Chapter 494 - 494. Horny Is Allowed
Chapter 494 – 494. Horny Is Allowed
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"The idea that His Majesty Pendragon proposed is a gross misuse of weapons that should not even exist. To use nuclear weapons in such a way means he is promoting their existence. While we here at the United Nations support the denuclearisation of the world. Such weapons should not even exist, let alone be used."
Such were the words of some so-called United Nations after Magnus' short speech was shown on television around the world. Of course, the organisation received a stern response from the people and the United Kingdom, but not much happened. Or that was what they expected.
At that point, Emma, who was acting on behalf of Magnus, made a decision. She called the handler that manages the United Nations, put in place by Magnus. "I want all the people involved in making this decision fired. Withhold their salaries and pensions, investigate them for misuse of power. Magnus is not a tyrant, but we all stand against retards. While Magnus is trying to create another home for humanity, these fools who don't even know the S of Science want to school him about nukes? If anything, it's Magnus who has tried to bring Nukes under control."
Her voice and orders were stern, the man soon went back and got to work. About 50 people were fired in an instant and some investigations were launched against them.
"Your Majesty, the dignitaries from Japan are here," the royal secretary informed her.
She, as Magnus' wife, had her duties, and she did it with complete seriousness.
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It was already June of the year 2000. The mission on Mars lasted a full 9 months. But, the century may have started with a big achievement by humanity, the United Kingdom was also on cloud nine.
Finally, after so many years of hard work and pushing business, innovations and entrepreneurship, the United Kingdom's GDP finally reached 10.2 trillion US dollars, the same as the US for that year.
However, on average, a British citizen was more than three times richer than an American. It was because of the lesser population. Where the population of the US was 280 million and their GDP per capita was 36.6 thousand dollars, the population of the United Kingdom was at 88 million and the GDP per capita was at 115.3 thousand dollars.
It was a lot of money, this made UK's internal economy much stronger as people had too much money to buy whatever they wanted, or start a business.
But Magnus cared not to think about all this, he just returned to Earth, this time on a real rocket as too many eyes would be on him. Since reusable rockets were a thing, a soft verticle landing brought them straight to the ground at the Belize base.
A tall movable lift was placed there for them to come out. But, it was a reality that the human body needs time to adapt. None of the astronauts that were not wizards could stand up straight. Magnus, Ragnar and the two other wizards were used to the apparition, portkey and their bodies being stressed beyond humanly possible, hence they were more resilient.
The space station staff helped each one of them to walk out and brought them down. Magnus, though, didn't need any help. He just wanted to go home quickly and hug his family.
They were first taken to a quarantine facility where they were all disinfected. Then they were to sit down and give a press briefing about their health and experience, signing a few portraits of themselves to be put on a new wall of fame that was not reserved for future Mars Missions. Magnus' photo remained in the first place for being the first man on Mars.
After that, without waiting for a day, Magnus and Ragnar portkeyed to Camelot.
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"I'M BACK!" Magnus shouted.
"DAD!" The first one to jump into his arms was his daughter, Athena. Her 4th year had come to an end and currently, she was enjoying her summer holidays.
"Come here, my little dragon." He lifted her up and pecked her forehead, "How was your school this year?"
"Great, I annoyed Uncle Sev twice this semester." She chirped and puffed her chest out in pride.
"Haha, it seems you are just like me. Where is everyone else?" He asked her.
"Umm, triplet uncle and aunts are bathing duck, he jumped into a big ditch of mud and didn't take a bath later, so he got dry mud on him. Grandma and Grandpa are at work. Mum is in the kitchen." She informed him.
Knowing this, he decided to go and meet Emma first. "Okay, you wait for me beside Duck, I will come out with Emma. Rag must be out, take him along."
"Okie!" She ran away happily.
He moved into the big kitchen, with a wave of his hand he sent all Elfs away. Then in a smooth motion, he hugged Emma's waist from behind, "Hello, my beautiful wife. Are you ready for that month-long date?"
Still, in his arms, she turned around and kissed him, "I was making pancakes for you,"
"Hehe, It seems to marry you was the best decision of my life," he chuckled.
Emma scoffed, "Seriously, you are too gullible. I was a fool, I should have just tried to learn to make the best pancakes instead of chasing after you for so long."
"Hah, it ain't that easy to woo me, my love. I fell in love with you because I knew I could trust you. I knew you will stand by me when I need you. By the way, I brought you something, a new ring, this time made from gold I collected on Mars." He presented her with a ring.
"You brought it, you put it on," She extended her hand. Since there was already a wedding ring, he put this new ring on her index finger.
Following, he kissed her again, "Can't wait for the night,"
"Did Mars make you hornier?" She joked.
He squeezed her in his arms, "Oh no no, it's the 9 months of being away from you that made me horny. And honestly, with a wife so pretty, if I don't act horny, I'm probably not a man."
At that, she licked her lips, "Hmm, can't say I'm not feeling the same. I feel I have forgotten what you look like without the shirt and…" Her hand suddenly reached down and cupped something between his legs, "pants,"
*Cough* "Mum, dad, Duck is too excited, we can't hold him from breaking the castle open," Athena appeared at the door. Her face looked red.
Emma wanted to get away, but Magnus was shameless. Athena is about to turn 15, so why should he not show his love for his wife just because the kids were around? "Sure, sweetie. Let's go, Emma, are you following?"
"I will bring the pancakes," she turned back to cooking, red-faced.
Magnus put his arm on Athena's shoulder and walked out. Athena pouted, "Dad, be a little discrete, please."
He laughed, "You want me to be discrete? Are you sure? When you get a boyfriend then you will also do this and get caught, you want me to make a scene then. Plus, you're asking the guy who changed Hogwarts' rules to allow students to kiss and make out. I will show my love to my wife whenever I want,"
"Dad, I will never date anyone, that's so lame," she scowled.
"Hahaha, that's the worst joke I've heard today. You are a beautiful girl, I'm sure many boys are crazy about you. You are just in your 4th year, give it some more time and you will date a boy. When that happens, I will make sure to scare them to their deaths." He was already planning to save his precious daughter.
Athena noted proudly, "Sure, if I date a guy, you are free to scare him. If he can't even stand up against my dad, he's too weak."
Just then, Magnus felt immense pride in her. She sure shared the same mindset as him.
"DAAAAD!"
*THUMP*
Duck shouted as soon as he saw Magnus and came to him running excitedly. Thank god the castle was reinforced with magic.
"I missed you," boy was too big but felt warm with his nose being tapped by Magnus. After all, to him, Magnus was his dad.
"And I missed you too, Duck. Let's go and fly around the island,"
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In the coming days, various major dinner events were held in Magnus' honour. It was as if the world was in a festival. It was understandable, all that Magnus had achieved was too big,
But Magnus was not satisfied. His last project was a cancer drug. He will truly celebrate when he is able to make it and not just develop, but also sell it at an affordable price.
So, over the coming few years, he was not going to use much magic and rather focus on muggle work. It also helped him stop the spread of his dragonification.
Ragnar too entered his lab to do his own research, it was unknown what he was trying to make but he said it was a big thing, one that can help humanity for centuries to come and also make him super-rich.
Money was always appreciated, so Magnus didn't push him. He instead had a meeting with a few students from Hogwarts, most of them were from Slytherin house, but some were from other houses too, those who were in the top of their classes.
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