My Pick Up Artist System

Chapter 46 - Cultivation world of skanks

"He stuck the landing!" Ben watched as Antonio eased into the set. The women were now joking and chatting with him! Or rather, slurring!

The legendary s.l.u.ts drank numerous alchemy potions! They broke through to the next realm! These were now Mythical drunk s.l.u.ts!

A few minutes later, Ben was isekai-summoned into this cultivation world of skanks..."Cuz, over here!" Antonio waved him over.

"Oh, who’s this?" a s.e.xy blonde with shoulder-length hair asked when Ben arrived.

"This is my cousin, the coolest guy," Antonio answered. Then he proceeded to talk Ben up a bit. This was their standard procedure. When the wingman entered, the opening guy complimented him to build his status.

Ben found it a little hard to focus because he was looking at something unusual on the blonde’s system data.

[Target’s current attraction level: curious(+2 drunk bonus)]

There were two interesting things there. First, the +2 drunk bonus was a testimony to what Beluga and his cousin told him before about the effect of drunkenness on women. Second, if you took the +2 away, he would be a level below where he started in usual situations; disinclined instead of indifferent.

Ben guessed this was because this girl was much more attractive than him. He licked his lips as he glanced at her black leather pants and tight top that exposed her outrageous body. Besides those two issues, there was something even more incredible about her.

[Target’s current comfort level: invalid(drunk status)]

Comfort was invalid! Drunk status!

’Yes!’ Ben thought. He wouldn’t even need comfort to wax this monkey!

’Ok. I need to focus.’ Ben stepped up to have his cultivation talent tested. He jumped into conversation with these wang wizards.

***

10 minutes later, things couldn’t have been going better. Of the three women, one was staying busy chatting to some other random guy at the bar, one was making out with Antonio, and the other was leaning hard into Ben!

[Target’s current attraction level: interested(+2 drunk bonus)]

Ben gulped. ’Holy sh*t! This is moving faster than I expected. And she’s only at interested level. Daddy might soar into the heavens tonight!’

Antonio leaned over and whispered into Ben’s ear, ’Bro, I think these chicks are ready to lay down some towels. We should make moves.’

Ben knew he was right, but he couldn’t concentrate because all the blood from his brain was flowing to his nether regions.

The blonde posted her leg against Ben’s crotch. ’Oh, looks like you got something fun there...’

Ben’s body and mind burned up. ’Don’t f*ck this up!’

The blonde leaned into his ear and whispered, "Hey...you want to come to the bathroom with me?"

On instinct, he almost shouted out, "F*CK YEEAAAH!"

Somehow though, he kept his cool and only nodded. As Ben thought about going in for a kiss, the blonde leaned back and gave him a suggestive smile.

She kept her hands on his chest as she swayed her insane body side to side like a serpent, holding eye contact with him as she moved down, lower and lower. When she reached so low that she was squatting, she stayed there, bouncing up and down on her high heels while biting her lip, no longer staring at Ben’s eyes, but lower...at his little brother. Her hands had moved down too, now touching him there.

’Holy moly! She’s trying to tag in the entire family!’ Ben didn’t know how much more he could take!

Then, she stayed down there, swaying her head and licking her lips as she stared into Ben’s eyes.

Ben tried his best to keep cool and not look too eager or do anything stupid. In his head though, he was freaking out! All kinds of thoughts ran through his fevered brain! ’Should I whip it out?!?’

In his mind, a guardian angel with his face and wearing white robes came out on his shoulder and advised him. ’No idiot! This is the middle of a bar! Do you want to get arrested?!?’

Then a devil with his face came out on the opposite shoulder and gave him a second opinion. ’Do it p*ssy! Hurry, it’s not going to whip itself out!’

The angel made a new argument. ’Don’t listen to that fool! He’s the one who told you to listen to Nickelback back then! You remember that?!?’

’The devil gave his counter-argument. ’F*ck you! You silk-wearing doublekawaii motherf*cker!’

’No, f*ck you!’ The angel swore back.

The devil spread an evil grin. ’Hey...guess what I did last night,’ he said to the angel.

The angel shook his head. ’No, no, no! Don’t you bring my mother into this, you bastard!’

The devil explained, ’...I watched Shameless on Netflix.’

The angel relaxed. ’Oh, that’s a good show actually.’

’I f*cked your mother in between episodes. Netflix and chill...’

’NOOOO!!!!’ the angel screamed.

Then the two somehow summoned a fighting ring in Ben’s mind and started a wrestling match...

Two more devils came out and it became a 3 on 1 beatdown on the angel!

Ben shook his head, freeing himself of the absurd image and trying to refocus on his present dilemma. Unfortunately, his opportunity for public exposure already passed him by like a shooting star. The blonde beauty was now back up on her feet.

She turned around with her back facing Ben. Then she pressed her tight leather pants on him...hard. She ground her thick butt against him...As she rubbed up and down and side to side on his little brother, Ben felt friction that could start a forest fire. She almost forced him to tap out before their battle even started!

She looked over her shoulder, giving Ben sensual eye contact and a wild smirk. As she was about to grab Ben’s hand and pull him to the bathroom, a powerful voice caught her attention, forcing her to look up.

"Hey, babe. Ditch this loser and I’ll show you how a real man will treat you..." A huge hulk of a man towered over them with a c.o.c.ky smirk plastered on his face.

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