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Chapter 27: CH-27 - FACE-SLAPPING
Chapter 27: CH-27 - FACE-SLAPPING
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AN:-DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT CHINESE FACE-SLAPPING IS A TERM WHERE THE MC PUTS DOWN BULLIES AND HUMILIATES THEM? THERE IS ALSO ANOTHER MEANING, AND THAT IS TO BE SO SARCASTIC THAT SOMEONE'S ARGUMENT IS STUPID LOOKING, GETTING HUMILIATED. ANYWAYS, HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE Chapter 27.
[PREVIOUSLY ON GAMER PIECE]
But I don't have a choice. i use my skill
1-
I Jump from the ship, storing it in my inventory-
I summon Marry right under my feet, landing on it and-
*SPLASH*
The sound of hitting the waters comes to my ears, with Going Merry moving from side to side, but I can see visibly just how much she is holding onto herself, trying not to flip over. After a few seconds, She finally Stops trying to flip over, stabilizing herself.
I wait for a few seconds just as a precaution, and after nothing happens, I remove all the Mana Rope and collapse to the ground, sighing in relief. Thanks to Gamer's Mind, I didn't have fear clouding my mind while doing this suicidal stunt, but I was still worried about this plan not succeeding.I look over to all of my Knocked out crewmates, and sign. I lay on my back, sighing once again in relief.
"Thanks Merry" I whisper, before closing my eyes and going to sleep. the last time i slept was more than 2 days ago, with the Falling of the Ship, Meeting Cricket-
I got up immediately. we forgot Noland And the rest of the Saruyama Alliance-
fuck them. I helped them enough, I can't hold their hands while they walk every time. i look at Wyper and Aisa, trying to think of a way to send them back-
yeah, later. i plop back to the ground and close my eyes, going into a deep slumber for the next 8 hours-
"we need to put The Anchor, or else i will start floating away to who knows where-" ARGH COME ON MERRY-
[8 HOURS LATER]
*BAM*
What the-
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!! GET THE FUCK UP-"
*BAM*
The moment I open my eyes after my beauty sleep, I get hit right in my jaw, sending me flying and crashing into the Wooden Planks that Make the ship. i feel immense pain from my entire body, and i look up, seeing Nami having a yellow aura surrounding her-
and she is fucking Pissed.
i look at my HP-
HP:- 1/1660
SHI-
I Sense bloodlust, so I instinctively go into my dungeon. I sigh in relief, opening my inventory and drinking some much needed health potions to bring my HP back up. what the fuck was that?
with My HP back up, I looked through the notifications that I got but i Had Muted.
HIDDEN QUEST COMPLETED
ZEPHYR THE VICE ADMIRAL
DESCRIPTION:-
"Black Arm" Zephyr is the Vice Admiral that came back from Retirement. he is here to get back into shape, figure out how to deal with this.
Rewards:-
ESCAPE FROM ZEPHYR - +100,000,000 EXP, SKILL BOOK < ROKUSHIKI TECHNIQUES (SORU)>, LUK STAT INCREASED BY 5. (COMPLETED)
FIGHT ZEPHYR - + 1,000,000,000 EXP, SKILL BOOK
DEFEAT ZEPHYR - +1,000,000,000 EXP, SKILL BOOK
Failure:- Capture, Possible Death.
WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?
What kind of rewards are these? all of the Rokushiki techniques, along with Armament Haki AND its advanced techniques? what in the absolute fuck? I am frustrated now. If I had tried to find a way to defeat Zephyr, maybe we would have been better off.
Damn it-
I sigh. no use crying over spilt milk. First, I need to absorb all the Skill Books that I have gotten. so, i take out the Skill book OF Soru. and use my absorbing ability-
CANNOT LEARN THIS SKILL AS DEX SHOULD BE ABOVE 100
Are you kidding me? a Stat cap for these skills. i check up the remaining skill Books i have gotten-
CANNOT LEARN THIS SKILL AS VIT SHOULD BE ABOVE 100
CANNOT LEARN THIS SKILL AS DEX SHOULD BE ABOVE 100
CANNOT LEARN THIS SKILL AS VIT SHOULD BE ABOVE 130
SKILL LEARNED
SKILL LEARNED
Nice, at least I can learn some skills. Rankyaku and Shigan can be learned since i have 100 Points in Strength. but, Soru and Geppo needs DEX to be 100 or more While Kami-E and Tekkai needs VIT to be 100 or more-
wait! Can I learn these skills AFTER using
RANKYAKU - ACTIVE - (Lv1) (EXP-0%)
DESCRIPTION:-
otherwise known as Tempest Kick, this skill allows the user to kick the air with so much force that it makes a compressed wind blade which can be used to send at opponents at high speeds. The Power of the skill is based on the kicking strength and the mastery over this skill.
SHIGAN - ACTIVE - (Lv1) (EXP-0%)
DESCRIPTION:-
otherwise known as Finger Pistol, this skill allows the user to pierce the target with their fingers with very high speeds, resulting in an attack similar to that of a bullet wound. The Power of the skill is based on the Arm Strength and the mastery over this skill.
i look at my stats to see all the new stuffs-
Name:- Rai Adam
Job:- The Gamer
Gender:- Male
Level:- 22 (EXP:- 1,229,723,400/1,677,721,600)
Title:- THE -STRATEGIZER- OF THE STRAWHAT PIRATES
Perk:- SMALL TIME REGENERATION, ANCIENT SCRIPT, GENIUS TRAIT
HP:- 1660
MP:- 5,947 (3130)
STR:- 112
VIT (HP):- 88
DEX (AGI):- 58
INT:-154 (82)
WIS:-148 (79)
LUK:-30
Stat Points:- 15
A person who was orphaned during his young age, Rai Adam has always worked hard to sustain himself independently. his job however, is not to his satisfaction, and due to this, he watches Movies and Anime to take his mind of his bad days. he Dies in his sleep and is Summoned by #@!#$#@ and sent to a different world.
I notice a new skill has been created, and the name.....is interesting.
DUE TO CONTINUOUS ACTIONS , SKILL
HAS BEEN CREATED
I Don't know how to think about this, but I decided to see it anyway.
PARALLEL BRAIN - ACTIVE - (Lv1) (EXP- 0%) (MP - 100 per Second)
DESCRIPTION:-
This skill allows the Mana to create a secondary brain which can have its own functions, Similar to the primary brain. This skill uses Mana to maintain the secondary Brain, allowing the user to have a variety of options to do.
this-
This is seriously broken. it is as broken as my
I-
Nevermind. I will figure out how to use these new skills later on, since I am concerned about what that Killing instinct was earlier. I don't know where it came from, but I need to be ready. so, with my butt clenched, i appear in the Real world-
*BAM*
and get hit in the face before I could even activate my Observation haki. I get sent flying and crash inside of the Lounge, destroying the Kitchen table. i get up, trying to see who it was that punched me in the face while ignoring the pain, but that's when-
"it seems you are awake, you psycho bastard~" a deep chilling voice comes from the door which scares the shity out of me, and someone comes in-
"Nami-" before I could complete that sentence, my leg got grabbed by Nami and yanked, throwing me out of the lounge right into the main deck, crashing in it.
"Nami wha-" i try to collect myself and understand why on earth nami is beating me, but the moment i see her face, fear overtakes my mind, and thankfully, Gamer's Mind comes in clutch and allows me to properly see her expression-
Of Unfiltered rage. an Orange energy surrounding her and-
GAMER'S MIND HAS PROTECTED FROM CONQUERER'S HAKI
"YOU PSYCHO-" she screams-
I grab my ear, still fearing and still getting calmed down by my Gamer's Mind. the screech this banshee did was heard till the heavens i am sure (AN:- It did, my ear-drums are bleeding, and i don't even have ears in the first place)
And grabs my throat, squeezing it with her entire strength-
"-Na-" I tried to talk, but she wasn't letting me go. her killing intent rolling off in waves. I Try to turn my head to the side, and from the corner of my eye, I see my crew staring at Nami in horror. no one coming to help me-
"YOU FUCKING MANIAC, YOU REALLY MADE US FALL OVER 7000m!! I SWEAR I SHOULD KILL YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW-" her hold on my throat deepens, and my eyes start having spots appear on them, Air being decreased in my brain. i try to push her away from me, but her strength is amplified from Normal and her death grip on my throat is killing me.
i have no other choice then, so i use two of my skill,
*WHAM*
Slap Nami across the face with my entire strength. somehow, that isn't enough and she isn't sent flying, but what it successfully does is release her hold on me as her head snaps backwards-
before she slowly turns her head back to me-
"You Hit Nami-Swan-" Sanji screeches, his leg burning in fire, but Nami-
She is completely blinded by rage. She clenches her fist and swings-
*BAM*
I punched her face with all my strength, and finally something happened. She falls onto her back, and I have to duck right as Sanji comes with a fiery kick aiming at my head.
"HOW DARE YOU HURT NAMI~SWAN-"
"THIS PHYCHOTIC MANIAC TRIED TO KILL ME YOU BABY FUCKER-"
"I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU FOR THE FACT THAT YOU ALMOST HAD US DIE FROM THE IMPACT OF FALLING FROM 7000m-" these words snap something in my brain. I just cannot handle this anymore! this women dare questions my Plan while her round ass was knocked out for the majority of the time-
"Oh please, like you have a better option in THAT Situation-"
"i would have had a much better plan than us dropping more than 7000m from the sky-"
"Oh yeah? then please grace me with your benevolent Masterplan." Nami opens her mouth, but i still made sure i had the final words, as she doesn't know shit of what we had to do to save the weakling duo (And Bentham) from Zephyr's clutches.
"and before you start babbling some nonsense, let me give you the entire context of the Situation were in-"
"The plan was simple: Me, Chopper, Zoro and Sanji would deal with the Ordeals while Luffy and Wyper would deal with Enel, while you guys would find us some gold. Our side of the plan worked swimmingly, no problems. right after i found out the whereabouts of the Giant Bell and Ring it, no problem. but-"
"That's when I got to know that Zephyr, the previous Admiral and a Current Vice Admiral came with us to Sky Island. Now, how was I supposed to figure this out? I don't know. but when i did, i immediately made an escape plan, where i will disappear with Aisa, Drop Aisa and Wyper to their homes, grab you guys on the way, and escape using Merry-"
"But NOOOO, you guys had to be captured. so, I had to create a plan to deal with the new situation. there were two choices i could choose, one was to abandon you guys and leave, and other was fighting Zephyr so we could free you guys-"
Nami's eyes widen, while Sanji's anger rises to new levels. luffy and Zoro Narrow their eyes, while Usopp's and Bentham are shocked at what i am saying.
"Since the first choice was NEVER an option, we decided to fight. and you know the outcome of that, we GOT FUC- No, WE GOT RAPED SO BAD THAT ME, ROBIN, WYPER, SANJI, AND ZORO were all Knocked out from the fight due to Zephyr-"
Everyone except Luffy makes a disgusting face, and I notice something. Where is Wyper and Aisa?
"hey chopper, where are Wyper and Aisa?" His disgusted face turns into surprise, but he answers it.
"Due to them being from The Sky Island, they were not able to adapt to the lower altitudes, and they are in bed right now. I gave them some medicine for their Headaches and Dizziness." I nod towards Chopper as it makes sense what he is saying, i turn back to Nami and continue yapping-
"since we were violated by Zephyr, Chopper had to take Drugs to turn into a giant monster, and i had to give Luffy Drugs so that he could at least do something against Zephyr-"
"But, you were knocked out right?" I gave Usopp the bombastic Side eye, annoyed by his interruption.
"oh, and you were doing something productive i assume?" Usopp's Face goes red in embarrassment, and I look back at Nami, who also is looking a little embarrassed, as she realizes that the comment I made to Usopp was also for her.
"Luffy had the freedom to do what he wishes, Chopper becomes a steroid user and gets jacked, ME, SANJI AND ZORO had to literally create Techniques on the FUCKING spot. Sanji had to make his legs on fire, I had to develop two new techniques that could possibly be my strongest ones yet, and Zoro LITERALLY had to make more arms to fight."
Nami, Usopp, Bentham and Chopper did not see or know what was going on (Chopper was unconscious during that time), so knowing the details of the fight is surprising to them, especially Zoro making Arms out of thin air, but Zoro realizes something.
"Wait, you know what that is?" I turn to Zoro, and Nod.
"Yeah, kinda. I'll explain later!" With the "later" card used for now, I come back to Nami and continue yapping.
"And do you know the outcome of that? we did better, so better in fact that we Graduated from being raped to being Fucked. after that, i woke up, realized the situation we were in, and made three plans with the capabilities i have currently, including you guys.-"
"plan 1:- Let Zephyr take us to Impel down, and since i know something there who will surely help us escape, i wanted to take this-"
"why didn't you?" it seemed that Nami found a matter to shit on me about, but Women, too predictable, all according to my Keikaku. At this point, I am not even angry anymore, but I need to make them realize why they are WRONG and I am RIGHT. arrogance? Who the fuck cares? I am leading the conversation somewhat to where they ask me questions that I want to answer.
(AN:- the MC only wanted Nami to ask the question, so Zoro asking a question is not part of his keikaku)
"Since Robin exists, and she is part of our crew, you dumbass." Robin looks surprised, since she never thought that she would be included. not only her, but all the members are surprised.
"Remember, she can read the Poneglyph, which is outlawed by the Government. While we will survive mostly Riding on Luffy's Grand-Dad's power, Robin is confirmed to be killed the moment she gets in the grasp of the world government." every one's eyes widen in shock, including Robin's whose eyes are confused with various emotions. all part of my-
nevermind. this ain't, i am just bullshitting at this point.
"so, Option 1 is out. Option 2 was the plan that eventually SAVED OUR ASSES. drop his guard, and at the perfect time, store the Ship in the inventory and drop down 7000m. while it was the second riskiest one, it was much better than letting Robin die or Worse, Option 3-"
"Blowing up Upper Yard, killing Zephyr along with us!" i did not plan on this at any time of the strategic planning, but to further drive home the point, but it seems someone else heard it-
"you wanted to WHAT?" Wyper, hearing the commotion came from the Men's room along with Aisa, just in time to hear my made up option. I turn to him and Aisa, and notice that they are breathing heavily, drenched in sweat.
"You guys couldn't walk now-" Chopper runs towards the stairs and tries to push Wyper and Aisa back into the room, but Wyper pushes Chopper to the side and looks at me in anger. Aisa looks horrified-
"before you guys think of something else. I never even considered that option, knowing just how much you guys bled through for that Island. it was a random option that came to my mind." Wyper still hasn't calmed down. Robin looks at me in a muted horrified expression.
"You mean, you were gonna-" She knows exactly HOW I would have destroyed The Upper Yard. she was there after all when i acquired the bomb.
"I didn't consider it Robin. No Need to think about it!" i Indirectly tell Robin to be quiet about it. Wyper is already angry at me, and I need no more reasons to make him try to murder me.
"So, with all the Context understood, Please tell me your Highness, what kind of Superior Strategy would you grace to us lowly beings?" My tone is dripping with so much sarcasm that even Luffy knows just how much I am mocking Nami.
Nami Stays silent, while I cross my arms in front of my chest and stare at her, wanting her to give me her oh-so "Superior" plan, but she stays silent. while this should answer it, i am a petty dude, and even with a beautiful woman in front of me all embarrassed, i don't stop like a gentleman and keep going on.
"Go On, you said that you could have figured out a much Better plan right?" I raise my eyebrow up at her, and she shrinks a little, before whispering. i didn't hear it, so i tell her to speak louder, bringing my ears to her bowed down face-
"I SAID I DON'T KNOW-" she screams at me in embarrassment, while i rub my ear so that the Ear Drum stops vibrating. I look back at her to see some tears forming in her eyes, and I sigh, knowing when to cross the limit and when to stop. Plus, Sanji is glaring at me in anger and Luffy has an annoyed expression on his face.
"Look Nami, i had NO Other option to choose from, i'd rather take a chance to live rather than someone or everyone dying. we were too weak to fight against A Vice Admiral, and this escape route was to make sure all of us were safe." Nami looks up at me while I scratch my head. Zoro speaks up, intending on something.
"so, you know a way for us to get stronger than we are right now?" rather than a question, Zoro states this as a fact, like he knows That i have a way. I look over all the strawhats, and all of them have determined faces, Especially Usopp. I look at Wyper and Aisa, and I realize something.
"Yeah, but before that, i am Sorry for dragging you guys with us, you should have-" I bow down towards Aisa and Wyper, since without me involving them, they wouldn't have-
"Don't...just Don't. I decided to fight with you guys up there, and this is the result of it. you don't need to apologize for my decision." Wyper shakes his head, re-instituting that he decided this. I smiled at him, thankful for his words.
"Hey, I also fought with you guys." Aisa speaks up for the first time since I woke up, and I remember something.
"Wait, why were you tied up like us- No, why were you on the ship in the first place?" Aisa looks...embarrassed and turns around, not willing to answer me, but Wyper looks down on her and decides to answer in her stead.
"After you were knocked out and all of the people came back to the real world, She tried to attack the Bastard, where He knocked the knife out of her hand and tied her up, before dragging her around." Aisa turns and looks at Wyper in betrayal, and kicks him in the leg-
before crouching down and holding her leg in pain, while all of us chuckle in this situation.
"so, what is your plan now?" I ask Wyper, as from now on, if what is gonna happen goes the way as I think it is, it is important for me to know about it.
"well, do you know a way to get back into Sky Island?" Wyper looks at me, and I genuinely try to think of A way back to Sky island.
"There is one in the New World, but that is super far from here. we need at least months of traveling to get there." Wyper looks disappointed, and before he could ask another question, Aisa interrupts him.
"Hey, why are we in a hurry to go back? there is no bad guy there anymore, we can explore The Blue Seas AND then Go back." She grips on Wyper's leg, making him look at her in annoyance. but, she is Unrelenting.
"Pleaseeeee~" she puts up a baby-doll eyes, but it doesn't really have any effect on Wyper-
"Hey, you two. Join My Crew-" Luffy grins widely, spreading his hands wide while all of the crew members look at him in shock. Wyper and Aisa are surprised, while I just chuckle, expecting this.
"LUFFY! you just can't invite them, they have a home to go to-" Nami raises an objection, but i speak up, shooting it down.
"Well, we could let them Join the Crew UNTIL they can go home, similarly to what you guys did for Vivi." She looks at me in surprise, and her expression changes into thoughtfulness.
"But Aisa is a little girl-"
"HEY! I AM A WARRIOR OF SHANDORA-"
"do you really think she would be able to do the same as us?" I looked towards Usopp with a lazy smile. He completely ignored Aisa's words, but I have an answer for this.
"We don't need to make her a main member of the crew, she can be an apprentice." Usopp's facial expressions change from worry to annoyance.
"You really don't object to whatever Luffy says , right?" I shrug, not at all denying this accusation.
"He is the captain, his word is law. He wants to kill someone, I make plans to kill someone. He wants to save someone, I make plans to save someone. That is my role in this ship!" Usopp sighs, knowing that it is pointless to argue anymore. while this is happening, Wyper and Aisa look at each other-
"Okay!" Usopp sighs, knowing there can be nothing that can be done now. He looks at his hand in contemplation, which I notice. It is THAT time huh?
"well, we have another strong member in the crew!" Sanji inhales his smoke and puffs it out, exclaiming while looking at Wyper. Wyper looks back with an amused grin on his face, married to Zoro.
"Yeah, I am a little excited to spar against him!" Zoro grabs the hilt of his Wado Ichimonji with a grin on his face.
"Okay, since everyone is on-deck, I will just explain the way to get stronger right here!" With that said, I go inside of the Lounge and grab the whiteboard that Me and Usopp use for our creations. before dragging it, i have a thought.
'why not do it?' Since I have 10 members currently, I could show them the techniques to give them a much better learning session. I open my inventory and bring out the skill books. with me reactivating my
SKILL LEARNED
SKILL LEARNED
SKILL LEARNED
SKILL LEARNED
SKILL LEARNED
With all the skill learnt, the books disappear into my body. The knowledge of how to use the Rokushiki is in my brain. While I understand it properly, I get an interesting notification.
DUE TO LEARNING ALL THE BASIC ROKUSHIKI TECHNIQUES, +20 TO STR, +20 TO VIT, +20 TO DEX.
Oh-Oh! DAMN~
DUE TO REACHING 100 STAT POINTS IN VIT, YOU HAVE GAINED THE SKILL
Huh?
SELF REGENERATION - PASSIVE - (Lv1) (EXP - 0%)
DESCRIPTION:-
A skill that automatically restores HP over time, allowing the user to survive longer and recover from injuries without needing external items or healing spells. The regeneration rate scales directly with the user's VIT stat.
Effects:-
The initial regeneration rate is 1% of Max HP every 10 seconds.
For every additional 10 Levels, the regen rate decreases by 1 second.
For every additional 50 VIT Stats, the percentage of HP restored increases by 0.5%
GOD-DAMN!!!
this shit is so busted. so, even if I get injured, my own skill passively regenerates it. if i add this along with My Perk Small time-regen, then my total Regen speed would be-
266 HP Points (Approx) every 10 seconds? That would mean that in approximately 70 seconds, I will fully heal myself?
HOLY SHIT!!!
"What are you doing in there?" Usopp calls me, snapping me from my excitement. i grab the Whiteboard and drag it towards the Deck, putting these calculations behind me as i am ready-
to Power Scale this shit.
THE END
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