In Naruto with Slightly Perverted System

Akihiko and Pakura arrived in the spare room inside Akihiko's home. He laid her on the bed and said,

"Rest here, I will go and claim the mission reward. There are cookies here. You can eat them too." ​​

Pakura nodded and as Akihiko left the house, she took one cookie and ate it.

'Delicious'

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Akihiko entered the mission hall and went to the desk where ninjas report the mission they completed and claim the rewards.

"Hello, I already finished eliminating the bandit group." Akihiko said as he handed the mission scroll to the person who works there.

"B-rank mission, eliminating a bandit group. Here is 90K Ryo for completing the mission."

Akihiko just took the money and put the money in his inventory.

He decided to go on a group date together with Kushina, Mikoto and Izumi. He didn't forget to set his [Random Music Player] 's activation code to a snap.

[a/n: Look back last chap, I changed it to an action instead of phrase as it might ruin the mood. so just a snap.]

Akihiko teleported to Kushina's home and found her sitting on the chair eating cookies.

"Hey, Kushina."

Kushina who heard him turned around and jumped on him and hugged him.

"Long time no see, Akihiko."

Akihiko scratched the back of his head awkwardly and said, "It hasn't even been a day."

"It doesn't matter."

Kushina looked up and spoke.

"Anyways, let's go on a date together with Mikoto and Izumi." Akihiko said as he teleported to Uchiha Compound.

Akihiko and Kushina arrived in the Uchiha Compound and they went to where Mikoto and Izumi was.

Mikoto and Izumi who saw Kushina clinging on Akihiko like a koala just sighed.

"Hey Mikoto, Izumi. Do you guys want to go on a date?"

Mikoto and Izumi heard this and their eyes sparkled. Kushina also sent a thumbs up towards Mikoto. Mikoto and Kushina both acted like teenage girls who are still in their first love.

Akihiko just hugged Mikoto and Izumi with two of his arms and as Kushina was still clinging like a koala, they all teleported out of the Uchiha Compound.

Unknown to them, a certain raven-haired kid with a sword that someone bought for him was listening to them.

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[Sasuke PoV]

'Muahahahaha. I ran away from the academy today. I don't care if I get punished. I can practice kenjutsu at home.' I thought as I waited for Mom and sister Izumi to go out on their shopping spree.

But then I heard someone arrive.

"Hey Mikoto, Izumi, do you guys want to go on a date?"

The voice was extremely familiar to me.

I thought 'What! What the Fuck!' as I made a surprised face that looked like a surprised pikachu.

*Insert Surprised Sasuke Face*

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[Akihiko's PoV]

We were all currently lying on the grass as I was positioned between Mikoto and Izumi while Kushina was still on top of me.

I decided to create a romantic moment by using my newest skill to the fullest.

Nothing could go wrong, am I right, guys?

I snapped my hands to which the three of them were confused.

Then the song came, although it was not the song I was hoping to play.

[Da Coconut Nut]

[The coconut nut is a giant nut

If you eat too much, you'll get very fat

Now, the coconut nut is a big-big nut

But it's delicious nut is not a nut

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)

Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)

From the coco palm family]

'Oi, system, stop the song' I commanded in my mind but it didn't stop.

[There are so many uses of the coconut tree

You can build a bigger house for the family

All you need is to find a coconut man

If he cuts the tree, he gets the fruit free

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)

Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)

From the coco palm family]

'Oi, System Stop.' I commanded again but it didn't stop. Kushina, Mikoto and Izumi were surprised by the song by then they started giggling and just listened. I just gave up trying to command the system, there just might be a error after all.

[The coconut bark for the kitchen floor

If you save some of it, you can build the door

Now, the coconut trunk, do not throw this junk

If you save some of it, you'll have the second floor

The coconut wood is very good

It can stand 20 years if you pray it would

Now, the coconut root, to tell you the truth

You can throw it or use it as firewood

The coconut leaves good shade it gives

For the roof, for the walls up against the eaves

Now, the coconut fruit, say my relatives

Make good cannonballs up against the eaves]

Alright, currently, the monkeys from the forest are carrying coconuts and dancing in front of us.

[It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)

Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)

From the coco palm family

The coconut nut is a giant nut

If you eat too much, you'll get very fat

Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut

But it's delicious nut is not a nut

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)

Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)

From the coco palm family

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)

Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)

From the coco palm family

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)

Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)

From the coco palm family

Ole!]

Finally, the song ended.

I just chuckled and everyone followed. The monkeys also disappeared to who knows where.

'This is fun.' I thought as I enjoyed the next two hours with them.

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[In Konoha]

Sasuke was currently having a crisis, he was searching for Naruto to tell as Naruto as the friend he was closest to, although they always compete in things.

"Hey Naruto, I have something very important to tell you." Sasuke said as he dragged Naruto from the entrance of the academy to who knows where.

"Wait, Sasuke. Calm down, let's go to my house and talk."

Sasuke nodded and followed Naruto. When they arrived at Naruto's home, Naruto was thinking, 'Heh? Weird. Mom isn't home, I guess she is in Sasuke's home.'

"So, what do you want to say, Sasuke?" Naruto asked as they both sat down on the floor.

"Y-you see, I skipped class today and I was waiting for mom to ...…" Sasuke told Naruto the whole story and Naruto also had his mouth wide open.

"Y-you think Akihiko is dating your mom and Izumi-nee?" Naruto asked.

"Y-yea, I think we should confirm this."

"Alright, we will find out the truth. Believe it, Motherfucker."

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[Pakura's PoV]

'That son of a bitch said that it won't take too long. Who cares. There are cookies for me to eat. Cookies are dae best.'

(End-)

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