Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 80: The Feeling That Only One Person Can’t Think of the Answer When Playing a Guessing Game...

In the early morning, the Earth terminal (Space Terminal Station) welcomed two special guests today.

"Earth is still too dangerous..." Umibouzu muttered.

"I think it's quite good..." Kouka took a fuff on her smoking pipe, looked at the brightly lit Edo, and continued, "Also, can you stop following me? After all, we're already divorced."

"Who said divorce! It's just a temporary separation! I never signed the divorce agreement! I won't admit it!" Umibouzu quickly denied, "Also, I didn't follow you, I came after a parasitic space monster!"

"Is that so? I thought you came for your precious daughter, but it turns out that it was only for a space monster..." Kouka did not care. Instead, she continued to walk forward. However, the corners of her mouth curled up slightly.

Umibouzu thought for a full 0.001 seconds before chasing after her, "Hey, have you replenished enough Altana on your body?! If anything happens to you, that stinky brat will definitely hunt me down throughout the whole universe! Of course, there is another stinky brat that I have not seen in twenty years..."

"Why do you want to watch such a boring exhibition! Isn't it better to watch Panda on TV? Why do you have to watch Panda on such an important day!" Seita's entire face was filled with displeasure.

"Little brat, no one asked you to come and see. If you want to complain, send your face to the other side. Otherwise, I can't guarantee what I will do to you." Kawaki's eyes were still fixed on the panda playing in the glass window.

"Sister Tsukuyo~" Seita acted coquettishly at Tsukuyo on the other side, "I don't want to watch pandas~ I want to watch [Alien VS Yakuza]~ I've been waiting for this movie for a long time~"

However, just as he finished speaking, Seita noticed that Tsukuyo did not hear what he said at all. Her beautiful eyes were staring at the panda inside the glass window.

"Sister Tsukuyo!" Seeing this, Seita shouted loudly.

"Ah?" At this time, Tsukuyo finally reacted, "If you don't pay attention... Sure enough, pandas are too dangerous..."

"Dangerous my ass! You're also addicted to it!" Seita retorted. However, the next moment, Seita noticed that Tsukuyo's eyes were once again looking at the panda inside the glass window, "Forget it, I really don't want to retorted it anymore. But in the afternoon, you must accompany me to watch [Alien VS Yakuza]! Definitely!"

Just as Kawaki and Tsukuyo's attention was completely focused on the giant panda in front of them, they were suddenly interrupted by a group of Shinsengumi's police officers.

"Shinsengumi is investigating a case! Unrelated people, leave quickly!" A member of Shinsengumi shouted.

Most of the audience began to consciously leave the field, and in the end, only Kawaki, Tsukuyo, and Seita were left.

"Hey, leave immediately." A member of Shinsengumi patted Kawaki on the shoulder and said impatiently.

"If you pat me again, I will throw you into the sea to feed the sharks." Kawaki said without turning back, "Also if you dare to disturb me from looking at the panda again, I will tear down your Shinsengumi. You won't be able to see a gorilla!"

"Do you know what you are talking about? The crime of threatening Shinsengumi is enough to arrest you! Not to mention insulting our chief!"

"Hey? When did I say your chief?" Kawaki turned his head and asked curiously, "I was talking about a gorilla. Why do you say that I insulted your chief? It's so strange. Do you think your chief is like a gorilla? In that case, you are the one who insulted your chief, right? I remember that you, Shinsengumi, have some kind of law or something? I don't know if there is an insult to the chief~"

This Shinsengumi member had seen Kawaki once or twice, so he recognized him instantly. He realized that the other party was not easy to provoke, so he quickly apologized to Kawaki and explained.

"I can't see the panda anymore."

"They really know how to cause trouble." Kawaki walked on the road with a helpless face.

"Then accompany me to watch a movie! It's really super super super super super, super, super good !" Seita said excitedly.

"I'm annoyed when I hear the word "Space Monster". When I see it, I must destroy it!" Kawaki said hatefully. At the same time, he looked at Seita, "Also, why don't you go to the dojo during this rest day?"

"Brother Shinpachi said that we need to combine work and rest. He gave me a day off today." Seita replied.

"You only go there for two days a week, and he even gives you a holiday..." Kawaki pouted his lips in disdain.

"Hey, what are they doing there? Why is there police?" Seita pointed at the entrance of the bank not far away.

"Didn't you say that you were looking for some space monster? It might be there." Kawaki said indifferently.

However, in the next moment, Kawaki glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw a scene that made him unable to suppress his anger in an instant

Umibouzu dragged Kagura out of the bank door.

"Be good and come with me. I'll treat you to a chestnut parfait, okay?" As he spoke, Umibouzu lowered his head and whispered into Kagura's ear, "Mom is here too. When you see her, you must say a few good words for Pappy! Whether the two of them can get back together or not will depend on you!"

"Let go of me first! I'll go by myself-aru!" Kagura shouted while pulling her arm, "I don't want Mommy to get back together with an uncle like you!

"What's wrong? Is it embarrassing to go with Pappy? Where is it embarrassing? Tell me the details!" Umibouzu chattered on, "Also, what is the meaning of [Don't want Mommy to get back together with an uncle like you]! Is there anything wrong with an uncle like me? Tell me, Pappy will definitely correct it!"

Kagura glanced at Umibouzu's head, "You can't change-aru..."

"Kagura-chan, there is nothing that can not be changed." As he spoke, Umibouzu was about to drag Kagura away.

This scene, in Kawaki's eyes, became a loli-con Uncle forcibly dragging a weak and immature young girl, while the police were watching coldly from the sidelines

"What are you doing, you bastard?!!!!" Kawaki shouted and rushed out, kicking Umibouzu in the face.

"Kagura-chan, are you alright? That abnormal loli-con didn't do anything to you, right?" Kawaki ignored Umibouzu, who had been kicked away by him, and asked Kagura anxiously.

Then, before Kagura could explain, Kawaki walked directly to a Shinsengumi, who was watching the show and picked up Toshiro's collar, "What are you doing here? Didn't you see that a pervert loli-con is bullying a girl in broad daylight?"

"Boss, it's all Hijikata's orders. If you want to kill him, kill him to vent your anger," Sogo said from the side.

"What are you talking about? Don't add oil to the fire, okay?" Toshiro shouted at Sogo who was at the side. At the same time, he looked at the angry Kawaki in front of him, "Calm down, it's not what you think..."

Before Toshiro could finish speaking, he suddenly stopped and stared at Kawaki's back.

"What do you mean? What do you mean it's not what I think it is? Why don't you continue to explain? Ah?" Kawaki retorted.

"Mom... Mommy..." Kagura's voice sounded.

"I'm not your mommy, although your mommy would do the same when she sees such a scene, I am just a brave and heroic young man," Kawaki said without looking back.

"It's really been a long time, little Kawaki~."

Hearing this voice, Kawaki was stunned. He didn't know whether it was because of fear or shame, but he didn't dare to turn his head to look.

"But, you have really grown up," As she spoke, Kouka placed her chin on Kawaki's shoulder. Of course, the current Kawaki was a little taller than Kouka, so Kouka pushed her chin a little before placing her chin on Kawaki's shoulder.

"Who are you?" Tsukuyo took out a kunai and asked.

"Sis... Sister Kouka..." Kawaki murmured, but he did not dare to turn his head.

"Why are you trembling?" Kouka asked. At the same time, she hugged Kawaki from behind just like the first time they met.

"I... I'm sorry..."

"You really have changed a lot, but I still think you're cuter when you were a kid."

At this moment, a voice broke the atmosphere.

"WAIT!" Gintoki said. At the same time, he walked to the side of Kawaki and Kouka, "Kagura calls you Mommy? Kawaki calls you sister? Wait, let me will smooth them out..."

"Take your time," Kawaki said as he pulled Kagura's hand and used his other hand to block the sun for Kouka, "Then we will go first."

"Go my ass!" Gintoki said as he kicked Kawaki, "So you are that stupid uncle?"

"Eh? You don't know?" Kawaki was a little curious, "I thought you already knew."

"Know my ass! What do you mean by [I thought you already knew]! Who would know if you didn't tell?"

"Eh? That's strange. I thought everyone around knew about it."

"Strange my ass! No one knows at all!" Gintoki asked, looking at Shinpachi, "Do you know?"

However, something that shocked Gintoki happened. Shinpachi nodded slowly in silence.

"How did you know?"

"I can only blame you for being too stupid, Gin-san. That's why you didn't notice." Shinpachi muttered softly.

"What about you?" Gintoki looked at Tsukuyo.

"I guessed it too," Tsukuyo replied.

"Me too," Seita raised his hand.

"In fact, I also guessed that the strange little girl had something to do with that guy," Toshiro raised his hand and said.

"And me," Sogo also raised his hand.

"Hahahaha, and me too!" Katsura's voice rang out, but it was on the roof of the bank, "Gintoki, you are too slow!"

"Katsura!" Toshiro shouted and led a group of Shinsengumi's team members to chase after him.

Gintoki's face was completely black, "So, I'm the only one... I'm the only one who doesn't know? Is it only Gin-san who is kept in the dark? Is it only Gin-san who is foolishly taking care of your niece for you?!"

"Don't say that, Gin-san. Kawaki-san has usually helped us a lot," Shinpachi said.

"Shut up, you four-eyed!"

"Hey, did you forget one person-aru? Like a super cute girl or something?" Kagura narrowed her eyes and said with a smile.

"Speaking of which, Kagura-chan doesn't know either, right?" Shinpachi said.

"I... I had already guessed that it was-aru!" Kagura said, trying to be brave. At the same time, he thought to herself, 'If I say that I don't know about this situation, I will be on the same level as that silver-haired naturally wavy hair! She'll be a fool and be ridiculed by everyone!!'

Hearing this, Gintoki's face turned even darker...

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