How To Survive as a Villain

Xiao YuAn stared at Yan HeQing dumbfoundedly, and his eyes gradually widened as he struggled to understand what Yan HeQing meant. However, that sentence was only three words long, so no matter how he heard it, Xiao YuAn couldn’t find any other meaning behind them.

Xiao YuAn: “…What? You just said what I think you said? You said that… you, you love me? You like me? Love? Liiiiikee meeee¹? Me?” Xiao YuAn said while also pointing at himself with his finger.

Yan HeQing nodded firmly.

Xiao YuAn: “…”

‘Yan-ge!!’

‘What nonsense are you saying?’

‘What are you talking about?!’

‘What the hell are you talking about?!’

Yan HeQing thought that Xiao YuAn would get angry, so he turned around and was ready to leave; however, Xiao YuAn suddenly took a deep breath and threw himself at him!

Xiao YuAn grabbed Yan HeQing’s collar and his whole body was almost pressed on top of Yan HeQing, pressing him against the table while his voice trembled as he shouted out loud: “Do you even know what you’re talking about?! What do you mean, that you love me? How can you possibly love me? What kind of love are you referring to? Say it clearly! Is it a pure, brotherly love? Or do you want to fuck me?!” Xiao YuAn’s breathtaking speech made Yan HeQing dumbfounded, but the crucial point was that Xiao YuAn didn’t stop talking, and kept asking shockingly: “Do you want to top me? Do you want to sleep with me? Do you want to be on the bottom? Do you want to fuck me or not?!”

After so much yelling, Yan HeQing finally came back to his senses. He put his right arm around Xiao YuAn’s waist and as soon as he rolled over with his legs, he pressed Xiao YuAn against the table. Soon enough, their positions suddenly got reversed, so this time it was Xiao YuAn’s turn to be confused.

Yan HeQing looked down at Xiao YuAn, who was underneath him, and opened his mouth to ask faintly: “Did you calm down?”

Xiao YuAn nodden woodenly: “I calmed down- w-wait, your hand, y-your hand is…”

Yan HeQing’s right hand was rubbing his waist lightly, which was between flirting and teasing him. Yan HeQing then slightly leaned down, pressing Xiao YuAn firmly against himself, stretching out his left hand to gently pinch his chin, forcing him to look directly at him. Then he softly opened his mouth, his voice was hoarse and low: “Xiao YuAn, listen to me very carefully. I like you, the kind of like in which I want to tie you to my bed. The kind of like that in addition to me, you won’t see anyone else. In which, night after night you’ll be under my arms begging for mercy. I’ll make your eyes cry until the corners of your eyes become red, and your fingers clutch the bedding because you can’t bear my manipulation on your body. You will desperately try to escape, but you’ll be unable to move, trying really hard to breathe as you can’t stop your mouth from moaning in pleasure. Do you understand me?”

Xiao YuAn swallowed dryly, and for a moment, his voice was very weak: “I-I un-understand.”

“Are you still willing to listen to me?”

“Lis-listen, listen to w-what?”

“Listen to what kind of like I feel for you.”

“No-no need, n-no, I’m not lis-listening.” Xiao YuAn reached out a hand against Yan HeQing’s chest and asked him: “Ca-can you let go of me n-now?”

Yan HeQing replied: “Then tell me, which kind of like do I feel for you?”

Xiao YuAn felt like his whole body was on the verge of burning up, so he quickly replied: “I-I know, I already know what kind of like it is.”

Yan HeQing said a meaningful ‘oh?’ and asked: “You know? Then is my love for you the kind of brotherly love, or the kind of love in which I want to fuck you?”

“The latter, the latter kind of like.”

“And which kind of ‘like’ is the latter one?”

Xiao YuAn: “……”

‘Dude! Do you even know that you’re playing with fire?! You annoying little demon!! Do you really need to ask me endlessly?!!’

The President was very very angry, he felt angry and regretful at the same time. He felt that he shouldn’t have studied the Tyrannical President class in the first place. Instead, he should’ve gone to the next classroom to learn the ‘108 moves of how to deal with the Tyrannical President’.

Xiao YuAn thought: ‘Why am I terrified?! I’ve been practicing self-defense since I was a child, I’m the one that easily beat up a Mob Boss like it was nothing!’

Xiao YuAn, who was still muttering deep inside his mind, suddenly felt that something was different and subconsciously shouted out: “Wait!”

When Yan HeQing saw that Xiao YuAn wasn’t answering, the hand that was originally wrapped around his waist slowly slid through the cotton clothing until it stopped between his buttocks.

“I’ll say! I’ll say it!” Xiao YuAn shouted as he struggled under Yan HeQing’s touch: “Is the kind of like in which you want to fuck me! Take your hand off!!!”

Welp I bet y’all didn’t expect XYA’s reaction to be like this, but… It’s XYA we’re talking abt 🤡🤡

And oh my! When YHQ said what he wants to do to XYA my face went red lmao and I had to take a break from translating 😳😳😳

Also YHQ took the opportunity there to touch his hubby’s ass 👀👀👀

Footnotes

1. 西一喜？和武安欢？xī yī xǐ？hú wǔ ān huān？; Deliberately dragging the sound of 喜欢 xǐ huan = “like/love” in a playful way for showing your feelings. The pinyin for 喜 is xǐ, so when pronouncing: X = 西 (xī) and I = 一 (yī). 西一 (xī yī) = 喜 (xǐ). While the pinyin for 欢 is huān, so when pronouncing: H = 和 (hú), U = 武 (wǔ), AN = 安 (ān). 和武安 (hú wǔ ān) = 欢(huān).

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