In Naruto with Slightly Perverted System

"The technique that I didn't take too much time to develop….. I call this technique, the Mini Susanoo." Akihiko said dramatically as the wives all gasped.

"I-it can't be. H-he finally created a proper name." Ayame said as Mikoto just smiled.

"Don't worry. I sense that there is more incoming."

"Nonono, this name is a bit too bland. The Unbreakable, Undefeatable Mini Susanoo of the Heavenly Emperor." .

Their smiles were all broken as they just stared at Akihiko. All of them facepalmed except for Kushina and Mikoto.

However, one part of the village was overhyped.

"WOOHOO! IT IS INDEED A NAME FITTING FOR THE DARK LORD!"

"IT IS TIME FOR CELEBRATION!"

"COOKIE FRENZY!"

They were so positive that they even pulled the gloomy shinobis and citizens to come and join them. After a while, all of them started becoming positive and joined the party.

"Nah. Mini Susanoo is better I guess." Akihiko changed his mind once again as the wives looked at him with a hopeful expression.

"Yes, it shall be named Mini Susanoo."

The cultists were happy with that name too.

"As expected of the Dark Lord, he can make such a simple name sound so deep and profound! We shall celebrate this!"

Today was the day when the majority of the village finally became part of the cult.

While they were having a party, Jiraiya was finally healed up.

"I'm not even surprised anymore." He muttered as he just stared at Akihiko. He turned around as he saw Tsunade, Shizune and Sakura all staring at Akihiko without blinking.

"*sigh* Lucky bastard." He muttered as he just rubbed the back of his head.

-----

There was only silence between Akihiko, Deva Path and Konan as Akihiko had a grin.

He deactivated his Mini Susanoo as he didn't need it anymore.

'I could have just let the explosion destroy my body without any protection since I will regenerate again immediately. But there is still the pain factor. Even if I'm used to the pain, I would still choose an easier way.' Akihiko thought as he nodded.

"Come on. Don't be sad. You tried your best." Akihiko said to Deva Path in a way in which an adult is trying to make a kid feel better after losing the candy.

Nagato, who was in Amegakure, started shaking in his wheelchair as he started having doubts.

'Can I really defeat him? What if I lost? No, I'm God. I will not lose. He doesn't have his armour anyway.'

He hardened his will as he decided to use all of his power to destroy Akihiko and Konoha in one move.

He gathered all of his chakra as he decided to risk his life on this attack.

"SHINRA TEN-"

*Swoosh* *Swoosh* *Swoosh* *Swoosh*

Deva Path was suddenly sliced into small pieces as all of his chakra receivers were also cut.

Akihiko was behind Deva Path who just got sliced into small bits and died.

*Click*

Akihiko sheathed his katana that cut Deva Path's head off cleanly. No one knew how he took it out and how he arrived that fast behind Deva Path.

Konan created paper wings as she tried to fly away. Before she managed to fly away, Akihiko appeared in front of her as he grabbed her neck.

"What do you have to say for yourself?" Akihiko said as he stared at her.

"C-c-ch-"

"What?"

"C-choke me harder."

Akihiko was honestly surprised.

'This is exactly like Haku before she had our child. Never thought that Konan was an M.' Akihiko spoke in his mind as Konan fainted.

"Ah, she fainted."

He dropped her to the ground as he decided to open the dimension to allow his daughters to come out.

His eyes spun around as his back was facing the village. A dimensional door appeared as the kids opened it.

They jumped out one after another cutely as Akihiko smiled.

"Were you bored?"

"Nope."

"It didn't take as long as I expected."

"It wasn't boring at all."

*Poke* *Poke*

Akihiko turned around to see that the kids were poking at Konan's body.

"Papa, why is she sleeping on the ground? Doesn't this hurt her back?"

"She is so pitiful."

"We should take care of her."

The kids nodded to each other as they turned towards Akihiko with puppy eyes.

'Ah, a kid's natural advantage. I used that when I was young too.' Akihiko thought as he nodded.

"Fine. We shall take her back home."

"Yay!"

"Thanks, Papa!"

"But what is this blob?" They asked as they pointed at Deva Path's sliced pieces.

"It looks ugly. Let's just ignore it."

"So, let's go to your mothers, alright?" Akihiko said as the kids nodded.

Akihiko teleported right in front of the mothers together with the children. Konan was also teleported together and she continued sleeping on the ground, but this time, she was near the mothers and children.

The kids were hugged by the mothers as they returned the hug.

"Mom, I want to eat some cookies." Himiko said as all the mothers searched for cookies.

"We don't have it.. You can eat it when we are back home, alright?"

At that moment, the cultists who were celebrating came towards them.

"It is a very great honour for us." They said as they gave the kids lots of cookies.

The kids were all happy as they jumped up and down.

"Wahh, those uncles and aunties gave lots and lots of cookies. But it's still less than what Papa gives."

Meanwhile, the mothers were thinking.

'Did Akihiko create a cult?'

-----

Akihiko walked towards Jiraiya, Tsunade, Shizune, Sakura, Yugito, Samui, Kakashi, Guy and others.

"Did you enjoy the show?"

"BOSS, THAT WAS VERY COOL!" Deidara's voice shouted from among the crowd as no one could identify where he was. He was hiding among the people since he was a criminal.

"That was risky but it was also FULL OF YOUTH!" Guy said as he gave a pose.

Kakashi just copied Guy as he also said lazily, "It was full of youth…."

"Kakashi, you have to say it with YOUTH!"

"No."

Guy didn't give up and continued to pester Kakashi about it. Hanare was standing beside Jiraiya and she had stars in her eyes.

"Can you sign this book, Jiraiya-sensei!" She said as she took out her limited edition Icha Icha Paradise.

"Y-yeah, sure."

Jiraiya took it and signed it. Hanare smiled happily as she hopped back to near Kakashi. She saw Kakashi looking at the book as she asked.

"Do you want it? If you want it, I'll give it to you."

"No, it's fine. You waited a long time to get the book and signature."

"Are you sure?"

"Y-yes."

Jiraiya just scoffed as he turned around.

"Why am I still single? Should I ask Akihiko for dating advice? Nonono, it's shameful for the Great Ero Sannin to ask a young man about this." He muttered as he rubbed his chin with his right hand.

"It was not fun at all. My heart dropped when the tags exploded." Sakura said with a blush as she was staring at Akihiko.

"Meh, you get used to his stunts after quite some time." Shizune said as she patted Sakura's shoulders.

After being with Akihiko and in the Uchiha household for some time, Shizune understood. Everything was bizarre.

Akihiko always had surprises up his sleeve. It didn't matter which opponent or what trouble it was, he always had a solution and was always confident in his ability to win.

Tsunade then spoke.

"Don't put yourself at risk next time." She then tried to leave but Akihiko, being Akihiko, started teasing.

"Eh? Tsunade, are you worried about me? You can just say it directly, y'know?"

"Hmph!"

She just walked away from the group.

Yugito and Samui laughed as Akihiko turned towards them.

"Well, what about you two?"

"I never knew you were that strong." Samui said while Yugito also nodded.

"Also, we will be returning to Kumo today. We'll talk about the Akatsuki to the Raikage. I'm also sorry that I couldn't visit you in your home."

"Don't worry about it. You can come here anytime you want. Matatabi might be able to contact me since I have some of her chakra." Akihiko said as Yugito's face lightened up.

"That's a good idea."

Samui was staring at them as she listened to everything they were saying..

'What are they talking about? What is Matatabi?'

-----

In Amegakure, an orange masked man was standing in front of a frail, bony Red-haired Uzumaki as he had two purple eyeballs in his hand.

"As I expected, you didn't win against Konoha. I won't kill you since you'll die on your own in a few days."

He said as he got absorbed into another dimension.

'Huhuhu, a step closer to revive mother!' A black goo was excited.

-----

[30 minutes later in Konoha]

The people finished celebrating as their adrenaline finally died down. Then, the shinobis noticed someone and freaked out.

"I-ITACHI UCHIHA! D-DEIDARA!"

"BE READY! GO INTO FORMATION B!"

Tsunade, Kakashi, Guy, Shikaku all knew about Deidara but for Itachi, they had no clue.

"Sasuke, get away from him." Kakashi said while Tsunade stared at Sasuke.

"Sasuke, did you lie to me?"

"No, I didn't. He really can't see the world anymore." Sasuke said as he pointed his fingers towards Itachi's nonexistent eyes which were covered by bandages.

The shinobis were tense while Itachi had his hands ready. Even if he didn't have the sharingan, it was easy for him to put almost everyone here in a genjutsu with the exception of a small portion.

The mothers were about to step in when Akihiko suddenly appeared between the shinobis and Itachi, Deidara and Sasuke.

"*Sigh* Itachi, Deidara, I guess we have to let the secret out now." Akihiko said as he sighed. He signaled with his eyes towards the trio who understood what he meant.

Itachi didn't know anything but Sasuke tapped him in the back. He finally got a basic idea as he finally knew what Akihiko was up to.

Itachi and Deidara showed a reluctant face as they nodded.

"Why do you think I was ready for the attack and the explosions? If it weren't for Itachi and Deidara, I think I might have been caught off-guard with the explosions."

Everyone was listening carefully but they were still tense.

"Itachi…. he sacrificed everything just for the sake of this village. He-"

"Lies! We all know that he was the one who murdered his own clan!"

"Who gave you the permission to interrupt me?" Akihiko said with a "friendly" smile but all the shinobis knew that it was far from being friendly.

"S-sorry. Please continue."

"So, as I was saying, Itachi sacrificed everything he had just for the village. Do you really think this loving bro-con would try and kill his own family? What a joke.

He was framed by Danzo Shimura, the lowest of scums!" Akihiko said dramatically as he made his act seem as believable as possible.

This made the shinobis and civilians start to murmur between themselves.

"Yeah, that's right. Even the Third Hokage announced all the atrocities that Danzo Shimura committed just for his own greed."

Akihiko grinned in his mind as he continued.

"I know you all still have doubts. Why would Danzo Shimura try and blame it all on Itachi? What would he gain?

Did you all forget? Danzo Shimura has lots of uses for Sharingans. He collected and implanted each and every one of the sharingans of the Uchiha Clan into his body. His arms, his right eye, even his shoulders."

The shinobis and citizens really started to believe Akihiko's story but they still had some doubts. However, for Kushina, Mikoto, Izumi, Yugao, Anko, Kurenai: they knew that Akihiko was bullshitting.

Yugao was in the Anbu while all of it happened, Mikoto knew it since Itachi already told everything to her. For Kushina, Mikoto was her besto friendo and also like sisters, so Mikoto usually told Kushina everything. Kurenai and Anko were also told about it since they had higher positions in the shinobi system.

"I know that you all are still not convinced. Itachi, take off your bandages." Akihiko said as Itachi nodded.

He didn't know what Akihiko was going to do but it was obvious that he was doing all of this to help him.

*Le Gasp*

(End-)

E/N: if you see any mistakes correct them thanks - MagnuS out

Well, this is the first chapter after my break. Enjoy. Also, tell me your thoughts about the chapter in the comments. I wanna know if my writing has become worse.

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