How To Survive as a Villain

Chapter 198: It’s Impossible To Go In.

Xiao YuAn relentlessly pressed himself against Yan HeQing as he playfully laughed: “Come, come, come give your husband a smile. Make your husband happy and I’ll give you whatever you want!”

Yan HeQing thought for a moment, and raised the corners of his mouth, revealing a stiff smile.

Xiao YuAn was stunned at first, but then he covered his stomach and rolled around the bed as he laughed out loud: “With a smile like that, no matter who it is, you’ll scare them away!!”

Yan HeQing: “……”

Xiao YuAn laughed enough and then he pressed himself on top of Yan HeQing as he said: “Or, I can give you a smile.” After saying that, Xiao YuAn bent his eyes towards Yan HeQing and smiled. Then, he reached out, waved his hand in front of Yan HeQing and said: “I’m selling my smile, you have to buy it.”

Yan HeQing leaned over slightly to kiss Xiao YuAn’s fingertips, but then he opened his mouth to lick and gently bite at them.

Xiao YuAn earlobes were slightly red as he quickly withdrew his hand with panic. But then, he heard Yan HeQing ask: “How can I buy it?”

Xiao YuAn coughed softly, calmed his mind, and then replied: “It’s not expensive. I see that you suit my taste, so I’ll give you a discount. How about you give me a kiss and I’ll give you a smile? Let me tell you, other people won’t get that price!”

As Xiao YuAn scratched Yan HeQing’s chin while waiting for his beloved kiss, Yan HeQing actually narrowed his eyes as he said with a bad tone of voice: “Others?”

Xiao YuAn: “….Yan-ge, you’re focusing on the wrong point.”

Yan HeQing opened Xiao YuAn’s belt, reached into it, and rubbed Xiao YuAn’s sensitive area as he dragged his voice word per word: “What’s the price for others?”

Xiao YuAn, who was being rubbed, shivered and hurried to say: “What other people? There is no one else!! Even if I, Xiao YuAn, sell myself or my smile, the only one I will sell it to is Yan HeQing!”

Yan HeQing calculated in his mind the hour when the morning Court would start, turned over, and pressed Xiao YuAn down. Then he simply stripped them both naked, and Xiao YuAn was able to sell everything he could sell.

…

After Yan HeQing went to the morning Court, Xiao YuAn narrowed his eyes and rested for a while, until he finally slowly woke up. As he smoothed the confusion of the past few days, he finally cared about the assassination attempt, as well as the relationship between Xiao Wangye and Xue Yan.

According to the original plot, Xiao YuAn guessed that Huang Yue should be seeking power to rebel, so he tried to get Xiao Wangye on his side, wanting to make the Western Shu Kingdom his own force.

However, Xiao Wangye didn’t form an alliance with Huang Yue, which provoked Huang Yue into trying to kill him. After all, if he died, the Western Shu Kingdom could have another Emperor. At this, Huang Yue could once again persuade the Western Shu Kingdom into becoming his own power. Without the support of the enemy, Huang Yue won’t be able to compete with Yan HeQing at all.

Xiao YuAn muttered to himself: “It’s not easy to dare to usurp the throne under the dazzling aura of the Male Lead.”

‘It wouldn’t have been easy for him to return home, and, if he dared to have bad intentions against my Yan-ge, that means that he should’ve hated him fiercely.’

Xiao YuAn thought that, maybe, there would be a clue in the bedchamber where Xiao Wangye lived before, so he dragged Tian Xiang to go there together and find anything. But, Xiao Wangye was a delicate and meticulous person, so Xiao YuAn ended up spending half a day searching in vain.

Xiao YuAn sighed as he sat cross legged, when suddenly, he saw that a man was looking at him.

It turned out to be Chen Ge.

Chen Ge stepped into Xiao YuAn’s bedchamber, and was dumbfounded when he saw the mess inside: “What’s going on here? Xiao Jun Wang, were you attacked again?”

Xiao YuAn was struggling to put back the things he had just turned out, and waved his hand: “It’s a long story. You can sit down wherever you like.”

Chen Ge stepped over one pitiful object after the other, pathetically lying on the ground, thinking that even if he didn’t want to be informal, he could only be informal ah!

Chen Ge walked towards Xiao YuAn, seeing that he was squatting on the ground, touching his neck as he faced the mess of objects on the ground in distress.

Chen Ge, who was condescending, fixed his eyes on Xiao YuAn’s neck, seeing a trace of ambiguous red marks. Chen Ge strangely thought, ‘Even though it’s Spring, it’s still too cold, and there shouldn’t be any mosquitoes around.’ So, he asked: “Xiao Jun Wang, are you sick and have a rash? Remember to go to the Imperial Physician when you’re sick, you shouldn’t endure it on your own.”

Xiao YuAn was confused: “Ah? No.”

“But your neck…..”

Xiao YuAn suddenly realized what he was talking about and pulled up his collar with a light cough. At one side, Tian Xiang curled her lips with grievance, rubbed her eyes, and continued to clean the bedchamber.

Chen Ge noticed that the atmosphere had suddenly turned odd, but at that moment, Chen Ge remembered that the Emperor had gone on his own to intercept Xiao YuAn. As the sudden understanding hit his mind, he started to stammer: “His Majesty, he…. has he… to you…. you….”

Xiao YuAn didn’t bother to hide it. He simply nodded and said: “Well, yes.”

Chen Ge was stunned for a moment, his eyes were filled with a disbelieving look, but then his expression gradually became intolerant. Finally, he clenched his fists and shouted: “Is His Majesty torturing you? Xiao Jun Wang, are you hurt anywhere? Is His Majesty forcing you to talk about Huang Yue? Or is it related to General Xue? How can His Majesty abuse and inflict this selfish torture on you?!”

Xiao YuAn: “…..No, you misunderstood. Why do you all-….This is, is, is, this is…. Forget it. What can I do for you?”

Chen Ge then remembered why he came to find Xiao YuAn: “Xiao Jun Wang, when you were attacked on the road, General Xue and I suspected that they were sent by Huang Yue. General Xue is worried that Huang Yue will try to attack you again, so he specially asked me to see if there’s anything I could do to help.”

Xiao YuAn lifted his head, looked up at Chen Ge, and asked: “Xue Yan?”

Chen Ge nodded: “General Xue hopes to meet with you tomorrow. I wonder what Xiao Jun Wang thinks?”

Xiao YuAn smiled: “Yes, of course we have to meet.”

Chen Ge said: “Alright, then I’ll come back to find Xiao Jun Wang tomorrow.”

After saying that, Chen Ge clasped his fist, bid his farewell and went away. But before he could walk half a step, he turned back and said: “Xiao Jun Wang, take care. In fact, His Majesty is actually not a cruel and merciless person, it’s just that….”

Even after a while, what he tried to say, wasn’t said in the end.

Xiao YuAn couldn’t stand it and completed what he tried to say: “It’s just that he lost his true love and his temperament changed drastically. But in reality, he’s not a tyrannical person.”

Chen Ge: “Right, exactly.”

Xiao YuAn: “‘Right’ my ass! This is a hickey! This isn’t toture! What ‘cruel and merciless’ person? Don’t misunderstand my Yan-ge. My Yan-ge is the best in the whole universe!”

Chen Ge was stunned at first, but then he took a deep breath, and said: “What?!! What?!!! That’s impossible!!! His Majesty isn’t that kind of person at all!”

Xiao YuAn said: “I am Xiao YuAn!”

Chen Ge: “I know! But even if you have the same name as His Majesty’s lover, His Majesty can’t treat you like a substitute!”

Xiao YuAn: “….Do you even know about the ‘substitute’¹ thing?”

Cheng Ge: “Xiao Jun Wang! Even if His Majesty is genuinely mistaken, you should realize it as soon as possible! That in the end, you will be reduced to a situation in which your body will get injured, and your feelings will get hurt!”

Xiao YuAn: “…..You’re trying to figure out my ending now? Thank you very much! Turn to the right and you’ll find the door, I won’t send you off, goodbye!”

In the end, Chen Ge was driven away in a hurry. By the time Xiao YuAn and Tian Xiang finally finished cleaning up the messy bedchamber, it was already dusk.

Tian Xiang diligently put the bedding on the bed, and said: “Xiao Jun Wang, I’ll help you tidy up the bedding, so you can sleep directly afterwards. I’ve been drying the bedding in the sun these days, so don’t worry about moisture and dust.”

Xiao YuAn: “Ah? I’m not sleeping here.”

“Then where are you going to sleep?”

“I’ll sleep with the Emperor!”

Tian Xiang’s hands, which were tidying the blanket, stopped as she turned back eagerly and advised: “Xiao Jun Wang! Have you forgotten that you were sent away when you went to see His Majesty before? Even though you stayed in His Majesty’s bedchamber a few days ago, it was because of what he did to you…. Now that you’re not in a serious condition anymore, His Majesty for sure…. Waaahh, Xiao Jun Wang, you’re so pitiful!!”

Xiao YuAn quickly took a clean plain silk handkerchief to wipe Tian Xiang’s tears as he helplessly said: “Don’t cry, why are you crying again? I’m sure this time I won’t be stopped when we go back!”

Tian Xiang sniffed and said: “Really?”

Xiao YuAn: “Really!”

However, when the two of them returned to the Imperial bedchamber, they were stopped.

The Imperial Bodyguards, one on the left and the other on the right, clashed their swords against the other, blocking the door of the bedchamber: “Xiao Jun Wang, please go back!”

Xiao YuAn: “……”

Tian Xiang: “Waaahh wahhh!”

That last part was so funny ???

The fact that everyone is misunderstanding XYA and YHQ’s relationship, thinking that YHQ is using the “prince” as a replacement sextoy for his lover when HE IS the lover in question ??

But, I mean, how could XYA explain? “I’m the emperor y’all hated… in fact, I wasn’t that emperor either. I come from another world and this world is a novel I read before throwing myself from a building… Im like stealing bodies or something lol”

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