I Can't Be Sword God

97 You think it’s an update? it’s actually a acceptance speech!

Tomorrow afternoon, it would be the first time in his life that he would be on the shelf.

It was her first time writing her acceptance speech, so she planned to write more. Those who were too lazy to read it could directly drag it to the end to see the update arrangement.

At first, I was a little nervous. After all, I’ve never written about this before. Later on, he heard that the acceptance speech was to act pitiful.

I laughed.

If I could sell it for 10 yuan per 500 grams, I would definitely become a millionaire tomorrow.

(Who can be more miserable than me.jpg)

The most tragic thing for me now is a very realistic problem.

First, I don’t like to talk about money. Second, I really need money right now, Yingluo.

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The opportunity for me to write this book was two months ago. I had an argument with the stupid manager of the Department and I resigned on the spot. The higher-ups and my colleagues all advised me that she was going to retire soon, and that it would be over after I put up with it.

But I didn’t do anything wrong. I don’t think it’s necessary to spend a few more months with an idiot.

After that, he was not in a hurry to find a job. He started a novel out of boredom.

At that time, I was reading “I was a Monk in Tokyo” and “the Great Doctor Ling Ran.” I’ve always liked The Legend of the Sword and fairy, so I thought the joke about the God of swords at shilipo was very interesting. However, it seemed that no novel had ever written about this joke.

And so, after the stitches were stitched up, an invincible, handsome, and a little silly protagonist was born on Shili Hill.

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I’ve written a few prologue in the past, and I cut it off after about 30000 to 50000 words.

Because I have a very serious contradiction.

As a reader, I’m experienced and picky. At this stage, I can’t even read the second page of most online novels and I’ll just abandon the book.

But as an author, I’m childish and inexperienced.

As a result, every time I read my own writing, I feel that it’s appropriate.

The severe difference in aesthetic appreciation and creative ability has been bothering me.

Why wasn’t the book cut?

I really have to thank my editor, Mr. Horsetail whisk, for giving me recommendations from 20000 words to more than 200000 words without stopping.

He was truly grateful.

Every time my recommendation was cut off, I would immediately find a class to work in.

Of course, I’m most grateful to all the readers who have been reading, voting, commenting, and supporting me. You’re the main reason why I can persist.

You’ve given me a lot of confidence.

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[ important paragraph ]

During this period of time, it might be because of the irregular work, rest, and diet.

My pharyngitis and gastritis are both acting up.

He coughed non-stop, and every time he coughed, his stomach would hurt. He was tormented.

He went to the hospital a few times, but it was all a long-term illness, and his condition didn’t improve very quickly.

Coupled with the fact that she had no income, she was a little anxious and her insomnia was getting worse.

He often had to wait until dawn to fall asleep.

In order to maintain a stable update during the recommendation period, I’m in Shanghai and haven’t moved. The rent, water, electricity, clothing, food, and even the minimum spending for a month is very scary.

My hands trembled as I typed this because I suddenly remembered that I couldn’t afford to pay next month’s rent.

but ...

In such a state, I’ve always insisted on spreading joy (s) and love between the lines in a full state.

The touched brothers sent their touches to the public chat.

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Two months, two whole months, you don’t know how I’ve been through these two months!

Finally, the day he had been waiting for had arrived.

It would be released at 12 noon tomorrow. It might be five chapters straight, or three chapters first, and then two more. This would depend on the situation.

Then, there was the question of adding more chapters. I thought about it carefully.

Now that this book has more than 30000 followers, according to the rules of the underworld, it’s 20:1. It’s not too much for me to ask for 600000 subscriptions, right?

(I’m just joking, cross it out.)

I’ll set two lines, which can be considered my real psychological expectations.

One was the bottom line.

I’ll set the first subscription at 1000. As long as it’s higher than this number, I can steadily update three chapters a day for 6000-8000 words and persist for a period of time.

To be honest, this is already generating power for love. Any lower and I’ll really have to find a job. I’ll continue to collect 100 stupid ways of leadership.

One was an update.

Let’s set the subscription at 3000 Yuan. Since the editor’s data was not bad, I’ll be bold and set it higher.

...

When it reached 3000 chapters, he would add one more chapter. When it exceeded this number, he would add another chapter for every 100 chapters.

It might be a little difficult for newcomers to make the first order, but with my speed, it’s hard to add more.

If you think about it this way, it’s very fair, right?

(Yes!)

Yes, there were also gifts.

I don’t think there’ll be any Alliance master, but if there is, then add more chapters.

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Now, let’s talk about piracy.

In fact, I don’t really despise piracy.

This is because our generation grew up watching pirated versions. Since elementary school, I’ve been hanging out in these kinds of book rental stores.

At first, he was reading Jin Gu Liang Wen. Later, when he saw the 800-page web novel, he suddenly felt that it was amazing.

...

I still remember that you can rent it for five Yuan for a week, and you have to pay a ten Yuan deposit. At that time, I didn’t even know that it was called an online novel, and it was called ‘Big Book’.

Later on, he got a mobile phone and started to download the ” e-book ” I didn’t even know what Qidian Chinese network was before high school.

I remember when I was the most obsessed with it was when I just entered junior high school and watched Jade Dynasty.

I didn’t just review before the exam. I started to read it in the middle of the exam after answering the paper.

Although the invigilator didn’t notice, my neighbor told the form teacher as soon as I left the examination room.

The class teacher dragged me to the door and lectured me for a long time like I was an idiot.

In the end, when the exam results came out, I was first in class.

It was also the first time I experienced the fun of ‘acting tough and slapping faces’ in reality.

She had gone off topic. (I did it on purpose.)

In any case, I actually know that the habits of piracy and the original are deeply rooted, and will not change because of what I say.

but ...

Going back to the beginning of the sentence:

I really need to support Yingluo now.

Brothers, let’s go!

My book will only be interesting if it’s in the official chapter. Even now, the memes I buried in the previous chapters are still being discovered by readers.

If it was within his capabilities, he should at least help to get an initial subscription. Or, if you’re happy reading the pirated version, come to the book review section and write some good comments, and casually tip five or ten Yuan.

I can eat more instant noodles and sausages.

Only when one’s stomach was full would one’s mind be more active.

It was a bit of an exaggeration, but it was the truth.

......

Tomorrow’s results were really important.

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Finally, let’s talk about ideals.

In fact, some readers should be able to notice that I’ve never liked to write with a routine and rhythm. Since Chapter 30, I’ve been trying a new way of writing. I tried to write a big climax with a few lines, but I failed.

One is that I’m not capable enough and can’t come up with a good plot in a hurry. The other is the drawback of the invincible style.

After about 60 to 70 chapters, I changed my mind. Perhaps the most suitable style for this book was a simple short, flat, and fast style.

With a short plot and a fast pace, he would tell some interesting stories and make them look like a sitcom. The rhythm he gave off was relaxed and joyful, with a little bit of positive energy.

This is what I want now.

Of course, at the end of each volume, these story lines had to be crossed together to be perfect. I didn’t keep the first volume well, but I promise I’ll do better for the next chapter.

The plot would also be more carefully sculpted (after all, he was paid for it).

Previously, my advantages might have been my jokes, driving, and bag-telling, but I knew very well that these were all just supplementary.

The key ingredient was still a story.

High-end cooking could often use the most common ingredients.

I’ll work harder to sweep the rankings, read other people’s stories, learn the pace and architecture, and keep improving.

As a person who always despised his own words, you really don’t have to worry that I’ll keep using the old tricks, playing with lousy jokes, and so on.

Because I can’t accept it myself.

I’m ashamed to say this, but I haven’t read a web novel for many years. I can’t find anything that I like.

Because I think a good author must have good writing skills and a spiritual story, such as Butterfly Blue, three days and two sleeps, fishy, and angry banana Pixiu.

I even want to list my favorite Jiangnan’s steamed buns separately.

However, the authors I like always face a strange problem.

So, I can only hope that one day, I can become one of them, a writer that I acknowledge. (But not doves)

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To sum it up, the latter part of the book was definitely more exciting than the previous part.

As long as you like this book, you’re my good friend.

As long as you spend money on a book, you’re my good brother.

If you had once obtained a trace of happiness from this book and wanted to give back a trace of happiness to the poor author, then you would have to do it.

It’s time tomorrow afternoon!

Weng. Weng. Weng.

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(I accidentally wrote more comments than the main text. Is this also an update?)

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