Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 490: No Conflict in the World Cannot Be Resolved by Sitting Down and Having a Good Talk.

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 490 No Conflict in the World Cannot Be Resolved by Sitting Down and Having a Good Talk.

"Hmph..." Antenmaru snorted and laughed, "Descendant of Mikado, it is already too late! The guy I have possessed can't hear any sound anymore! I..."

"Wait a moment!" Kawaki raised his hand to stop him. Then, he complained, "Isn't your voice too loud? What's going on? Don't you know how big you are? Can you care about the feelings of others? Do you think you are a stereo? Keep your voice down!"

"Ah, I'm sorry. I'll change it now." Antenmaru hurriedly scratched his head and replied. Then, he cleared his throat and said in a very weak voice, "I laugh that a weakling consumed by darkness would ever think to control my power. However, his negative feelings served useful. I'll gladly be taking them. And thus, Ketsuno and Shirino, the two despicable Mikado bloodlines..."

"That, the voice is a little too soft," Seimei reminded, "I can't hear what you're talking about at all. Can it be a little louder?"

"Yes, big guy," Kagura came to sit on Antenmaru's shoulder at some point and patted Antenmaru's head, "Your voice is too soft-aru. Are you a shy primary school student? Even I can't hear you clearly."

"Ah, I'm sorry, let me make it a few decibels louder." Antenmaru quickly continued, "Then, can you please stop patting my ears? My ears are very sensitive."

"What's going on?" Shinpachi adjusted his glasses and silently complained, "Is Kawaki-san that scary? Is that Antenmaru really that afraid of Kawaki-san?"

"As far as I know, there is only one person in this world who can easily defeat Antenmaru..." As she spoke, Gedoumaru glanced at Kawaki who was at the side, "But now it seems that it should be two."

"Really~" Kawaki sighed helplessly. Then, he turned around and said to the group of Shirino behind him, "Hey, the few of you, come with me and solve these two problematic ass. It has always been so annoying. I can't think properly."

(The Japanese pronunciations of Ketsu and Shiri both mean ass; arse; buttocks.)

After saying that, Kawaki turned around and slowly walked toward Antenmaru. At the same time, the crowd of Shirino Onmyoji whispered to each other and carefully followed. Shinpachi, Gedoumaru, and Kuzunoha hurriedly followed. As for Gintoki, who was still lying on the ground, he was temporarily forgotten by everyone.

"Hey, that... that big guy called whatmaru," Kawaki stopped in front of Antenmaru and raised his head to point at it, "That, you squat down first. You're too high. I feel very uncomfortable raising my neck. And, put down that siscon first. It's useless, and it's quite hard to hold. "

"But..." Antenmaru scratched its head.

"Hurry up!" Kawaki dug his ears with his little finger and said impatiently, "Hurry up and finish your business. I still have to think about my own things. I'm bored to death by being here all the time."

"He can't run away anyway, so let's put it down first..." As he spoke, Antenmaru gently placed Seimei on the floor.

"Also, ex-husband, don't sleep anymore. This time, I will definitely tell you the way to pursue that woman. If you continue to sleep, you will never be able to pursue that woman in your life."

"Really?!" Douman's surprised voice suddenly sounded.

'What's going on?! This guy! He is still awake!' Feeling that his body was a little out of control, Antenmaru thought of this.

"Uh, although there is a method, whether or not you can succeed depends on yourself." Kawaki nodded and said, "In short, let's talk about the method at the end. We should solve your problem first. That... big guy, come out of that ex-husband's body first. If you do this, I can't tell who is who is who. In fact, the contradictions in the world can be solved as long as you sit down and have a talk. Alright, hurry up."

"Um... I can't seem to get out," Antenmaru said weakly, "This man borrowed my power and locked me in this body. Unless he removes the spell himself, I can't get out. And now his consciousness has been restored..."

"That ex-husband-san, do you hear me?" Kawaki said to Antenmaru, "Hurry up and remove your spell, and release this big guy."

"No!" Douman's voice came out of Antenmaru's mouth, "I can still forcibly seal Antenmaru's movements! If I let him out, no one will be able to seal him!"

"Do you still want to know how to improve your relationship with that woman?"

"Release!"

Douman shouted, and then his body began to shrink at a speed visible to the naked eye. At the same time, black smoke was constantly forced out of his body.

In just a few seconds, Douman, who had returned to his normal body, was now in front of everyone.

"Douman-sama! Are you alright?" The group of Shirino Onmyoji quickly surrounded Douman.

"Hahaha! I'm finally free!" Antenmaru in the form of black smoke raised its head and roared.

"I told you don't be noisy!" Kawaki cursed loudly, "Be quiet! Do you really want me to turn you into a barbecue?!"

"Ah, I'm sorry." Antenmaru hurriedly bowed its head and apologized. Then, it scratched the back of its head and smiled embarrassedly, "It's because I finally regained my freedom that I was too excited..."

"Hey! Does the method you said really exist?!"

The curse mark on his face had disappeared, but Douman, whose clothes had also disappeared, pulled away from the crowd of Shirino and walked excitedly toward Kawaki.

"Well, in short, let's talk about that later. Now you put on your clothes first. Let's settle your grudges first." Kawaki sighed and said.

...

Therefore, after a short two minutes of rest, everyone was divided into three groups and sat down. Namely, Seimei, Kuzunoha, and Shinpachi in a group; then the Shirino clan, led by Douman who had dressed up; and finally Antenmaru who was alone.

The three sides formed a triangle. In the middle of the triangle was Kawaki, who had changed into a black professional suit at some point in time, and Kagura, who was also wearing a red professional suit and glasses with a stack of documents in her arms. The last one was Gedoumaru, who was standing next to the two of them.

Next to the three of them was a small blackboard. On the small blackboard, there were a few names written with chalk. They were: [Mikado], [Elder Brother], [Younger Brother], [Princess], [Elder Brother's son], [Antenmaru], [Ketsuno], [Shirino].

"Cough cough! Everyone, focus. Look over here." Kawaki knocked on the blackboard, "Student Antenmaru over there, the first half of the class has nothing to do with you. Just study by yourself. I will remind you in the second half of the class."

"Well, little uncle, this is not Year 3 Class Z, Kawaki-sensei. This is an official chapter-aru." Kagura reminded.

"I know, but this is the only way to make them understand." As he spoke, Kawaki knocked on the blackboard again and looked at Seimei and Douman, "In short, let's first think about what happened a thousand years ago. Only by figuring it out can we find the conflict between your two families."

As he spoke, a look of disdain appeared on Kawaki's face. He turned his face away and spat in a low voice, "Really, such a stupid thing can allow the conflict to continue for a thousand years. It's really idiotic to the point of being hopeless."

"Hey, what did you just say? Are you insulting our ancestors?!" Douman said unhappily.

"No, I didn't say that." Kawaki shrugged, "I am just insulting the descendants of your two ancestors. A bunch of idiots who can even throw away the most basic ability to think independently."

"You bastard!"

"Sit down, idiot." Kawaki glanced coldly at Douman, then patted the blackboard again. He pointed to the word [Elder Brother] on the blackboard and asked everyone, "Starting from the story where the brother eloped with the Princess, do you think the elder brother did something wrong? Or does the elder brother here owe the younger brother?"

"Of course! He clearly took away the younger brother's woman!" A Shirino shouted.

"You're wrong!" Kawaki scolded angrily, "The story never said that this younger brother has ever said something like he likes the Princess. If he doesn't tell others, who knows? Are you all idiots? Are your heads filled with mush?"

"You're right. Both the elder brother and the Princess did not know that the younger brother liked the Princess, so there is no mistake here." A Shirino nodded and said.

"Moreover, the elder brother is in love with the Princess. In this case, it is reasonable for the two to elope." Another Shirino nodded and analyzed.

"But why did I only feel that the younger brother was wronged when you heard this before?" A Shirino said to himself in confusion.

"Because you are all one-track-minded idiots, idiots," Kawaki said with a look of disdain. Then he patted the words [Younger Brother] on the blackboard again, "Then the younger brother accepted the Emperor's order to kill. This is regarded as his loyalty, so it doesn't matter whether it's right or wrong."

"Later, because he became jealous after seeing the secluded happy life that his elder brother and the Princess lived, he killed them all, leaving only his nephew who was still waiting for food. Question, who is at fault here?"

The crowd of Shirino silently turned their faces away.

"Answer me!"

"It's the fault of jealousy." Seimei shook his head and slowly said.

"Well, forget it. This answer is also correct." Kawaki gently glanced at Seimei and then said again, "After the younger brother returned to the capital, although he became a high-ranking official, he was swallowed by darkness until he transformed into Antenmaru. At this time, the Elder Brother's son appeared and defeated Antenmaru. Is there anyone at fault here? Answer me! Is the Elder Brother's son at fault?! Is he at fault for being emotional and rational?!"

"Although that's right... but..." A Shirino wanted to say something but stopped.

"But your head!" Kawaki cursed angrily, "The Elder Brother's son is not wrong in both emotion and reason. He avenges his parents with emotion, protects the country, and repels the devil with reason. Why did you put all the blame on the Elder Brother's son? Why can you still hold grudges to this day? Is it because you're stupid?"

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