Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 449: Women Will Never Know the Topics That Men Talk About When They Get Together.

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 449 Women Will Never Know the Topics That Men Talk About When They Get Together.

"You finally woke up, Kawa." After saying this, Houichi turned around and left, "Let's go. Another interesting guy has come. Come with me and have a look."

"Hey, wait a minute, why are you being familiar?" Kawaki complained speechlessly as he walked out from under the floor, "I never said I wanted to be your companion! Even if this work becomes [Maybe a Fake Cat Spirit], I won't become your partner!"

"Don't be so long-winded. Hurry up and follow me." Houichi replied impatiently without turning his head.

Kawaki turned his face away and spat in disdain. Although he was a little reluctant, he still followed him, "Actually, I am the protagonist. Although I have become like this, it can't be changed. I know exactly what you want to do. You want the supporting role, right? Become an important supporting role, right? If you are, then show me some respect. Maybe I can give you the identity of the second male lead. Although there is no payroll..."

As he spoke, Kawaki suddenly noticed something. He stopped and looked at the group of stray cats that were secretly looking at him and Houichi. At the same time, Kawaki also noticed that those stray cats were looking at Houichi with fear and hatred.

"Why are those stray cats so afraid of you?" Kawaki started again and asked casually.

"Haven't you heard of me? Kabukicho's stray cat king. That is me." Houichi said as he walked.

"Is the world of cats also divided into upper and lower levels?!" Kawaki said in surprise, "I thought it was only divided into male and female! It's amazing! So, is there hanamachi in the world of cats? Is there a pub? Is there an arcade center?!"

"There is no such thing!" Houichi couldn't help but complain, "What's wrong with your head? Why do you care about that kind of thing?!"

"After all, I may have to live with this body from now on, so it's better to ask this kind of thing in advance." Kawaki replied, "Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't have it! If you don't have it, just create it! Everything in the world has gone through the process of being created from scratch! Don't give up! Houichi! Your ears will grow back from scratch! "

"Why did the topic change to my ears?!" Houichi retorted, "And you said it would grow back? That's impossible!"

"Don't worry, your balls will grow back again! Give yourself some confidence! Houichi!"

"My balls are still hanging under my crotch!"

"I told you, it will definitely grow back. I didn't expect it to be so fast." Kawaki said with a chuckle.

"I have never lost it!" Houichi shouted angrily.

"Then, your stick will grow back too. Don't worry."

"I haven't lost that either!"

Hearing this, Kawaki suddenly thought of something and showed a face of sympathy, "I know, since you haven't lost either the balls or the stick, then you must have lost that one! But, don't give up! It can definitely "stand" up again!"

"Do you only think about that?!" Houichi shouted angrily, "I haven't lost anything at all! Whether it is the balls, the stick, or that ability, they have not been lost!"

"Then... could it be an early..."

Before Kawaki could finish speaking, he was kicked away by the furious Houichi.

"Shut uuuuupppp!!!!!!!!!!"

...

At the same time, in Otose's small store, Shinpachi and Kagura were sitting at the bar counter regretting the failed commission in the morning.

"By the way, where exactly did Gin-san go?" Shinpachi said with some distress.

"He's probably off balling or ballsing-aru." Kagura replied casually.

"Are you guys still chasing after that cat?" Otose asked Shinpachi after puffing out a cloud of smoke.

"You can't even catch a cat. You're really a good-for-nothing who can't even be compared to plastic bottles." Catherine, standing at the bar counter and holding a bottle of Oolong Tea that she had not finished yet, opened her hands and laughed mockingly.

"What did you say?!"

Hearing this, Kagura's veins popped out in an instant. After cursing, she stepped on the bar counter and grabbed the plastic bottle in Catherine's hand, at the same time, she grabbed Catherine's head with one hand and used the other hand to continuously knock on Catherine's head with the plastic bottle.

"Want me to tell you how useful plastic bottles can be, you damn cat burglar?!" Kagura scolded while knocking.

"Wrong usage!" Catherine, who couldn't stop her nosebleed from Kagura's knocking, quickly shouted.

"Speaking of which, there are too many stray cats in the neighborhood." Ignoring the noise between the two, Shinpachi said with some emotion, "The number has increased recently. I heard that some pets have been injured, parrots have been eaten, fish have been stolen, and the most outrageous thing is that someone was robbed by a cat yesterday. So neighborhood association people are taking steps to prevent any more strays"

"Neutering?" Otose asked tentatively.

"Yes," Shinpachi nodded and replied, "They wanted to catch Kabukicho's stray cat for surgery, but they were helpless against Houichi."

"Yes," Otose puffed out a second-hand cigarette and continued with some disdain, "Cats become stray cats because their owners give them up casually. It would be better to take away human balls, and maybe the world will become a better place."

"Can you wait until I use it at least once before doing this human neutering plan?" Shinpachi couldn't help but complain. Then, his face revealed a hint of worry. He continued, "Besides, we can't really just leave it alone. Houichi, the stray cat king who dominates the Kabukicho's stray cat, is rumored to be both ferocious and cunning. He has bitten large dogs and seriously injured children."

"Did you see it with your own eyes?" Otose asked.

"No, I was convinced after seeing that guy's actions today." Shinpachi cupped his hands and answered honestly.

"Is that so..." Otose replied casually, "I don't think that guy is as bad as everyone says."

Just as Otose finished speaking, the door of the shop was suddenly pulled open, and at the same time, Tsukuyo's voice was heard.

"Sorry to disturb you. Did Kawaki come here yesterday?" Tsukuyo gently pinched her kiseru and stepped into Snack Otose.

"No, he didn't." Otose shook her head.

"Has Kawaki-san gone missing as well?" Shinpachi looked at Tsukuyo with a puzzled expression.

"Ah, he hasn't gone back since he went out yesterday." Tsukuyo responded faintly, then took out a map from her bosom, "Yesterday's investigation, the last place that he appeared was in front of this shrine. After that, he never appeared again."

"Huh?! Is it also that shrine?!" Shinpachi was surprised, "Gin-san also went missing from that shrine this morning!"

Elizabeth, who had arrived at some unknown time, stepped into the door and raised his board, [Yesterday morning, Katsura-san also disappeared in front of this shrine. All the clues after that were broken.]

"Eh?! Even Katsura-san is missing?!" Shinpachi was surprised, but then he thought of something. He quickly waved his hand and said with a smile, "It should be fine. Maybe the three of them are holding an old friend meeting in a pub. After all, it is those three people."

"Indeed, if the three of them are together, there is no other possibility than this." Otose nodded and said.

"And those three people will not encounter any danger together." Shinpachi said with a smile, "I feel a little relieved,"

"But..." Tsukuyo suddenly thought of the cat in Kawaki's room last night. She frowned and whispered, "Or perhaps..."

"Huh? What's wrong? Miss Tsukuyo?" Shinpachi asked, puzzled.

"No, it's nothing. Since the three of them are together, there shouldn't be any problems." Tsukuyo shook her head, then turned around and waved at the same time she said, "Goodbye."

Looking at Tsukuyo's back, Shinpachi was a little confused.

...

On the other side, Kawaki and Houichi were standing on the windowsill of the alley where Kawaki fought with the catcatchers yesterday. They were looking down at the white fur cat that was also pincer attacked by the catcatcher from the front and back.

"Hand over your balls!" A catcatcher shouted and charged at the white cat with a net in his hand.

However, at this moment, Houichi instantly jumped down and stepped on the catcatcher's head knocking him to the ground.

"It's... It's Houichi!" The remaining catcatchers cried out in alarm when they saw Houichi suddenly appear.

"Meow(Hey, didn't I teach you guys a lesson yesterday?)" Kawaki's voice sounded from behind the remaining catcatchers, "Meow. (It doesn't matter. As long as you have enough money, it's fine.)"

"It's the cat from yesterday!" A catcatcher turned to look at Kawaki, "The cat that robbed us!"

At this time, the white fur cat still had not figured out the situation.

"Meow!(Bingo! You got it right! But there is no reward for you!)" After shouting, Kawaki directly pounced on several catcatchers.

...

"One, two, three..." Squatting on the ground, Kawaki counted today's harvest, "Is there only a little more than 50,000 yen today? A bunch of poor people. Tsk!"

Looking at the unconscious group of catcatchers on the ground, the white fur cat, Gintoki, twitched his mouth and said, "Aren't you too skilled? Speaking of which, why is a cat stealing money? It can't be used at all!"

Kawaki snorted and said, "Another stupid cat who doesn't know anything. Houichi, as a senior, please teach this stupid cat who doesn't know anything well."

"Bastard! What did you say?!" Gintoki instantly exploded and scolded angrily.

"Wait, now is not the time to talk about that kind of thing. By the way, you just scolded me, didn't you?"

Houichi glanced at Kawaki with a disdainful look, then looked at Gintoki again and said, "Boy, come with me..."

"Hey? Aren't we going to the pet store to do a soft massage today?" Kawaki asked doubtfully, "I like the strength of that little sister."

Houichi did not reply. Instead, he turned around and walked toward the alley on the other side.

Gintoki turned around to look at Kawaki and then at Houichi on the other side. In the end, he still chose to jog after Houichi...

"This is why cats are not cute at all~" Kawaki shook his head and sighed.

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