God of Milfs: The Gods Request Me To Make a Milf Harem

"I was just thinking for a while now about how you managed to pack your penis into your underwear when it's so big and long. And I just found the answer to my doubt, which is that your penis is sticking onto your thighs while your boxers push down on it."

"With it running along your thighs like that, it wouldn't be a problem no matter how long it is." She nodded her head like she was taking down points for her research. "But at the same time, it would be quite uncomfortable for you to walk around with a rod-like object sticking on to your legs all the time when you get excited."

"It would also be quite difficult to hide its shape in public, and you'd have to be crouching around all the time because of that. And you'd be unable to wear any tight pants because of how easily it would showcase your penis."

"What can I say, mom?...It's some of the burdens that come along with the curse of having such a huge dick." I said cockily while rubbing my nose in an obnoxious manner, after my mother listed some of the difficulties of having an oversized weiner. "I can't really do anything about it since I was cursed from birth, so I just have to go along with it and roll with the punches as I go."

"Wait!....Then, doesn't that mean that you're the same as me, Kafi??"

My mother suddenly exclaimed in an enthusiastic manner, which almost made me spit out the food I had in my mouth because of how absurd her statement was.

"S-Same as me?...W-What does that even mean, mom?" I stammered and looked at my mother's bright face, which looked like she had finally found a companion who was sharing the same troubles as her while being horrified at what it could possibly mean.

"...A-Are you saying that you have a big cock hidden somewhere just like me?!?!"

"What are you even on about, Kafi?!" My mother exclaimed with an astonished face that looked just like mine and spread her wet pussy so that I could take a good look. "Take a proper look! Do I look like I have a penis as big as yours hidden in there?!"

"...N-No, you don't." I said as I wiped the sweat from my face, after realising that my mother wasn't going to be popping a boner any time soon. "I just thought you had one or something similar when you said that we share the same problem."

"I didn't mean it, like, you big dum dum!" My mother flicked me in the forehead with an exasperated look on my face, as if she were tired of my antics, while her other hand was still trying to find the tip of my dick. "I said that in the sense that I also share the problem of having massive assets like my huge ass, which hinders me wherever I go and makes my life so much harder."

"Ohhh. So, that's what you meant...That makes way more sense than you having a dick, which almost gave me a heart attack when I first heard it." I nodded my head after realising my mistake, which made my mother shake her head like she didn't know what to do with this dumb son of hers.

She then gave a wry smile as if she found it all funny and said,

"I guess having big assets is something that we all have in common in our family...You with your massive penis that's longer than a ruler, me with a butt that's so big that I can barely find any pants that fit me, and Olivia with her humongous breasts that look like full-blown balloons from afar."

"All of us have this one common point that connects us all and binds us into one, when not too long ago we had nothing to share together as a family other than our last names..." My mother gave a gentle smile as if she had seen the sunny sky after months of gloomy clouds, which made me wonder what exactly my mother was talking about.

I also couldn't help but want to ask who this Olivia woman was and why she was bringing her when she mentioned our family. And just why she was telling me that we had nothing that binded us together when I should be the main connection between me and my mother since there was a bond of blood between us.

But before I could, my mother suddenly shouted with an excited look on her face, like she had caught her first fish after learning to fish,

"Oh! I think I found it! I think I found the end of your penis!"

"It may have taken a while, and it may have made my arm sore from pushing aside your boxers that were holding me back this whole time, but I've finally gotten a hold of your tip!" She exclaimed like it was a massive achievement while gripping whatever was in her hand, like she was afraid it would escape if she let it go.

"Sorry to break it to you, mom..." I said while gritting my teeth, since I knew what she was holding wasn't the tip of my dick, but something much more sensitive that was really hurting right now. "But what you're holding in your hands isn't the head of my dick and is more like the bottom of my balls...And I request that you let them go, since they don't really like to be squeezed like a sponge."

"Kyaaa!!~~" My mother's hand flew out of my pants when she heard that she was holding my balls in her hands, and she would've jumped out of my lap in fright if I hadn't been holding her tightly by the waist.

She then looked at me with a terrified look on her face, as if someone had just flashed her during the night, and asked while holding my arm tightly,

"...T-Those were your balls, Kafi? That squishy and bulbous thing in my hand were your b-balls?"

"Hey, don't speak of them as if they are horrific little monsters. They have feelings too, you know?" I gave my mother a side eye for treating my balls in such a way and shimmied my pants around so that I could let my balls there, which were just squeezed like stress balls, breathe a little.

"And it's your fault for even putting your hands there when I only told you to check out my penis, so don't go blaming me when you were the one who assaulted my testicles with your hands and choked the little guys out."

"But what was I supposed to do!?~~" My mother cried out like she was telling me that she had no other option than to squish my balls, which made me look at her like she was crazy.

"I was just trying to find the tip of your penis by following the path of your shaft from the base...But no matter how far I put my hand in your pants, your penis just kept on increasing in size like an infinite snake, and there was no end to it whatsoever!~"

She took a moment to sniff back her tears and continued with her tale of how she managed to grope my balls.

"...And after a certain point, I couldn't fit my hand into your pants anymore since there was only so much space inside.

And as a last-ditch effort, I grabbed whatever I could to see if I could luckily grab the head of your penis, but ended up grabbing your balls in the end...Just what is Mommy supposed to do, Kafi, when your penis is so long!~...Tell me Kafi, just what am I supposed to do!~" My sobbed and tried to explain that it wasn't her fault that she grabbed my balls and that it was all my dick's fault for being so long, which honestly gave me a massive ego boost.

"It's okay, mom~ It's okay~ I understand that it's not your fault that you almost strangled my balls to death, but my own for having such a big cock." My mother wiped off the tears on her eyes and nodded her head like a child that had been wronged, completely agreeing with what I said so that I didn't blame her for almost giving my nuts asphyxiation.

"And since you're struggling to find the head of my cock that much, why don't I just whip out my dick and show it to you?" I said while feeding my mother another spoonful, while her eyes glimmered at the prospect of seeing my rock-hard cock.

"Really, Kafi? You'd be willing to do that for me?" She said with wide eyes as if I were doing her a big favour, which was actually true since she had been wanting to see what she was going to take inside of her for a while now.

And after still not having seen it after putting in so much effort, she was more than elated to hear that I was willing to show it myself and was very excited to see just how big her son's meat was.

"Of course, mom...Anything for you~" I said as I stroked her cheeks in a gentle manner and gave her another spoonful of food, which she happily ate with a satisfied look on her face, knowing that she was going to see her son's weiner soon.

I couldn't help chuckle at the fact that my mother hadn't even seen my dick yet, and she was already obsessed with it in a certain way, when it was usually the other way around with other girls.

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