Daomu Biji: Restart

Book 1: Chapter 100

When I woke up, I was lying on a couch in the outer part of Ha Zongs shop. There was a barefoot man fanning me and watching videos on his cell phone. His laughter from time to time was a stark contrast to his figure. I touched my face and looked around. The shop door leading outside was open and people were coming and going from Hefang Street. At first, I stared at it and thought that I was dreaming.

I looked around and saw Poker-Face sitting about four or five meters away. Fatty was talking to Uncle Two in the corner on the opposite side, while Kan Jian and a group of people were squatting outside the shop.

I frowned as I tried to figure out what was going on. Oh no, Ive died and this is my life flashing before my eyes. The big fellow beside me noticed that I was awake and immediately said, "Little Master Three is awake."

Everyone turned to look at me. As I sat up, the big fellow poured me some tea. A big, tall man appeared from outside, lugging in a big bag of takeout. It turned out to be Baishe. He immediately came over to me, set four or five boxes down, opened them, and then broke the chopsticks apart.

Uncle Two and Fatty came over. "Shit, what happened to me?" I asked Fatty.

"When I saw you, you and Ha Zong were in a huge condom. Let me tell you, the Wu family should do a better job with their sex education. Condoms arent supposed to be used like that." Fatty looked a little tired as he patted the back of my neck. "Are you ok?"

"How did I survive?" I suddenly recalled what had happened just now. "Shit, I thought I was going to die."

"You survived because a little girl chased you from Warehouse Eleven and found you here. She came in and saw you two playing in the condom and got you out. Ha Zong was sent to the hospital since his ribs were broken. Fortunately, you didnt seem as bad off."

Fatty sat down in front of me and I looked around, "Why are so many people here?"

"You werent breathing. That little girl was worried you needed a blood transfusion, so she called everyone. Shes your fan, so she asked people from various groups to come and save you. As a result, a lot of people showed up. Now that you're awake, a lot of them will be leaving soon." Fatty touched his chin.

Uncle Two came over, but before I could speak, he slapped my face.

He hit so hard that black spots filled my vision and I almost fainted again. After I recovered, Uncle Two sat down beside Fatty, "That slap was for your parents. I won't tell them about this. These people all witnessed your stupidity today. Now, everyone in this room better listen to me. If you still want to work in this business and want your Little Master Three to live and prosper, you better not check anything for him in the future. If he dies because you helped him, youre asking for trouble."

No one said a word. Uncle Two looked at me, Can you save me a bit of worry?"

"I was negligent," I said. "You have to give me some time to slowly let it go."

"How slow do you plan on going?" Uncle Two broke his own chopsticks apart and let me eat.

I was really hungry and wondered if I had been in a coma for a long time. I took a bite and didn't bother speaking. Uncle Two waved his hand and everyone started to disperse.

"Stop staying at home. Ive arranged a job for you. You dont think about things when you have something to do, Uncle Two said.

"Give me more time. I want to help you and check some things out," I replied. "I didn't know this thing was so fierce."

"Then how about going to Warehouse Eleven and handling things there?" Uncle Two asked.

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Me reading Uncle Two bitch-slapping Wu Xie:

Also, happy 100 chapters darlings!!!! We're not quite half-way through just yet, but I'd say we're making good progress since it's only been like 1.5 months since we started on the Reboot train ()

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