonsense.

At first, they were uncomfortable that I was willing to pay for everything, but Umaru convinced them by saying that I'm a misogynist pig, so I have the mentality that a man should pay everything on every date. Indirectly they accepted that this was a date.

Well, before I used to steal money when I went on dates with the women who gave me the slightest feeling of interest, but now I have a constant need to protect and pamper the women I care about, so Umaru is right.

The girls didn't ask why I bought a lot of clothes for Saki, they just thought that I pamper her more since she always seems depressed and I want to make her smile.

They called me a tsundere again. Damnit.

Actually, I bought clothes for Saki since she's moving into my house and I don't have time to go to her house for her things.

It was not necessary to call Saki's parents since they don't pay attention to the girl, in fact, I think her mother hates her and her father only sees her as a sexual object.

"...Bite?...Decapitate?" – Ortro moved her little dog ears.

"Later" - I smiled internally.

Thus, I took each girl to their house and returned to my house together with Ina, Arisa, Umaru and Saki.

Umaru was able to understand the situation without me having to explain it to her, so she took Saki to her room to show her some video games.

I made a nice meal while the girls played and started preparing a few things for the night.

Saki cried a lot when she felt the warmth of a home. She seemed to feel that she didn't deserve this kind of happiness, but Arisa was able to help her feel accepted in this house.

Later I'm going to reward Arisa for the good job she's done today.

When night came, I made Arisa take care of the girls and left the apartment.

I looked at my phone and saw a message from Akane.

[Dinner is ready, dear <3]

Simple, direct and written in such a way that it cannot be used as evidence in a court of law, that is how a professional assassin must act.

I went down to the basement and prepared myself for the arrival of the lovely nurse.

This will also help me to remove the traces of anger that got stuck in my throat...…..

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Author's Note:

My laptop died. I tried to check the problem, but I lost all my files and now the laptop doesn't work properly, so I'll have to write on the phone until I can save up for another computer....

Ah, life tires me....

Finally, a hug <3

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