My Identity Is Becoming More and More Astonishing

(The birthing bed must be cleaned and kept dry. Prepare a nest made of wooden slats or straw in advance...)

Chen Yu: "...?"

(At day 114 of pregnancy, start to observe carefully. Especially in the evenings and mornings, which are peak times for labor...)

Chen Yu: "?"

(Once you notice the sow beginning to give birth, lead her to the birthing area, secure the birthing bed, restrain the sow...)

Chen Yu: "??"

(With each piglet's birth, check for difficulties. If any, please follow these steps. One...)

Chen Yu: "????"

"Fuck your mother!"

With eyeballs nearly bursting and hair standing on end in fury!

With a long howl, the phone screen instantly shattered...

...

Half an hour later.

The "midwifery" squad was all in place, and the SUV convoy set off toward Hecheng.

Chen Yu sat in the back seat by the window, staring at the rapidly receding scenery outside, lost in thought.

In recent times.

He'd been increasingly unable to suppress his own irritability.

Always wanting to vent, to rage, to go mad.

He didn't know what was happening to his body.

But he knew that in this "perilous" world of the Transcendents, calm was always the advantage one should maintain.

"...huff."

Closing his eyes, Chen Yu took a few deep breaths.

Then he forced himself to smile and looked at the doctors inside the SUV: "Everyone, let's chat."

The female doctors inside the vehicle exchanged glances, none daring to speak.

From the moment they entered the car, they had seen Chen Yu putting on a "forced face," as if he was about to kill someone.

Now, he even showed off a "creepy" smile...

And he wanted to chat with them?

'He's really starting to eat people, isn't he.'

One of the youngest female nurses turned pale, her right hand slowly gripping the door handle...

"Don't be nervous, everyone." Chen Yu kept smiling: "We're all doctors, and since we've met, we should talk about medical skills and enhance our strengths. Right?"

The doctors: "..."

"I'll pick someone." Chen Yu looked at the female doctor sitting next to him who was trying to distance herself from him, and asked, "Let me test you; what procedures should you follow when assisting a pregnant woman in labor?"

"I... I... I wait for the pregnant woman to enter... the... dilation phase... and then..."

"Enough." Chen Yu interrupted: "By the time you're done, both mother and child would be dead."

Female doctor: "..."

"Everyone is still too tense. Let's do this."

Chen Yu attempted to lighten the atmosphere: "As a Divine Doctor, I still have some skills. If you have any questions, anything you don't know or don't understand, about midwifery or even various other aspects, you can ask me. Seize this chance."

"..."

The doctors still did not speak out immediately.

But an older doctor, who had been resting with his eyes closed, opened his eyes after contemplation and said seriously, "Professor Chen, this pregnant woman we're going to deliver is having multiples, so there's a high risk involved. That's why they've gathered so many of us. So I'd like to ask you some questions based on this pregnant woman's situation, to try to avoid accidents during delivery."

"That would be best!"

Chen Yu gestured grandly, sitting confidently: "Ask away!"

"The Transcendent in Hecheng is having multiples, insists on a natural birth, and stressed that she should not experience too much pain," the wrinkled-faced female doctor said gravely. "So if the baby gets stuck in the birth canal, how should we minimize harm to the pregnant woman?"

"That's easy," Chen Yu blurted out. "Pour some enema solution down there."

The female doctor was struck as if by lightning.

All the doctors in the car were also astounded.

Even the driver almost ripped the steering wheel off...

"Any other questions?" Chen Yu asked.

"..."

The elderly female doctor still couldn't recover her senses.

Her mind was racing frantically!

'Divine Doctor...'

'Worthy of a Divine Doctor indeed!'

'Such an approach to problem-solving... is beyond comprehension!'

'Right.'

'The Transcendent is a superhuman, with an immune system far exceeding that of ordinary people.'

'If we don't have to worry about the balance of microbial flora in the birth canal and infection issues, then lubrication is indeed the best choice...'

"Let's move on to the next." Seeing no response, Chen Yu turned to the other doctors: "What's your question? Or is there something you don't understand?"

"I have one!" Another female doctor in the passenger seat raised her hand: "Can I jump in with a question?"

"Go ahead. Ask."

"What if the Transcendent lady screams because it's too painful? How do we handle that?"

"Wear noise-cancelling headphones," Chen Yu replied. "We won't be able to hear her then."

Female doctor: "..."

After a moment of silence, she realized with a touch of excitement, "That's a good idea, indeed!"

"...It really is a good idea."

The first doctor who asked Chen Yu a question finally came to her senses, nodding gravely, "A natural birth is bound to be painful. There's a massive gap between our status and that of the Transcendent. Wearing noise-cancelling headphones will at least ensure we can eliminate distractions, stabilize our mentality, and carry on with the delivery normally. It prevents further mistakes."

Upon hearing this, the rest of the doctors were amazed.

And then, immediately, another doctor opened up the conversation, raising a hand: "The next one's mine! Professor Chen! I have a question too."

"Go ahead."

"What if the child doesn't nurse after birth?"n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om

"Get a Black wet nurse, switch it up with a bit of chocolate flavor."

"What if the baby doesn't cry after being born?"

"Gift them a set of 'Three Years of Mock Tests for Five Years of College Entrance Exams'."

"What if we keep comforting the mother, but she remains anxious and tense?"

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