I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch

Chapter 32: The Waves in Front of the Yangtze River Goes Blah Blah Blah (6)

The Waves in Front of the Yangtze River Goes Blah Blah Blah (6)   

So, is that really true?

What is.

Qings response was brusque.

  That gentle voice really did wrap around my ears, but it just had to belong to the worst motherfucking bitch under the Heavens..

To Qing, an evil person was a creature that was okay to kill, nothing more or less than a beast.

Killing villains brought great joy to Qing.

Their deaths contributed to Righteous Karma and unexpected, sudden missions could bring in a lot of Practice Points.

They were like perfectly profitable toys.

Moreover, it was like picking up trash on the roadside, even benefiting the world a little!

However, they werent necessarily enemies that must be killed.

If they didnt start trouble first, Qing would just think of them as bad pieces of shit and nothing more.

You said you would massacre them all, didnt you?

I was just talking to myself.

Is that so?

Qings answer was blunt.

It basically meant to not even think of talking to her.

Un Yeonyoung cocked her head.

Her elegance truly was striking; even that single movement was enough to turn heads, almost akin to an actor.

But

  Why does she keep talking to me? Was she lonely because she was all alone here?

  Or is she just a really clueless, tactless bitch?

Qings thoughts sharpened as much as her anticipation turned into disappointment.

But then, a leisurely statement snapped her back to reality.

Why were you disappointed?

What?

At first, lets seeMmm. How should I put it? Mmm.. You fell for me? Right. Young Lady, you fell for me. Didnt you?

Thats not the case.

Qing averted her gaze as she spoke.

Young Lady Ximen. You know Things like human reactions eventually show through bodily signals. A suddenly racing heart. Dilated pupils. The flush that spreads on your pretty face. The gentle smile drawn by your relaxed muscles. Those are the signals I am talking about.

At this point, it was fucking creepy. Goosebumps prickled all over her skin.

Young Lady, you fell for me. Didnt you?

Hey, look here. Lets just be quiet and go our separ-

But thenThe love suddenly cooled down. Butdid you know?

Un Yeongyoung moved very, very close to Qing. In fact, she approached right in front of her.

YouYou smell really nice.

Seriously, its creepy, so stop sa-

Why is that the case? How can a living person have this kind of scent? How

Un Yeongyoung took a deep breath.

Qing hadnt been able to wash properly for a week due to being stranded.

All she had was a few baths with some muddy river water. Because of that, she felt dirty and uncomfortable.

  But what is up with this fucker? A nice smell?

  This bitch has completely lost her fucking mind, hasnt she?

Qing despaired at her own taste.

Then, she abruptly had a thought,

Was there really a reason for me to endure this?

  Would I have stayed quiet if a man did this?

  Have I been influenced by Teachers feminism?

  Impossible. I cant let that happen. Never. Ever.

Qing changed her stance.

If you dont stop right there, bloodshed will.

Oh my. Are you going to show your claws? How cute.

Numerous images of swords appeared in the cabin.

As they aimed at Qing in the air, blades of Sword Force numbering two, four, six, eight

You do not have to count. After all, I can make as many as I want.

Haha. Youre quite the Master. Wow. Woahhh. Its Sword Force. Wow. How cool.

Really now? Making insincere comments, are you?

Qing immediately lost her will to fight.

And then, she assessed the situation.

These bastards werent planning to hand me over to that Inspecting Governor or whatever, huh?

In the first place, it made no sense for a Supreme Master to be trapped here. After all, Qing was confident she could escape this confinement.

She didnt know what would come after, though.

So, they threw her as a sacrifice to a deranged murderer at the level of a Supreme Master.

Basically telling this monster to eat her up or something to keep herself entertained.

It was a reasonable deduction in Qings perspective.

But that didnt mean being killed by a batshit insane killer here was an option.

Isnt it kinda suffocating here? Shall I open the door for you? Theres a lot of people outside.

Well, I dont know. May I borrow your hand?

Uh, about that.    

A blade of Sword Force slid under Qings chin, pressing into her.

Qing hastily reached out her hand.

Here! Here. Its just that I couldnt dare to extend my unworthy paw to an oh so great Master. It wasnt like I didnt want to or something.

Now then. Its going to sting a bit. Sting!

ARGH! WOAAAAAAH! STOP! STOP THE SWORD FORCE!

Qing flailed around, overreacting in abundance.

But anyone would react the same if they saw a sharp Sword Force flying towards their fingers.

  This bitch is after my fingers!

  Just because I was a bit cold to her!

Qing dragged forth all the True Qi she could muster.

  If I use my White Hand Demonic Arts and overflowing True Qi, wouldnt I be able to deflect the Sword Force? Fuck, I shouldve saved some more Free Practice Points and fully mastered the White Hand Demonic Arts instead of focusing on the Zhu Xiangs Heart Cleanse Mirror

Fortunately, the Sword Force that seemed right about to cut off her fingers merely pricked the tip and then melted away.

Oh my. This isWhite Hand Demonic Arts? However Its strange. The White Hand Divine Sect has never taken a disciple. Young Lady Ximen, how did you learn it? I definitely heard they had taken care of all the veins of the earth¹similar to Ley Lines In Ancient China, they called it Dragon Lines but it isnt used right now so I stayed ambiguous.

Thats.

You do not particularly have to answer. I was justtalking to myself. Just like you were earlier.

  Was thisa grudge? Did that one comment prickle her that much?

Qing could only tremble uncontrollably.

Un Yeongyoung lightly brushed Qings fingers, drawing a beautiful semi-circle with the blood that welled-up.

Un Yeonyoung, having wiped the blood with her thumb, took that digit to her lips and licked it.

Ah. I understand now. So it was like that. I didnt know it actually existed. No wonder you smell so nice.

So, what the fuck is it exactly, you crazy bitch?!

  Stop talking about things only you know!

Qing bit back her retort.

It seemed like talking back would only lead to death, so she had no other choice but to.

Today especially, she felt an overwhelming craving for blood.

  Ah. I want to cut someone! Anyone!

Fortunately, after that, all the Sword Forces dissipated.

Qing collapsed, losing all strength in her legs.

Qing heard the murderers low laughter.    

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An odd cohabitation between the two began.

To be more precise, it was a cohabitation that was extremely uncomfortable for one of the two.

Dont be souncomfortable. Imean no harm to Young Lady Ximen, you see?

Then, may I leave now?

No, you may not.

Yes maam.

  Ah. I want to slaughter so bad.

Qing lamented.

However, humans were creatures of adaptation. 

And even among them, Qing adapted especially quickly.

Even without Qings unique ability to gauge situations and atmospheres, anyone could tell that the opponent showed no hostility whatsoever.

But to play coy with an unidentified Ultra-Supreme Master was something only Qing could dare to do.

Why are you doing this to me?

Do you reallynot know?

What do you want from me to do this?

The Young Ladys heart?

We are someone who can never be together.

There is no obstacle that cannot be overcomein this world.

I dont like bad people.

Let ustry to make it work out together.

Why arent you saying youll become a good person?

There are things that are absolutely impossiblein this world.

Qing found herself nodding involuntarily.

She was a villain that had accumulated a whopping one thousand seven hundred points of Evil Karma.

Moreover, currently at -1732, the Evil Karma continued to increase even though she wasnt doing anything.

QIng could spend the next three or four years tagging along, point fingers at a target and yelling, That fucker is harmful! I choose you, Uh Nyeonyeong²A way to cutely say Un Yeonyoungs name in Korean. Also pokemon reference.!.

But that was out of the question for her.

And it also didnt seem like something she would do just because Qing asked her to.

After all, this bitch had considerable perseverance. It could almost be called stubbornness.

Very well. Young Lady Ximen must have preferences too, right? Tellme. I will match them for you. Do you like coquettish women? Or perhapsa bold and courageous woman like a true man? Or maybea pure and lively young girl?

Youre eliminated straight from the go as a bad woman.

Maybe theres ataste that can surpass such a stigma. Who knows, right?

Qing deliberately chose a type of woman that seemed least compatible with this villain.

I like down-to-earth women.

Mmm.

Un Yeongyoung paused to think.

I cant do that.

Nah, wait, but you said youd match anything.

There are limits to what people can do, isnt there? InsteadIll try to match the next best thing.

Then, a pure and lively young girl.

That is alsoimpossible.

Then, a bold and courageous woman like a true ma-

Now that I think about itthat would be a bit difficult.

You wont be a coquettish woman either, will you?

Yes. That is correct.

Then what exactly can you match?

Howeverwouldnt winning a heart with a facadebe meaningless?

Im gonna go crazy. Seriously.

If you are going to go crazycan you be crazy about me?

Agh, I seriously hate this! Go away, please!    

-

Five days had passed since Qings confinement.

The governments army descended upon the Dragon King Vessel en masse and formed a defensive formation at the boarding area.

Following them, Cha Sundan, the Regional Inspector of Hubei, appeared.

Waterway Forts Chief, Bok Haun, greeted the high official personally.

Oh Great one, to have come all this w-

Bring that bitch, that damned fucking bitch to me right now!

But the father who had lost his son was already blind with rage.

He had rushed over with his troops immediately upon receiving the news that his son was dead and the culprit had been caught.

Bok Haun was just about to signal to his subordinate when

Father! I am Bok Heumcheok! The son of the Waterway Forts Chief, Bok Haun! I have come to fulfill the task Father commanded me to do! I am Bok Heumcheok!

The son, thought to have run away after being scolded, suddenly rushed over, screaming at the top of his lungs.

That punk!

Oh my, Young Master, why are you acting like this now! At a time when an important guest has arrived

I am Bok Heumcheok! I am Bok Heumcheok! Bok Heumcheok, the son of the Waterway Forts Chief, Bok Haun! Father! I am Bok Heumcheok! I am Bok Heumcheok! I have come to fulfill the task Father commanded me to do!

What is the meaning of th..

There was no time to even stop him.

As if being propelled by an unseen force, Bok Heumcheok flew towards Regional Inspector Cha Sundan.

Then, Bok Heumcheoks arm drew a semi-circle and Cha Sundans arm was severed, falling onto the deck.

The Guard Captain quickly embraced Cha Sundan, pulling him back and raising the alarm. 

Its an ambush! Guards, protect the dignitary! General Cheonho! Protect the dignitary!

Northern General Cheonho, the leader of the troops, also sprang into action immediately.

Its an ambush from the river bandits! Form a phalanx! 

Protect the dignitary! Phalanx! Phalanx!

The soldiers hurriedly moved, extending their spears.

Amidst them, Bok Heumcheok swung his limbs wildly, causing a scene.

Every time his bare body was hit by spears, the spears were actually the ones to break upon impact; a single man was confronting an arm like a deity of war.

Soldiers were thrown in all directions, vomiting blood, as chaos unfolded.

Throughout this turmoil, Bok Heumcheok did not stop shouting.

I have fulfilled! The task Father commanded me to do! I have fulfilled! The task Father commanded me to do! Hihi, hihihihi, hihihEHEHEHAHAHAHHAHA! Long live the Forts of the Yangtze River Waterway!

Upon witnessing what had occurred in the blink of an eye, Bok Hauns mind went momentarily blank.

  What, what in the world is happening

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Young Lady Ximen?

Upon hearing her name being called, Qing turned her head.

And then, she witnessed a moment where the Karma changed.

The Evil Karma, which had gradually increased all this time in this one room, suddenly spiked right before her eyes.

-1814. What the fuck is up with this bitch?

Qing frowned deeply.    

What now? Stop bothering me and just get lo-

Thanks to youI was able to save some time. Thank you. In many ways.

  This motherfucker is saying shit only she knows about again.

  I really want to fucking kill her.

A genuine killing intent, coming from the very depths of her heart, seeped out of Qings body.

However, Un Yeonyoung just smiled beamingly.

• 1

  similar to Ley Lines In Ancient China, they called it Dragon Lines but it isnt used right now so I stayed ambiguous

• 2

  A way to cutely say Un Yeonyoungs name in Korean. Also pokemon reference.

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