Chapter 90 - Deidara Joins Da Wae Of The Cookie
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Team 7, Temari and Chiyo were interrupted during their mission as someone stood right in front of them.
"Itachi."
"Kakashi-san." Itachi said with his three-tomoe Sharingan open.
"Haah, it's been a while since I have fought someone with a sharingan." Chiyo said as Naruto stretched.
"Kakashi-sensei, Sakura, let's beat him up." Naruto said with a cheerful smile as he created 3 shadow clones.
"Everyone, don't look into his eyes. His eyes are the Mangekyou Sharingan. It can make you fall into a genjutsu right when you look into his eyes. You will not be able to escape.
The only downside is that the power requires some sacrifice. Itachi, how far has your eyesight deteriorated?"
Itachi was surprised for a moment as he muttered, "Kakashi-san, could you have-"
"Now, time to beat you up, Dattebayo!" Naruto yelled as he said the magic word.
"Well, Naruto, I kindly ask you to come with me right now." Itachi said as he pointed his fingers at Naruto.
"You'll have to face me first." Kakashi said that as he punched Itachi. Itachi just grabbed Kakashi's hand and one of his clones was already running towards Naruto.
"RASENGAN!!!"
The smoke dispersed and Chiyo already fainted on the ground. Sakura managed to stay awake but her legs were wobbly.
Naruto threw kunais towards Itachi as Itachi dispersed into crows.
"How?"
"My eye is not needed for you to be in a genjutsu. Just my hands are enough." Itachi said as Naruto yelled.
"KAI!"
The crows all turned into shurikens as Naruto tried to dodge as much as he could. But he was still struck by some of them.
He started to see illusions.
He saw his friends leaving him, Sasuke trying to kill him, Kushina looking at him with disgust and Akihiko walking away further and further.
He was brought out of the genjutsu as Sakura helped him with the genjutsu. Well, it was not that hard for her as it was normal genjutsu.
"Fire Release: Great Fireball Jutsu." Itachi unleashed a large fireball as Kakashi dug a hole.
He appeared right in front of Itachi and made an uppercut. Naruto and Sakura took this chance. They nodded at each other as Sakura also dashed to where Itachi would fall and punched as hard as she could, focusing chakra on her fist, enhancing the punch.
Itachi flew towards Naruto and Naruto just bombed him with Oodama Rasengan. Itachi smirked before he was bombed as the team checked his body.
They found out that it was not Itachi but a spy that was planted inside their village.
After the fight, the team decided to continue on their journey.
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Kisame was standing in front of Guy, Lee, Neji and TenTen as he had his sword pointed at the four of them.
"Kisame." Guy muttered as Lee asked.
"Guy-sensei, do you know him?"
"Yes."
"Come on! Let's fight! Stop talking now!" Kisame said with a grin as Guy, Lee, TenTen and Neji all prepared themselves.
"Heup! Water Release: Aquatic Shockwave." Kisame said as he clapped his hands together. The next second, he spewed out a large amount of water and it became a wave.
"Here we go!" Kisame said as he held his sword and rode the wave towards Guy.
He slashed his sword towards Guy but the sword was blown away after a sudden shout.
"Leaf's Rising Gust!" Lee shouted as he kicked Kisame's sword.
Neji used Hakke Vacuum Palm as the attack blew Kisame away. However, at the last second, Kisame managed to block the attack with his sword, Samehada.
TenTen threw a large bomb towards Kisame as the bomb exploded.
Kisame swam inside the water as Guy followed him. As soon as Kisame appeared, Guy appeared in front of Kisame as he put one of his legs on Samehada's body and another as he hooked the handle with his leg.
He pulled the Samehada away as Kisame was now unarmed. Lee, Neji and TenTen all appeared around Kisame as they were about to attack him.
However, Kisame created three water clones as they all grabbed Lee, Neji and TenTen.
"Water Prison."
Kisame grinned as the three were trapped in water. They will die a few minutes later as they couldn't breathe in Water Prison.
"Without them in the way, I can take you out." Kisame said as Guy took out his nunchucks.
Kisame slashed down at Guy as Guy tried to block it with his nunchucks.
'This…this guy has superhuman strength.' Guy thought as he was trapped inside a water prison made by Kisame.
'I have no choice.'
"Sixth Gate: View Gate Open!" Guy yelled as his power spiked.
Neji quickly took this chance to take down the water prison the three were in.
Guy immediately jumped up and used his special move.
"MORNING PEACOCK!" He yelled as he punched the air several times.
Flames came out of Guy's hands as the attacks put Kisame in fire and Kisame was falling down. Guy also fell on his legs perfectly as he joked.
"Smells like grilled fish."
"Guy-sensei….." Guy thought the three were about to praise him and tell him how much they loved him.
"Did Akihiko's humor affect you?"
"Guh!" Guy got some critical attacks as he hurried over to Kisame.
"This isn't his real body." Guy muttered as he looked at the dead body. The person's face was entirely different.
"Guy-sensei, let's continue our mission". Lee said energetically as Guy also shouted.
"Let's go! We have to let our YOUTH EXPLODE!"
After making sure that they won, Guy and his team went to their destination with Guy and Lee shouting youthful comments on the way.
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Akihiko was currently out in the training ground with his daughters as he sat under the tree, watching them play with the cat.
His wives were enjoying their time shopping around the village. Shizune also tagged along with them, leaving a large pile of paperwork for Tsunade to work on.
"Haah, my daughters are so cute." Akihiko muttered as he saw Mirai running towards him.
"Papa, let's play." She said as she tugged Akihiko's trousers.
"Ah, alright. What do you want to play?" Akihiko said as he immediately held Mirai in his arms as he walked towards his other daughters. The other daughters also came running towards him as soon as they saw him coming to the playground.
"We want to play 'What's the time, Mister Wolf!' "
"Alright. Papa will be the wolf."
Akihiko and the kids started playing as Akihiko let the kids win every round. The mothers came and saw them playing together and just smiled before joining in. The cat just jumped on top of Akihiko's head as the cat just slept there.
The three bears were sleeping on the stairs as they were too lazy.
After around an hour, the kids were all tired. The mothers decided to give them a bath after resting for a short while.
Akihiko decided to take a rest and slept for 3 hours before he was woken up.
"AHHHH!"
He came out to see an Anbu set on flames. The Anbu was originally here to summon Akihiko but as soon as he saw the cat, he decided to pet it.
The cat burned the Anbu with flames and it led to the current situation.
"Oh sorry. The cat breathes fire." Akihiko said as he just used Water Release and extinguished the fire.
"*Huff* *Huff* The Hokage is calling for you."
"Oh, I see." Akihiko nodded as the Anbu disappeared.
Akihiko went back inside the house to inform his wives about the summon. Then, he just teleported into the Hokage office.
"Hello there."
"Hello, Akihiko." Shizune greeted with a large smile while Tsunade had an extremely serious face.
"Akihiko, did you attack the Raikage?"
"Nope."
"Did you kidnap the Eight-Tails Jinchuuriki?"
"Nope."
"Then, what the hell are these letters?!" Tsunade yelled in frustration as she slammed the letter from Kumogakure.
Akihiko took it and read it.
[Akihiko, a jonin from your village has kidnapped the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki and attacked the Fourth Raikage.
If Konoha doesn't want to have a war with Kumogakure, please return the Eight-Tails Jinchuuriki.
We also want compensation as a jonin of your village attacked us.
I hope you will make the right choice, Konoha.]
"Ok." Akihiko just deadpanned as he just burned the letter.
"Akihiko! What are you doing?" Tsunade said as Akihiko just replied.
"I don't know what Kumo was thinking but A should already know my strength. I don't see the point of this letter. Are they dumb shit or something?" Akihiko said as he shook his head.
The letter was sent by Kumo's council who make decisions instead of A when A has something to do. A didn't tell anyone that he was badly defeated. He gave some excuse and rested in a secret place while just informing Mabui to not tell this to anyone.
The council only knew that the attackers were from Konoha as they all thought that they had a great plan.
The council didn't know of Akihiko's strength but they decided to try and cheat Konoha, thinking that Konoha wouldn't dare to start a war.
He came back home as he saw his kids chasing Mirai around as they all shouted, "PUNISH THE BAD GUY!"
They caught Mirai and punished her by tickling her. Mirai wiggled around as she cried and laughed at the same time.
"Alright, girls. Let's stop." Akihiko decided to step in and the kids all stopped as they tilted their heads.
"Why?"
"Papa, why?"
"Don't you want to see Papa beating the bad guys?" Akihiko said with a large smile as he just decided to kill 2 birds with one stone.
"WAHH! LET'S GO!!!!!"
"Bad guys! Bad guys! Let's go and beat the bad guys!"
"Papa, don't beat them very harshly, they are pitiful." Ayako said as Kyoko shook her head.
"Nope Ayako, that's not da wae. Papa, just beat them as hard as you can."
"Mm, I'll cheer for you, Papa." Hina said with a cute nod and a smile.
"Can I bring the cat?" Renge asked as Akihiko nodded.
"Now, hop in." Akihiko said as his eyes changed and the kids saw a door.
"WOW!" They all shouted with stars in their eyes as they opened the door and found themselves in a mansion.
They just jumped on the bed and sat there quietly as they saw a window-like thing appear in front of them. They could see what Akihiko was doing from a third-person point of view.
"Oh, look! It's papa!" Kiyomi shouted excitedly as the kids just stared at it.
Akihiko just teleported right to where Gaara was. He had a seal on him after all.
Of course, he didn't forget to leave a note on the table. He had to inform his wives that the kids were with him. They might get worried.
Akihiko arrived behind Deidara and Sasori who was inside his puppet.
"Yo."
Deidara and Sasori immediately moved back from their initial position by a few steps. Deidara prepared some bombs in his hand while Sasori had his puppet's scorpion tail up, ready to attack.
Akihiko just extended his left arm towards the two as he said, "Almighty Pull"
Deidara and Sasori both get pulled towards Akihiko at high speed as they both had the same thought going inside their mind.
'How? How can he have Leader's power?'x2
Akihiko then just punched the two as Sasori's puppet shell broke while Deidara got embedded in the stone wall.
Akihiko then just punched Sasori again as Sasori flew towards the wall. Akihiko appeared right behind Sasori as he punched Sasori again.
This continued for a few minutes before Sasori just died from the attacks.
The babies who were watching didn't understand any of this.
"Wow, Papa's beating the bad guys easily."
"Wow, so cool."
Only Hina knew that they died but she already thought in her mind, 'This world cannot be judged with my old world's rules.'
Deidara who was watching this scene just decided to use his ultimate jutsu.
Ass-licking.
*Kugh*
He walked out of the wall and raised his arms as high as possible.
"I surrender."
However, Akihiko didn't trust him. Akihiko appeared right behind Deidara as he held a kunai across Deidara's neck. He closed off the window screen inside the mansion so the kids wouldn't see this stuff though.
The kids inside were just discussing how cool and powerful Akihiko was and didn't even notice the window disappearing.
"Why should I trust your words?"
"Because I'll die if I try to attack you?"
"Fair point. But what do you have to say to defend yourself?" Akihiko said as Deidara had a few beads of sweat roll down his forehead.
He gritted his teeth as he saw some of Akihiko's cookies inside Akihiko's cloak.
'Those. Those are the cookies.'
The fame of cookies has reached all of the Shinobi villages and the Akatsuki has heard about them too.
"C-Cookies are the best in the world." Deidara said as Akihiko looked amused.
"Hm? Do continue."
Deidara continued to speak words of praise for the cookies as Akihiko just shoved some cookies inside his mouth.
*Munch* *Munch*
'Oh, those are really delicious.' Deidara thought as he shouted.
"ART IS AN EXPLOSION! COOKIES ARE ALSO ART!"
Deidara ripped off his Akatsuki cloak as he said with a grin.
"I fucking quit Akatsuki. I'll join you in the pursuit of Art."
'Isn't this personality change too fast?' Akihiko thought as he opened the window screen again.
"Oh, Papa's beating the bad guys!." The kids were interested in the fighting scene once again as they saw their dad.
Suddenly, the rock entrance was smashed open.
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!"
(End-)
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