My Upgrades Are Invincible

Chapter 148

A loud clapping rang out through the cavern, and as we all looked over at the source of the noise I couldn't help breaking out into giggles. "Holy shit! I never thought I would see an eighties pimp running around!"

Fujimaru was not being a culture starved magus or literally a ghost bound to a mortal shell or in Mash's case a homunculus, began to match my giggles as she looked at the form of Lev Lainur who was previously standing ominously on the edge of the corrupted grail.

I mean seriously who else other than a pimp from the eighties and nineties would wear a fur lined green and purple edged suit. Not to mention he literally had a cane as well...

"Lev you are alright!" Olga called out excitedly and as she ran over to her father figure, I threw an arm out to bar her way.

"That man is not human... He reeks of demonic energy." I said frowning as I felt the oppressive energy coming off of the man.

'So, this is the malice of just one of the seventy-two demon gods...' I thought as the man standing on the edge grimaced at me showing his inhuman large, sharp teeth.

"Heh so modern humanity isn't so useless and can actually sense my kind..." Lev Lainur snorted as his eyes slit into pupils as he grinned at in our direction. "Either way it doesnt matter in the end... I have started the Incineration of Human History, so no matter if you solve this singularity... We will win in the end Haha!" He laughed manically.

Lev's eyes focused on Olga's form who was desperately holding onto me as what was her father figure of many years focused on her. "Heh little Olga, I can basically taste your despair... But I am not entirely cruel, I have shall allow you to join in your beloved Chaldeas for life Haha!"

My eyes shrunk as a bright red sun formed above Lev Lainur and I dug in my feet as I felt gravity's grasp over me weaken. "Chaldeas is red! That means humanity no longer exists in this timeline..." Olga muttered and in her mental turmoil I felt her grasp over my arms falter, and she started to float.

"Come and burn for eternity in Chaldea's time monitor Olga, Haha!" Lev cried out and Olga swiftly flew over towards the red sun floating above the corrupted grail.

For a split second I was torn on whether to save Olga or take off Lev's head with a single space skipping step as I knew he didnt have a chance to see that trick yet... But then again even if I take off his head, that won't actually kill Lev with him being a demon god pillar.

Wordlessly I space skipped into the air using my jet boots to control my movements in the screwed-up gravity caused by the Chaldean time monitor and wrapped an arm around Olga's chest and just to be a cheeky ass I threw the last of the Holy Hand Grenades I had Hestia and Freya bless before I went to Demon Slayer.

"Catch!" I yelled and the man reflexively caught the three silver glass orb grenades but the act of catching them broke the glass and the condensed holy energy within violently reacted not only to the air outside the treated glass but the sheer demonic energy of Lev Lainur and the nearby corrupted grail.

To say the holy energy violently reacted was an understatement as the silver glowing light changed instead of simply exploding in silver light like a flash bang turned itself into a concussion grenade and we all heard Lev snort as he was violently thrown into the purple glowing fluids of the corrupted grail.

I froze for a split instant before grabbing Olga and shaking her. "Get Romani to get us the fuck out now!" I yelled hearing Lev yelling wrathfully as the previously tame purple liquid began shuddering and was making tentacles to attack Lev who had rightfully forgot our presence with how he was swimming in the primordial slop consisting of curses made up of 'All the worlds' evils.'

"But but I don't know...' Olga muttered obviously mentally shattered by the fact that the man who raised her was literally a demon as I said.

I had absolutely zero fucking interest getting between the Zoroastrian god of the world's evils Angra Mainyu and one of the demon god Pillars as they decided who was the real big bad as the cavern started shaking.

Angra Mainyu was obviously draining Lev Lainur of his energy as the purple energy became brighter and brighter but soon enough massive golden metal tentacles smashed through the floor and into the pit surrounding the grail.

I considered spanking Olga to get her fucking head in the game, but I was beaten to that when Artoria walked over to the panicking woman and a loud crack rang out as Artoria's palm slapped Olga's face. "Call for assistance now." She said very clearly as Olga held her stinging cheek.

Thankfully Artoria only hit her with her bare palm and her hand was obviously limp as Olga didnt lose any teeth or if Artoria was truly pissed at her... Her neck may have snapped.

Olga quickly started tapping at the wrist band she was wearing, and a hologram of Romani appeared in front of us. I gave him a quick glance and he no longer looked like a man who propositioned a prostitute only to find out the person was the wrong gender.

Seeing Romani wasn't going to vomit on the control panel that will be shuttling us through space and time I went back to watching the battle as Lev looked ready to assume as his demon god form as a misshapen blob of flesh appeared in the glowing slop and hundreds of ridiculously long arms with hands on the ends shot out at him.

"Die! You forgotten God!" Lev screamed and the large metal tentacles he summoned, grew diamond shaped eyes on the sides of the large metal tentacles to lay out a deluge of red and purple lasers that tore apart the weird fleshy abomination.

"Target coordinates are locked! Jake hold onto Olga tightly as your data wasn't fully adjusted when you were sent there on the emergency ray shift." For a moment I was worried about Olga dissipating into air as she supposedly had zero ray shift compatibility and had died during the bombings that began the Incineration of Humanity.

But I knew through my Resurrection Stone that the woman pressing her breasts into my chest as she sniffled at the betrayal she felt and the general stress she was under, was still fully alive in every sense of the word.

Before I could ruminate on her situation further, I felt something similar to what is described as going through both Apparition and a Portkey at the same time as it felt like I was being compressed and stretch an infinite distance as a blue glowing ring seemed spun in front of me and took over my vision even as Olga should have been in my view with how her head was tucked under my chin.

"Run back to Chaldea! It doesn't matter with how Humanity is already dead!" Lev snarled and I could tell he was about to menacingly laugh at us, but he was swatted by Angra Mainyu who yanked the man down to drown him within his infinite curses.

Thankfully I felt Nero and Artoria's hands grasping my shoulder as we were ripped through space and time as I could feel Artoria's firm grasp on my shoulder whereas Nero had wrapped an arm through mine, and I could feel her pressing her own prodigious chest into my arm.

But my only thoughts were on how fucking uncomfortable these asshats method of teleporting were in comparison to my own... Hell mine actually goes to different universes whereas theirs's only skip between different timelines within the same universe.

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