Chapter 179 - 179. Horny Monkey
Chapter 179 – 179. Horny Monkey
"I HAVE RETURNED! FINALLY! HOME SWEET HOME! UMMAH!" Tenken, the snake in the sword had arrived in the Dama city once again.
Until now, Tenken had no idea that he was owned by one of Shiroken's clones with a disguised face. This clone worked as a vegetable seller and after 5 years his business was successful enough that he could expand to the Dama city.
Clone Shiroken chuckled and spoke in a way that would reply to Tenken while not addressing it, "Hmm, it's a good place. I wonder if Lord Dama is in the Palace."
"THAT BASTARD! THAT IMMORTAL FOOL!" Tenken cursed.
*TING*
"Ah, I had a sudden urge to slice a stone." Clone Shiroken muttered as he hit the sword on a stone nearby.
Tenken cried, "You fool, it's been 5 years with these sudden urges of yours, go to a doctor already."
"Hmm, I should go to my shop and cut some vegetables. Ah, I need to sharpen my sword as well." The clone said and headed to blacksmith street.
"NOOOO… I can't take any more sharpening, just look at me… I am completely naked now. Any more, I will break." Tenken cried, only for his words to fall on deaf ears. But his good luck was around the corner as Shiroken prepared to leave.
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Kaguya Otsutsuki was in the market of Konoha after she was sent away by Shiroken. By now, she had adapted herself to human life. She worked at Saiken's farm by helping him teleport his milk containers. She honestly found Saiken to be the most humble and kind bijuu. Chomei was the second but he had no control over his mouth and said even hurtful things.
She had money, that was obvious. She now didn't hate humans as much as she saw the new civilization Shiroken created. She admired how he de-militarised the use of Chakra and instead made it a way of life, a blessing that not all had.
She was in a clothes shop and was looking for some new undergarments, "What a beautiful creation by humans, a cloth to hold a woman's breast." she admired the beautiful lingerie.
"Hmm, 36C? I guessed it right?" All of a sudden she heard a voice beside her.
She turned and saw a white-haired man, "Whom might you be?"
"I am Jiraiya, one of the Legendary Sannin. You must be Kaguya Otsutsuki, I heard a lot about you. Have you read my book?" He asked her and suddenly showed his three Icha-Icha novels as if showing cards.
"Hmm… interesting." She took one and started reading.
After just 15 minutes, she nodded, "So this is how humans do romance?"
"Correct, so… I was wondering if you could help me with my new series, Icha-Icha Aliens. Umm, I want to showcase romance between a human and a woman from space. And who better to ask for help than you?" Jiraiya requested her, though his face looked like that of a horny monkey.
Kaguya, the poor simple ex-genocidal woman, nodded, "Sure, let's talk while eating. You will pay for food and the price for talking to me for one hour is 1 million Ryo."
Like a happy drunk man, Jiraiya nodded, "Sure… I know just the place."
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Dama City, Palace
In a room full of various sweet scents, two lovers lay in bed, coiled as naked as the day they were born. After a long 5 hours, they stopped to take some rest. Both had big smiles on their faces as they reached peak satisfaction.
"Do not die, okay." She repeated.
"You know… after this, I don't even want to go. But… if I want this to last forever, I must destroy them." He boldly replied and pulled her closer to lay on top of half of his body as she hugged him.
"Ah… I think it was enough rest, are you ready for round two?" She suddenly got on top of him and threw the blanket away.
Shiroken devoured the beautiful scene he was looking at, it was worth all the praise, "Hmm, are you sure? Because I was thinking of going to the infirmary and fixing your brother."
Mouth agape she suddenly launched a barrage of kisses on his face. Then she jumped off of him to get dressed. "LET'S HURRY UP!"
He chuckled, seeing her all excited. Only a wave of his hand was enough for his own clothes to cover him. Seeing this, Tsunade complained, "You could have done that to me."
"Then I wouldn't have been able to watch you do it." He said and walked out of the room.
She came running and grabbed his hand. "How will you heal him?"
"Simple, with the amount of power I have in my body, it is not hard for me to reconstruct a human body. The only problem is the soul part, but here, we don't have to worry about that." He explained.
"WAH! What is this… you two look different." Monari suddenly appeared like some secret detective. With her was the now 6-year-old Shirajin.
"Hmm, no, they look the same, mom. Is your vision going bad? Or maybe… old age?" Shirajin asked confusedly. He was too small to understand her.
Shiroken sighed and squashed her expectations, "Yes, your doubts are right, no, you are not getting nephews."
Her shoulders fell, she walked away like a sad puppy and pulled Shirajin's cheeks for calling her old. He just laughed and walked away with Tsunade.
They arrived inside the hospital where Nawaki was being cared for by the staff. It had been 5 years and Tsunade had tried all she could to wake him up but he just wouldn't. Shiroken by now had somewhat postulated a theory.
When Shiroken for the first time found Nawaki, his arms, legs and half of his face were really damaged. At that time, he was able to regrow all of it, but sadly, his knowledge and power were incomplete. Hence, Nawaki's body didn't accept his new part.
"You can all go outside," He told the staff.
Nawaki looked old now, he had been in a wheelchair for so long, when he died he was 13, now he was 18 years old physically, but biologically he was much older.
"Tsunade, please sit there, no matter how much his body twitches, you must not interfere." He ordered her seriously.
Then, Shiroken put one hand on the boy's head. All the problems were due to the brain. Half of it was rejecting the other half. The best thing was to recreate his whole brain as one, but he needed to retain all the data.
In these previous years, he had not only devoured Momoshiki and Akashiki, but he had also dealt with Isshiki that was being imprisoned in his own body. He had fed the parasite enough natural energy that he could not take it anymore, resulting in his explosion. Shiroken had to quickly absorb all that.
Being this powerful, Shiroken was possibly one of the strongest beings in the entire universe, after all, all these Otsutsuki were high ranked and had consumed multiple Chakra fruits.
*Sigh* ~If I can't even heal such a simple injury, what's the point of all this power?~ He thought.
Moving his focus on the brain of Nawaki, all the boy's memories flowed into Shiroken first, from his birth to the final moment. What shocked him the most was that Nawaki was semi-conscious. He was able to hear things, and all the stories that Haku, Nawaki's self-made friend had told him were retained.
After making sure he replicated a new brain right on his other hand that was identical to Nawaki's, he started to destroy the old brain. Nawaki's body twitched and shook, it was a painful process after all. Tsunade cried silently, seeing her little brother in such agony. No family members could be so stone-hearted to not feel anything.
Shiroken tried to keep it as quick and painless as possible. But it was not enough. So he only quickened his pace. As soon as the brain was gone, Shiroken made sure to keep the body alive with his Natural Energy manipulation.
Then he quickly reconstructed a new brain in Nawaki's head and uploaded all the data he had copied in the replicated brain in his hand. The whole process took just 15 minutes, but for them, it felt like hours.
"It's done," He announced, destroying the extra brain in his hand.
Tsunade came running and hugged Nawaki's body. "Nawaki… can you hear me?"
For a minute, there was no movement or voice. But then, suddenly she felt a cold soft hand caress her head. Then a known voice she longed for echoed in her ear, "You are dating a God? NICE…"
Shiroken chuckled on the side, Haku had told too many stories to this boy it seemed.
[A/N: Okay, I am just wrapping things up before Shiroken starts his main mission. This novel is nearing its end. It was a fun ride, many didn't like MC X Tsunade paring, I agree as well, Kaguya could have been a better prospect, but, since I committed to one thing, I didn't change it.
Once this fic is done, my main focus will be HP fic. After HP fic ends, my Marvel fic, called "Marvel: Mr President" will begin on AllNovelFull. At the same time, a new fic will start which will be a sequel to HP fic, as Ragnar will be the main character. This new fic will be called GOT: The Flawed Dragon.]
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